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What's your initial reaction, do you think?
*NOT congratulations, guys, I'm unaware of any bun in the oven as yet.
(Dark, but brilliant)
...I tittered, but maybe I should've kept my amusement to myself. Who knows.
that thing is REAL!!!
it's setting rules for hypothetical outcomes. All further objections to this are null and void, thanks guys.
He can't get enough of it.
A shit one.
Think i'd be really happy!
He already looks pregnant
Although I would have some pressing questions about who the fuck she was, and when she'd stolen my fucking flower.
Get his to the doctors ASAP.
can't possibly answer this question
the depth of cardboard boxes you'd need to land on to survive a fall from a 3rd storey window. Or whether planes get snowed on when they are above the clouds.
well i mean, snow falls quite slowly doesn't it and planes move quite quickly so....no?
While my inner monologue screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
I'd like a kid
Not sure whether I'd be more surprised about suddenly finding out I've got another half or suddenly finding out that said other half was pregnant.
Have a shower, bit of bacon, maybe some eggs, a glass of orange, watch a bit of GMTV with a piece of toast, say my goodbyes to the mrs and jump infront of a freight train.
*Had a funny dream last night.*
- That's nice dear
Let's say she's capable of independent activity
whilst desperately trying to work out what few skills I'd picked up in my misspent life so far would actually come in useful. Being kick ass on Tony Hawks Pro Skater? Nah. Being able to roll a joint in adverse weather conditions? Unlikely to come in handy. Still being able to play pool to a reasonable standard after 8 pints? Probably useless. Then she'd ask, *how the hell are we going to afford this?!* And then I'd know. I'd have a bit of a stretch, crack my knuckles, smile and say, *gimme a minute love. I'm gonna start a spreadsheet.*
I am a complete person.
Urgh that term makes me cringe so much.