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How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Your body shape?

BMS1 [Edit] [Delete] 173 replies 12:48, 8 February '13

I'm 36. I'm 5ft 8" and weigh 10st 3lbs. I exercise and think my body shape is lean and ok. Maybe I'm a bit thin. Your turn. Be honest.

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HWP with a bit of a belly that has been going away by not drinking

i've weighed myself like 4 times since christmas and had WILDLY different answers every time

cat_race | 8 Feb '13, 12:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm 27, 5'7" and weigh about 65kg. I would describe myself as podgy but with spectacularly muscular legs.

Antpocalypsenow | 8 Feb '13, 12:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'10" (actually about .05cm off)

145lb
Slim to fucking skinny
With gut
Pale
Kinda ginger

HEY LADIES

moker | 8 Feb '13, 12:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
26, 5ft8

70kg
lean and mean
hirstute

Noblet | 8 Feb '13, 12:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- 70kg?
  
  Can you do that in proper weight?
  
  moker @Noblet | 8 Feb '13, 12:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - i do kg
    
    deal
    
    think thats about 11 stone
    
    Noblet @moker | 8 Feb '13, 13:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Almost spot on
      
      It's a fraction over 11 stone.
      
      colinzealuk @Noblet | 8 Feb '13, 13:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Basically this ^
  
  About 5'8 and 155lb
  Not as lean as I'd like yet though.
  
  colinzealuk @Noblet | 8 Feb '13, 13:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yep me too
    
    Skinny, muscular in parts, and a tiny bit of belly
    
    jopzorz @colinzealuk | 8 Feb '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
5' 10 1/2"
12st 3
Mostly lean, with a bit of belly fat.

_meh | 8 Feb '13, 12:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- mostly lean, with a bit of belly fat
  
  sounds like you're describing someone's pot roast
  
  inside-outside @_meh | 8 Feb '13, 12:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - sounds about right.
    
    _meh @inside-outside | 9 Feb '13, 00:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
27

5'10"
Adonis in every conceivable way

inside-outside | 8 Feb '13, 12:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I can confirm this
  
  inside-outside @inside-outside | 8 Feb '13, 12:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  inside-outside and xilia this'd this
  - yeah he's a dreamboat
    
    inside-outside @inside-outside | 8 Feb '13, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    inside-outside this'd this
6'4"

~13 stone
Slim with pot belly

Dinner?

deadonthestairs | 8 Feb '13, 12:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^ pretty-much exactly the same
  
  colon_closed_bracket @deadonthestairs | 8 Feb '13, 13:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You're a married man!
    
    (I think)
    
    deadonthestairs @colon_closed_bracket | 8 Feb '13, 13:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I always imagined ccb as a fairly small, unassuming sort of guy.
      
      Now I'm scared.
      
      TheoGB @deadonthestairs | 8 Feb '13, 13:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Tillance this'd this
      - He's very tall.
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @TheoGB | 8 Feb '13, 13:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - i'm unassuming but tall
        
        colon_closed_bracket @TheoGB | 8 Feb '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - :D
      
      (yes i am) (you're all welcome for dinner but on a platonic basis of course)
      
      colon_closed_bracket @deadonthestairs | 8 Feb '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1

belly

wrightylew | 8 Feb '13, 13:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

shinymcshine this'd this
I'm 5'7"

I think I weighed 71kg last time I was weighed.
My body shape is a little bit fat. Although I still have quite a small waist in comparison to my hips and bust.

Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Can we use stones and pounds
  
  not all this new-fangled kilos stuff
  
  moker @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - No because I understand stones and pounds
    
    But I don't really have much idea of how much a kilo is, so I have a figure for my weight but don't actually know how much it is. I'm happy with that.
    
    Tillance @moker | 8 Feb '13, 13:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Roughly 2.2 lbs to the kilo
      
      so about 154lbs, or just on 11 stone.
      
      TheoGB @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - BAN REQUEST
        
        Tillance @TheoGB | 8 Feb '13, 14:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Oh, I might be on television in the next year or two
  
  I should probably start trying to get slimmer.
  
  Tillance @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm 27.
I am 180cm / 5'11''
I weigh 84kg / 13.2 stone
I am slim and despite a bit of flab on the stomach, rather happy with myself.

justanothersheeldz | 8 Feb '13, 13:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
5ft 7in

about 9 stone. I'm pretty skinny, although in the right light my body looks pretty hench.

CillaCrack | 8 Feb '13, 13:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
6ft 2"

149lbs
Lean cyclist's body/lanky streak of piss depending on your POV...

pentargo | 8 Feb '13, 13:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You can have the latter, beanpole.
  
  Mr cyclist says come at me bro: http://i.imgur.com/rPFaSgH.jpg ;-P
  
  TheWza @pentargo | 8 Feb '13, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - More of a tour cyclist tbf...
    
    pentargo @TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
5' 11", 10st 8 to 10st 11 (it fluctuates), skinny and slightly muscular

chris_81 | 8 Feb '13, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
Not sure what height - probably about 5'9" or so

Haven't been weighed since I was about 14, so couldn't even hazard a guess. I'm quite slim though.

SenorDingDong | 8 Feb '13, 13:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1, 15st, broad, chubby in neck and belly area, short legs, long body

sexy stuff.

Reasonably happy though.

MrBones | 8 Feb '13, 13:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'11.875

Last time I weighed myself I was around 12.5 stone. Reasonably broad. No belly whatsoever and at nearly 40 I'm fucking proud of that fact. 32 inch waist

slavestate | 8 Feb '13, 13:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- DRINK SOME BEER
  
  YOU JESSIE
  
  moker @slavestate | 8 Feb '13, 13:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  japes this'd this
  - I drink all the beer
    
    Ridiculously higher than average in fact.
    
    slavestate @moker | 8 Feb '13, 13:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Oh. Eat some chips?
      
      moker @slavestate | 8 Feb '13, 13:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - haha
        
        I seem to have a high metabolism which is great
        
        slavestate @moker | 8 Feb '13, 13:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
5' 11"

88kg/14st ISH
79% abs

DanielKelly | 8 Feb '13, 13:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrylonitrile_butadiene_styrene
  
  Splenic_Artery @DanielKelly | 8 Feb '13, 13:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that
    
    DanielKelly @Splenic_Artery | 8 Feb '13, 13:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
6ft 3 15st.

Need to lose a good half stone

oojimaflop | 8 Feb '13, 13:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'2"

Think I weigh about 12 or 12.5 stone. Can't really remember.

I still need a belt with 32" trousers, though.

TheoGB | 8 Feb '13, 13:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
5 foot 2

No idea what I weigh. Last time I looked, about just under 8 stone.
I am slim but not skinny. A year of doing No Gym has left my bottom a little bit more peachy than usual, but I like it that way. It's better than being muscly.
I have about 2 years left of this body I reckon before it all goes to absolute hell.

PickledOeuf | 8 Feb '13, 13:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

josh this'd this
- ffs, accidental this'ing
  
  josh @PickledOeuf | 8 Feb '13, 13:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - oh josh. You and your peachy bum <3
    
    PickledOeuf @josh | 8 Feb '13, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1

+ tons of fun

japes | 8 Feb '13, 13:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Do you dress to a T?
  
  NoahVale @japes | 8 Feb '13, 13:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - viciously
    
    japes @NoahVale | 8 Feb '13, 13:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
39, 6'2",15st 6lbs, lanky

chadders | 8 Feb '13, 13:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'5"

If I weigh in at even an once over 12st tonight imma fuck shit up. Lost 2st last year, put almost half a st on in Dec, hope to have shifted it by now (no booze or choc or crisps since new year, with gym or equivalent at least there times a week. plan to shed the best parts of another couple of stone and be setting 10k PBs by the autumn (at the latest). first triathlon coming up in may. difficult to stay motivated, though, when i look so bloody good whatever bulk i'm carrying.

TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 13:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I think of you as taller than that
  
  PickledOeuf @TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 13:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - me too
    
    TheWza @PickledOeuf | 8 Feb '13, 13:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I think of myself as a giant mostly
      
      PickledOeuf @TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 13:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - heh.
        
        i don't mind being an indisputable shortarse. takes the angst out of it when every* other guy is taller, whereas all the 5'7"+ chaps all seem to be straining for the arbitrary six foot benchmark.
        
        the only occasional downside is vision at gigs.
        
        *tomatron excepted, obv :-)
        
        TheWza @PickledOeuf | 8 Feb '13, 13:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I always get downthe front at gigs,
        
        because people presume I'm a child.
        
        PickledOeuf @TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 13:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
- <3
  
  pichaelmarker @TheWza | 8 Feb '13, 13:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
1.90 €

Body_In_The_Thames | 8 Feb '13, 13:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'2"

11odd stone. bit too thin at the moment

Silkyskillz11 | 8 Feb '13, 13:24 | X | ^ This | Reply

Lo-Pan and untrue this'd this
1.90 & 80kg

My body shape is metric

Body_In_The_Thames | 8 Feb '13, 13:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
5' 8"

9 1/2 stone but I always look pdogier than I weigh.

Songs_about_ducking | 8 Feb '13, 13:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^this
  
  except i am obviously a skinnny man
  
  andyvine @Songs_about_ducking | 8 Feb '13, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
6ft 1

15st
Quite well-toned of late (been working on the biceps and pecs)
Legs like Chris Hoy

NoahVale | 8 Feb '13, 13:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
voluptuous

That's all you need to know I think

mug_mug_mug | 8 Feb '13, 13:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
- come on guys we've all seen Total Recall
  
  mug_mug_mug @mug_mug_mug | 8 Feb '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
TIL I'm heavier than most of the men on here

Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:35 | X | ^ This | Reply

japes this'd this
- That's because there's a lot of small blokes
  
  We're indie betwetters remember?
  
  If this thread was on f365 they'd all be fat and hench. "Fench".
  
  moker @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I've had shites bigger than some folk on here
  
  japes @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - pics or it didn't happen.
    
    pichaelmarker @japes | 8 Feb '13, 13:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-y40nu55n3tc/TXcrtsys6OI/AAAAAAAAAk0/YL5Cn3hssd8/s1600/Golgothan%2B-%2BDOGMA.png
      
      japes @pichaelmarker | 8 Feb '13, 13:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Y'know, it's a real shame that DaddyorChips fella has ruined being nice to women on here
  
  I'm sure you've nothing to worry about
  
  DanielKelly @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 13:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Theo, delete this post
    
    I feel like a sex offender
    
    DanielKelly @DanielKelly | 8 Feb '13, 13:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Creepy Joe is NOT nice to women
    
    (Thanks though, DK)
    
    Tillance @DanielKelly | 8 Feb '13, 13:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - He meant that you can't compliment a woman on here without a Creepy Joe comparison.
      
      Not that Creepy Joe was nice to women.
      
      TheoGB @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I can't even ^this your post without feeling like DoC.
    
    That could apply to all of your posts, though (safety wink?).
    
    deadonthestairs @DanielKelly | 8 Feb '13, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - You fucking love thising my posts
      
      Royter's been at it too
      
      DanielKelly @deadonthestairs | 8 Feb '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Royter-Hatfood this'd this
I'm 27

5'4" and-a-bit
Just under 10st.

Belly, belly, belly. Despite me going for a jog once a month. ffs.

pichaelmarker | 8 Feb '13, 13:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
i'm one inch high and four foot wide.

josh | 8 Feb '13, 13:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
not sure exactly how tall i am 6'/6'1"

about 12.5 stone.
developed somewhat of a belly as i've not ridden a bike since october, and that was my main form of exercise.

chickenbones | 8 Feb '13, 13:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- oh, 28
  
  chickenbones @chickenbones | 8 Feb '13, 13:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
5ft 2

Chubby

sophiacherryx | 8 Feb '13, 13:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
tiny head long neck

shrewbie | 8 Feb '13, 13:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

untrue this'd this
5'10"

174kg
30-31 inch waist.

Skinny as fuck these days.

skellywager | 8 Feb '13, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'6"

10 stone
sexy ass motherfucker

_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- overweight :-(
  
  _TheBeautifulOnes_ @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - need to start sorting it out
    
    _TheBeautifulOnes_ @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - That isn't overweight
    
    Tillance @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - According to a website I should be 9.2
      
      _TheBeautifulOnes_ @Tillance | 8 Feb '13, 14:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - no good health advice starts
        
        "according to a website"
        grab a pasty just in case man.
        
        fidel_catstro @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        haha, I will do then :-)
        
        Was thinking of doing a bit of boxing training, always wanted to, but I've read that boxers get most injuries to their lips and I play the flugelhorn so couldn't be doing with that.
        
        _TheBeautifulOnes_ @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        you could do cardio kickbox or box circuits or something
        
        I've given up on classes, just run and do weights. Anything else seems less efficient and I am a lazy lazy man.
        
        fidel_catstro @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        yeah, running is generally the best way to go
        
        I never normally care about health, but my mate has joined a gym on the basis that 'we're at the peak of our physical fitness now' (aged 20) 'and I can't believe that this is my peak'. I don't disagree.
        
        _TheBeautifulOnes_ @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i think the peak is 27 innit?
        
        You're okay to treat your body like a dustbin until then.
        
        mug_mug_mug @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'6

not sure what i weigh - probably about 9.5 stone. size 10 so slim more than skinny. i'd like to be a size 8, but i also like drinking cider and eating crisps :/

shes_so_high | 8 Feb '13, 13:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Size 10 is a lovely size.
  
  sophiacherryx @shes_so_high | 8 Feb '13, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  pentargo this'd this
  - Crap, is it...
    
    ...sexist to this that? The social board is a fucking minefield these days.
    
    pentargo @sophiacherryx | 8 Feb '13, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm not sure it's sexist
      
      if you could easily point out lady sizes I'd think you were a bit odd / maybe a Fashion Gay or something though
      
      fidel_catstro @pentargo | 8 Feb '13, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      _TheBeautifulOnes_ this'd this
      - I'm always pointing out lady sizes tbf
        
        "Ha ha ha, look at that fat bitch!!!" And so on.
        
        pentargo @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Crap...
        
        ...is THAT sexist?!?
        
        pentargo @pentargo | 8 Feb '13, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        sophiacherryx @pentargo | 8 Feb '13, 16:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
Yeah. Body shape vs enjoyment is always a balance. I'd be slimmer

and would have a better body shape though I drink too much and enjoy post drinking food too much.

BMS1 | 8 Feb '13, 13:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'm happy with my shape
  
  I go in and out in the correct places. I'd just like to go out a bit less. I like beer and crisps too much though. LAD.
  
  Tillance @BMS1 | 8 Feb '13, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
27 years old

5'8 (173 cm)
Current weight 75kg (11.8 stone)
Fighting weight 67kg (10.5 stone)
Body type: sort of stocky - short muscular legs, big body.

Kitchmo | 8 Feb '13, 14:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
6ft

down to 82.8kg now from 87.4kg
still got a belly

j0hn | 8 Feb '13, 14:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- no wait
  
  81.8kg
  
  j0hn @j0hn | 8 Feb '13, 14:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Go John!
    
    TECHNICALLY you are losing weight ;)
    
    sophiacherryx @j0hn | 8 Feb '13, 14:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    j0hn this'd this
lesson learned in this thread

tubbos always have "big muscular legs"

fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- safety wink
  
  fidel_catstro @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
5'10 1/2
79.5kg

Want to put on a few more kgs and look like this guy:

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I00004Rzz0M8fWi4/s/900/900/ufc-on-fox3-weigh-38.jpg

Splenic_Artery | 8 Feb '13, 14:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- paul harris is a freak but he cheats
  
  had elevated testosterone levels after he got monstered by lombard
  
  Noblet @Splenic_Artery | 8 Feb '13, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
36, 5'11", not sure about the stonage, 30" waist

the_ravens | 8 Feb '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
5,10 11.5 st

wilykit | 8 Feb '13, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
6.2, 12.5 stone, 32 inch waist

I've decided over the next six months I want to get in disgustingly good shape just once in my life. After which I'll be back on the mountain dew and double cheeseburgers, ta.

fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You're 12.5 stone? But you have the same physique as Keira Knightley.
  
  Maybe your really bad posture has made your bones really heavy.
  
  Kitchmo @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ='''D
    
    This actually made a little bit of coffee come out of my nose.
    I keep quite a bit of junk in the trunk. My *lovely* posture just means I wear it well.
    
    fidel_catstro @Kitchmo | 8 Feb '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I love you just the way you are
      
      Kitchmo @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Wait, so I've got a better physique than Keira Knightly?
    
    (Due to my less than 32" wasit?)
    
    GET IN!
    
    TheoGB @Kitchmo | 8 Feb '13, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- There's another all day ADITW in May
  
  You might want to be in shape for that!
  
  sophiacherryx @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - enough to carry the two slowest people on my team all day, anyhow
    
    fidel_catstro @sophiacherryx | 8 Feb '13, 14:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Which was Jake and Lauren, obvs.
      
      I hope it doesn't clash with Primavera Barcelona...
      
      sophiacherryx @fidel_catstro | 8 Feb '13, 14:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - wouldn't need to work out much to carry those two tbh
        
        and portovera!
        
        fidel_catstro @sophiacherryx | 8 Feb '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pegs

http://i.imgur.com/CA14MTA.jpg

untrue | 8 Feb '13, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
I measure 1.35 meths

and have dumps like a truck.

Balonz | 8 Feb '13, 14:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- truck truck
  
  baby move your butt
  
  sophiacherryx @Balonz | 8 Feb '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
age: 32
height: somewhere between 5'2" and 5'9", depending on if you're taking the piss out of me.
weight: about 11.9 stone (probably)
body shape: see above (remember muscle weighs more than fat)
hair: full head
speed: 90
turbo: 95

meths | 8 Feb '13, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- whoah, had no idea you were 32
  
  I think thats a compliment right there(?)
  
  Splenic_Artery @meths | 8 Feb '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - keep going.
    
    meths @Splenic_Artery | 8 Feb '13, 14:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ^ (tiny) cock in (childlike) hand
      
      Royter-Hatfood @meths | 8 Feb '13, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - keep going
        
        saps @Royter-Hatfood | 8 Feb '13, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- How many years have you been 32 for now?
  
  Balonz @meths | 8 Feb '13, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - not even 1.
    
    meths @Balonz | 8 Feb '13, 14:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
6', 11st, big head

Royter-Hatfood | 8 Feb '13, 14:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

meths this'd this
- it is a massive head
  
  my friend thought you looked like an engineer from Prometheus.
  
  Silkyskillz11 @Royter-Hatfood | 8 Feb '13, 15:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ;-D
    
    forzaborza @Silkyskillz11 | 8 Feb '13, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    PickledOeuf, TheBeautifulOnes_, Antelope, and no-class this'd this
Don't dare say in case you bunch of pervs like what you read and start stalking me.

saps | 8 Feb '13, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
- sounds hot
  
  the_ravens @saps | 8 Feb '13, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - You bet my sweet ass I'm hot.
    
    saps @the_ravens | 8 Feb '13, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Never fails to crack me up when grown men claim they weigh 11 stones.

How the fuck would you defend yourself if you had to?

An actually full-grown male weighs anywhere over 14st.

I'm 6ft 1, and well over 15st, or was last time i checked, which is roughly the same weight as this guy - http://thirstforgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/david-haye.jpg

The itnernet says my ideal weight is probably somewhere around 14st, but truth be told, going off the number of your mums i've been slamming lately i'm not too worried about it.

forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Yeah, it's alright for you because of your height.
  
  You're basically giving me the option of a) staying as I am now, rendering me unable to defend myself, or b) putting 5 stone on and being severely overweight, rendering me unable to defend myself.
  
  _TheBeautifulOnes_ @forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Not really.
    
    It's all relative to height and build, isn't it?
    
    You could put on, say, 1.5 to 2 stones of muscle and the next time a guy asks you to empty your bank account for him you could do something other than just say "yeah, no worries".
    
    forzaborza @_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 8 Feb '13, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9vzd2fD5z7o/TQFFc-dqbLI/AAAAAAAAAxs/p_WHoOjm3Vo/s1600/southpark.jpg
      
      fidel_catstro @forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      forzaborza, _TheBeautifulOnes_, and gonad this'd this
    - Hmmmm...
      
      I'm 5'8" and just under 9 stone (hovering around 120 to 125lbs). I bet you're trolling and serious in equal parts but I would just say that while I have no desire to get in a fight with a bigger guy, I don't feel my chances are hurt by him being bigger than me.
      I don't wish my skinniness on anybody else but it's more about knowing how to work with what you've got. Not like I have a choice anyway - I can't gain weight at will. Exercise makes me leaner, not bigger (curse of the ectomorph, that is).
      Just for fun: http://i.imgur.com/NK1YQAk.jpg
      
      Stone_Wick @forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 18:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- brains and weapons
  
  the_ravens @forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
- You're a fatty aren't you?
  
  embrace it!
  
  OvertakenByTractors @forzaborza | 8 Feb '13, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- the difference between you and him is that he has a bf% of about 8
  
  your body fat percentage is probably 30-40% you fat shit
  
  Mehodor @forzaborza | 9 Feb '13, 01:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
5 ft 11, 12st 4, bit tubby.

Jordan_229_2 | 8 Feb '13, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
I am....

39 years old, 5 foot 6 and just over 11 stone.
I have very muscley legs though that make my weight a bit heavier than it probably should be.

casinobay | 8 Feb '13, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
I win the thread

6'5" 16 and a half stone.

I have a tiny bit of flab on my belly but otherwise I'm pure muscle.

OvertakenByTractors | 8 Feb '13, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^machine
  
  marilyninthesky @OvertakenByTractors | 8 Feb '13, 15:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *walks in banging head on door frame*
    
    hi, do you want some dinenr or sutin?
    
    OvertakenByTractors @marilyninthesky | 8 Feb '13, 17:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- just take me now
  
  _TheBeautifulOnes_ @OvertakenByTractors | 8 Feb '13, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  marilyninthesky this'd this
- *adds to Never Insult File*
  
  fidel_catstro @OvertakenByTractors | 8 Feb '13, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  japes this'd this
21, 5'11"ish, 12.5 stone (175 pounds)

muscly legs from cycling but the top half of my body is just sort of formless. bit of a pot belly too :'(

brainfeedr | 8 Feb '13, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1

13 and a half stone and very muscly calves and quads due to years of cycling. Bit of a belly due to liking to drink.

rich-t | 8 Feb '13, 16:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'7" and about 15-15.5 stone

labmonkeya529 | 8 Feb '13, 17:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Damn it.
  
  OvertakenByTractors @labmonkeya529 | 8 Feb '13, 17:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1

10 stone 4.

quite thin

pip_ | 8 Feb '13, 17:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
5' 9", 12 stone 9

Wide.

urbanfox | 8 Feb '13, 18:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm about an average height and a bit chubbs with a massive arse

Alright face and good hair though so nobody cares.

icouldwinarabbit | 8 Feb '13, 18:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Got a really belta hip to waist ratio though, thanks giant arse.
  
  icouldwinarabbit @icouldwinarabbit | 8 Feb '13, 18:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
like bradley wiggins

but taller and without the physical endurance

gonad | 9 Feb '13, 00:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
23

5'11
~12.5 stone, ~72kg

Mehodor | 9 Feb '13, 01:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
about 5'7"

and curvy but yeah got ace personality and lovely hair so fuck off.

DarwinDude | 9 Feb '13, 01:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
At 6'6" and 100t.

The undisputed king of the slums.

TheWza | 9 Feb '13, 01:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm 20

5ft 9", about 60kg, I'm really skinny, lost a lot of weight last year when I got sick. Slowly coming back to a healthier weight.

Antelope | 9 Feb '13, 01:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm 19

6 ft exactly, about 15 stone. Yeah, I'm a fat bastard.

aactv | 9 Feb '13, 01:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
chode

fuck_this_band | 9 Feb '13, 02:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'1

12.5 stone BUT bulking up at the mo.

cocodaLOL | 9 Feb '13, 13:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
6'0" and 11 stone

general weight is about half a stone less but the Autumn Internationals, Christmas and now the 6 nations mean I'm carrying a bit of a belly, which looks silly on my frame.

DillingersWheelman | 9 Feb '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
28 y/o (typed 27 and corrected it)

6'1.5"
Somewhere around 14 stone
liiiiiiiiittle bit chubby but not really

alcxxk | 9 Feb '13, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

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