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i've eaten a 20p coin and a ball from hungry hungry hippos
on the side of a kitkat..?
tin foil + filling = oof
Fucking weird kid
One of my earliest memories is of the taste and texture of it. And having sandy poo afterwards.
but as far as non-food items go, they are quite close to being food
and swallowed the penny as i tried to down my pint. does this count?
specifically, I would tear the blank bit at the bottom of a page from library books and eat that. I can still remember the taste, it was very pleasant.
they're both sort of food though
Knowingly, anyway. Some twat tried to play a trick on me whilst drink in uni with pepperoni pizza.
as I understand it
nevermind the one i clearly asked
I used to suck my thumb and eat my hair.
but eating your hair, we are getting somewhere now. although it's still pretty food
some of these things are pretty food, on the scale
And where on the scale are they?
Can we see the scale please?
they're all up at the food end of the non-food part of the food scale. scale will be incoming
but then I guess it's probably quite salty.
plastic things are pretty non-food.
got bollocked for that. cried all afternoon apparently :(
It was above my bed and was that tasty, shiny paper, ate the whole thing over the course of a few weeks.
Its secondary purpose was the consecration of my spiritual relationship with Louise Nurding.
Also went through a phase of eating paper and string/wool.
Collecting in my colon, obviously.
had to shit on a potty for a week
according to my parents
Also paper. I still nibble the odd end of a biro every now and then. And bite my nails. My mate claimed he once ate a whole plastic cassette-tape case (over a few days).