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Living - Charlie Sheen
Dead - Caligula (does he count as a celebrity?)
Most Roman emperors would do. I just want to be revered as a god on earth for the day. Obviously I would benefit from the advantage of being able to fuck whomever I liked, but I wouldn't extend that privilege to my newly-acquired family. Probably.
Purely so I could get ploughed senseless by D-Beck...
For similar altruistic reasons
Well I never!
Two hours work a day max, as much money as you could ever want, spend most of your evenings hanging out of the back of page three models.
except the LDN bit
like, do i have the abilities of the person i choose and can i keep anything i acquire during the 24 hours?
or Benjamin Millepied
I'd choose Alex Reid
i will take loads of pictures of my tumescent cock and balls, taint, bumhole and stuff, upload them and make the internet implode
In an attempt to try and get a glimpse into just how fucking mental his life actually is.
she always looks like she's having a fun time.
I might be him instead.
if not, kevin macphee
She's so smug and dimpled and makes me sick with her husband and perfect child & happy persona.
The only thing is, I doubt I would remember that I had been Rhianna as I would be so stoned/pissed. But I'd love to mess up Chris Brown.
...it's not all fun and games.
He said he would be Cherly Cole, so he could 'frig himself off' all day.
Then I'd just walk around being all like "fucking check me out, I'm Bruice Willis" and shag women (sexist) and take drugs (probably sexist) and live it up in some swank penthouse in New York or whatever (sexist).
is gonna be branded as sexist, so I'm getting in their first, being subversive, embracing the post irony, being a bit werrr, being a bit waaaay.
Fucking nuts mate. MESS WITH THEIR MINDS YEAH?
And e-mail myself disgusting photos.
and then go round trying to fuck loads of guys in the throat and ass really hard and when they whimper and back off i can be like 'look, you're not gay and you don't fancy me. stop pretending'
I mean, if some hot girl I fancy starting waggling their vagina in my face unnanounced I wouldnt particularly like it, eh?
it's just 1) trousers down 2) cock down throat
I'd go to see a therapist in the morning, get pissed at lunchtime, then get myself laid for the rest of the day.
Rule America for the day, absolutely.
probably already mentioned - Obama, Gosling, Footballer - but Also being Dave Grohl would be probably quite fun.
James Deen - be weird/fun to be the porn guy that girls like most.
He makes some well rapey shit.
If so, Bruce Springsteen on the day of a massive gig.
and ruin thousands of people's day.
Unveil a new direction.
and the crowd to sing the songs, while I just twat about, lapping up the applause.
if the day was a match day, so i could feel what it is like to be superhuman
within the 24 hours to your team, which would be pretty handy.
the dude lives the best life ever. Plus you could hang out with all the level 7 Scientologists
Think I'd do that actually instead of suicide bombing the Chelsea squad. Though obviously that has its merits.
you can do the chelsea boys banzai style
so you'd crash
Died in a jet fighter plane crash. Chicks DIG that
crashing was the point. The Chelsea team would just have to place themselves somewhere within a mile of the runway and I'd find them
and you'd still crash
blast the skin off their faces. Get creative, son
My day would include detonating a vest of explosives in the changing rooms.
Optimum shagging models:ordering murders ratio. Also get to run Italy and have a go at managing AC Milan.
I'd implement a controversial feature into Facebook such as automatically friending anyone you've ever met or a retroactive tagging of people's names where they've been mentioned in private messages so they see everything that their friends have said about them to other people, then sit back and watch the Internet destroy itself.
I'd just transfer a few billion $$ into the personal savings account of my good friend Blisters
Or the guy that's dating Sarah Silverman. I like her but wouldn't want to be her.
Rock up to some mindlessly perfect 8-10 ft reef break and surf the shit out of the place, best in the world style.
here's what I imagine Nicki Minaj's day is like:
10:15 AM - woken up by her personal assistant with a tray of coffee truffles
10:15 AM - showers in a 5* hotel room while drinking a flute of champagne
11:00 AM - looks through her wardrobe at a selection of spacesuits, harajuku dresses, boots, wigs, high heels etc
11:15 AM - her tour pattisier cooks her a luxury breakfast
11:40 AM - gets paid $100,000 for phoning in a guest spot with some up coming mixtape artist
12:00 PM - chats on skype with 2Chainz for several hours about boys, nail varnish and Jersey Shore
15:00 PM - gets a photo of Drake's dick texted to her with some love poetry
17:00 PM - tour chef cooks her a five star meal
17:15 PM - gets her nails, make-up and hair done
18:30 PM - watches someone else soundcheck for her
19:00 PM - drinks a bottle of champagne while getting paid another $100k to phone in a guest verse on some formerly great rapstar's upcoming album
20:00 PM - gets another text from Drake, regretting his earlier text
20:15 PM - gets a text from 2Chainz saying he's just seen the cutest guy who had lovely hair hanging around outside Burger King
20:30 PM - gets a text from Lil B begging her to guest on his next mixtape
21:00 PM - dressed by her personal assistant. gets a selection of japanese cuddly toys stapled to her clothes etc
21:15 PM - drinks another bottle of champagne while listening to the crowd booing her late start
21:30 PM - watches old episodes of The Simpsons on the 52" plasma screen in her dressing room
22:30 PM - goes on stage 2 hours late, raps for 90 minutes, the venue gets fined for running past curfew so she does another guest verse and tells them to keep the change
midnight - goes to the most expensive club in town and gets to sit in the VIP lounge all night getting drinks bought for her
I'm really curious about what she gets up to on a day to day basis.
I'd totally spend the day joining every social network
the guys who run Bloc Festival
Ooh I don’t know, what did I do today? We kind of get up late and probably go for a stroll down by the canal in Hackney Wick, and then it’ll probably be time for some lunch, so go and have some lunch and talk about what we did at the weekend and music, that sort of thing. Answer the phone, shout at each other – we bicker a lot, probably bicker and argue about money, disagree with each other’s decisions that have been made over the weekend on email. Then it’ll probably be time for another walk, might get to the office for the first time by about 3.30pm, go on Facebook for a little bit and then fuck it off and go to the pub at about 5.30pm or something.