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Stupid things you do that you know are stupid but you do anyway as they make you smile for no explainable reason.
When I worked in Westminster a few years ago I bought a bike and started cycling in. My journey would take me down Whitehall and past Downing Street. When I passed Downing Street one day, almost involuntarily I looked over and whispered under my breath "good morning Mr Brown" (as he was Prime Minister at the time). Absolutely no idea why I did it, but it made me smile for some reason, and because of this I continued to do it.
I then got another job based in another part of London for a couple of years. But i'm now based in Westminster again, and my cycle in once again takes me past Downing Street. Now I say, quietly, to myself, "good morning Mr Cameron" as I go by. It still makes me smile, and I still don't know why.
Hmmm, interesting...
Troll internet messageboards.
You have honed your craft well.
:D
because it gives you an erection?
can i pre-empt
meowington's reply?
You.
i pronounce stereophonics as Steri-Off-inics
Really silly, and results in me shoehorning a dated and shit banded into conversations, but it really cheers me so whatever.
I have always pronounce St Pancras...
...as St Pancreas. Minor self-lols.
However, my missus moved to London two years and straight away picked this up from me as being its actual name (she's from The Channel Islands where, in fairness, they don't even trains let alone stations). I am now having to de-programme her from calling it St Pancreas in polite society.
Gwen stephanie
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YOUR MUM
intentionally mispronounce buffet and duvet, to the point of correcting those around me into saying them "my way"
I am a fucking riot.
I do this with fox pass
I do it with mercy buckets
I've got an even wankier one for this
I pronounce "merci beaucoup" as "merci, beau cul" and then shake with suppressed mirth at having said "thanks, nice arse"
I hate myself.
if something has gone really well
and no one is around...i do a heel click.
quote the movie hackers
despite hardly anybody i know having seen it
I think I quote Wayne's World too often
Also The Simpsons
This and other movies
"I hope you don't fuck like you type" is a favourite when someone is texting super slowly.
Or:
"I disguised myself like an Alabama State trooper and penetrated the FBI"
well idk
most people dont even know why 69 is funny they just laugh so they dont feel weird. its basically a sex number though, thats why i laugh
our rivals got 69 in the pub quiz last night
they thought that was better than the £5 we won for finishing third
This doesn't make me laugh, but I realised the other day
that when I use a self service machine and pay with my card, I always take the receipt, but when I pay with cash, I just leave it there. I think subconsciously I think the government is spying on me and somehow possessing the receipt will help me?
I'll get my tin-foil hat.
I do this when I put money on my oyster card.
This is why...
...I have a un-registered Oyster Card
If there aren't many people around
I Love sliding down bannisters.
To be fair, I'm pretty fucking good at it.
you've gone a bit soft
5bet shove A8 BvB against a nit