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my dad's locked me bike in the sheddy shed shed
sheddy shed shed...i wish i was dead
and for that I can only offer my sincerest and most profound apologies
my bike's locked up
i want to ride it
so angry with dad
i have to hide it
the subtext clearly indicates you were molested
the bike is actually his mum
from that bastard nick cave
netty net net
always making my life
a wrecky wreck wreck
why dad? Why snow? Why do you do what you do?
Making my life so difficult
netty net net.
sheddy shed shed.
that's really touching, and not in a joe kinda way. you've made me a wee bit emotional.
he'd lock me outside int he garden if I was annoying him. One time it started raining and was really cold and so I took off my top and out it on my teddybear cos he was naked and I didn't want him to be cold. I got ill.
Yes...you've really captured the horrible desolation of life growing up in a rural hovel in Yorkshire or something
Only serious shit, like leaving a light on when I left the room for a few seconds.
He took my computer away while I was halfway through an essay, so I twatted him and he didn't do it again. Heartwarming tale