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on the way to work.
Nobody I told this to in my office seemed remotely impressed.
eating a pastry on someone else's bike sounds pretty impressive to me.
I think Nick Cave wins this thread.
was riding your bicycle whilst eating a pastry?
Where does Nick Cave work?
The people in your office must be seriously jaded if that didn't excite them.
Thats a bit off Nick Cave...
It's part of his name to steal things
I see about town...
Superhans from peepshow, a lot. Seems like a pretty normal chap, heard he loves a beer or 11. Was polite when I accosted him to tell him a brief review of a recent peep show episode.
Nick Cave, occasionally see him about, obviously a bit suave and always well turned out - seems like a good dad sort of chap.
Guy from 80s Matchbox, a lot. Some of the other 80s matchbox's, but not as much. Guy is quite dapper, and grey haired these days.
Jordan/Katie Price, too much for my liking. Always wearing a Puffa Jacket. Skin wasn't great. Mainly see her in banks, I think she has a scrooge mcduck style money room that she swims in.
Zoe Ball almost ran me over once. In a really nice classic Citroen. Didn't apologise, the slaaaaaaaaaag.
Fatboy Slim followed me round an art fair - seems a nice enough chap, but he should stop following me.
There's probably more - but those are the people that spring to mind.
Superhans - seen him in lewes a fair bit as well
Nick CAve - tescos express and videobox
80s matchbox guy - in a cafe
David Van Day - at the blind busker
Chrissie Eubank - in a pub, was eying up my friend, said ALRIGHT to him
Stevie Coogan - accidentally followed him around town once, also used to live near him so saw him out and about a fair bit
Julie Birchill - came into a shop i worked in, was drunk, seemed like a bit of a cow
Heather Mills - in a shop
Mr Lion - in the street
never ever ever seen Jordan or Ball or Slim, mores the pity
the guy from the KOOKS
one of GOMEZ
that music reviewer with the pink punk hair (from the observer or guardian or something)
probably lovely, looks a bit silly though.
I wouldn't recognise those two...
Preston Ordinary Boys
Fuck me, he's a tiny little man.
BAM he's walked past you. Nippy and tiny, it's a deadly combination - he's like a shit indie ninja.
I heard he used to be in some brighton hardcore bands. I wish I'd seen them.
actually I take that back, you deserve a commendation.
by Bombay Aloo - the all you can eat Indian vegetarian buffet.
She was carrying a large comfy chair. We had a conversation.
Me: Nice chair Zoe.
It was a tight squeeze though, I thought he was being a bit reckless.
He honked his horn as well. He has a big shiney horn and he had to reach up to honk it.
(this is actually true)
Along with the fact he's about fourteen feet tall, he's hard to miss.
But yes, he's a lank. He's the peter crouch to preston's shaun wright-phillips.
where I served
Neil "Razor" Ruddock
Brighton and Hove Albion Soccer boys
Snoop Doggs entourage
a band I cant remember the name of right now
it kind of implies that Nick Cave was on *your* bike
eating a pastry
here he is in the background right before I swoop in and steal them. Take that, Nick Cave.
You stole a tree's matches. Shame on you.
because it's a friend I've lost touch with and everyone knows him as Chicken...
HIS REAL NAME IS DICK WHITMAN
90 minutes too late to the thread
:''') this thread
great work guys
And a rock star.
And a job to get to.
________ The End.
messily gobbling a Cornetto in your car, I suppose.
...KEEPING US IN.
Brighton is the real life Stella Street
I heard Nick Cave wants Murder's Salad.
to see Jason Lytle for our third year 'anniversary' thing.
If I don't see at the very least Superhans gurning or Nick Cave chomping on a cheese and onion slice I'll consider it a disappointment now.