as you know, i'm a bit too busy for vulgarball nowadays, but i do love the last day of tranny winders. thought someone might've done a 6am needy thread today, tbh.
Wanyama to United?
Fellaini or Isco to City?
Rivaldo to not sign for Spurs?
16-year-old Ligue 2 full-back to Arsenal?
Stoke to snap up shitloads of dead wood again?
Pardoui to complete his French fantasy XI?
Villa to even try to survive?
'Arry to appear on SSN hanging out of his car window, saying their busines is done whilst splodging abother £25m on absolute shite?