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Any tips for stuff not to do?
Don't. Do. It.
but don't fuck them. seriously. whenever i've lived in a shared house and people have started getting involved it has never ended well
Just don't fuck ALL of them.
it will only end in tears
and are still together
not saying it's a great idea, just that it isn't necessarily a terrible one
Then it could work.
Um, have sex with one or more of them then expect it not to be awkward?
DO ALL OF THEM!
Doesn't matter what sex they are. You're just living in the same property.
I guess be prepared to put the seat down a lot unless they're considerate. Oh and never leave the toilet rolls on the floor on either side of the toilet because chances of one of them missing a little after coming home drunk is high.
for them to see. They'd love that and feel really comfortable with you doing that.
Also, make sure your hair cloggs the plughole. I've heard guys LOVE picking someone elses hair out of the plug.
Leave them outside their rooms as presents/warnings.
Yeah, this is the perfect set up for what you're about to do.
Don't let the sunshine fall from the sky Just find the sunshine in your own mind You're a lollipop, no second prize An apple somewhere, in somebody's eyes
Hey girl, whatcha doing? Hey girl, where you going? Shot in the arm, a twinkly eye She could have fell, fell out of the sky She could have fell right out of the sky Who's that girl? (Who's that girl?) Who's that girl? (Who's that girl?)
Don't let the moonshine cry up the night Set from your shadow, and make it bright You're a lollipop, no second prize An apple somewhere, in somebody's eyes
Hey girl, whatcha doing? Hey girl, where you going? You get down, and make a frown She's gonna turn, turn, turn it around She's gonna turn, turn, turn it around Who's that girl? (Who's that girl?) Who's that girl? (Who's that girl?)
I've lived with many many different girls in many different capacities (uni, relationships, house shares) and pretty much universally, all of them are mega messy. Crap everywhere.
It's s total myth that women are tidy - at least from my experience.
never understood where this comes from...is it something to do with the menopause?
lived with numerous females over the years, all had utter messes in their rooms
"I have lived with many menopausal women."
And sweep up the kitchen a bit.
Yet its so fucking hard.
You know a person by how much they clean up.