For some unknown reason, reading one of Theo's troll-baiting threads led me to click on his profile. 77,000 posts FFS! Apart from leading me to wonder on what objective basis he came to the conlusion that Katy Perry should be rated 3/10, it also revealed that Theo <<build[s] websites in [his] sparetime>>.
Why the fuck is the site so absolutely borked, when you have a website developer wasting his time with 77,000 posts of hand-wringing about acronyms, sourcing mung bean recipes and pondering life's deep questions like why do iPods have such shitty headphones?
Given that these forums currently have a ratio of 1 moderator per 5 users (even less if you don't count aliases), can I suggest that Theo be relieved of all modding duties forthwith and commissioned with providing a working site by Easter.