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Do you have a younger sibling that is ahead of you in every aspect of life
It's saturday night!
(well it was when this was posted ^)
for this reason.
and my younger brother turned out great cos my older brother treated him like the best thing since sliced bread
I'm the oldest of 3 brothers. The middle one is the one falling apart, poor thing. Although he's seemed happier recently.
but he's quite racist (in pictionary he tried to do `islam` by drawing a terrorist) and believes that the government covers up the existence of giants (or at least dead giants) so all in all i feel ok with myself.
YOU FUCKING FREAKS
wish i had a bro or sis :(
THAT'S 0800 950 950. ACT NOW!
But who cares I'm awesome.
but it's ok - i just take credit for their successes
But people younger than me are higher on the "ladder" than me.
My mum had an abortion a year after I was born so I am always a winner!
and he's gonna be pretty awesome. I've honed him.
I'm probably the smartest, but least popular and they're both awesome guitarists. I would swap places with either in a heartbeat.
and I wouldnt change it. My brothers literally the best person in the world.
Cant hear you over the sound of how shit you are NO COMEBACKS
Fast forward to now: I'm doing great and he's fat, on meds for depression & has a reasonably serious drinking problem.
smartest, but the most erratic and failing at being a person.
I get bus travel refunded.
and massively put me in the shade in some respects - musical achievements, linguistic ability and success with boys in particular. I couldn't possibly be jealous about it though.
so I'll be working as a junior doctor in August if I pass finals.
other things can sound more spectacular (more unusual or rare)
But nothing can really beat it for honest worth (with skill), surely?
He is head of covered bonds at credit suisse, and discusses with governments I think. He moved there from dresdner keinwort benson where he was an associate director.
He has written stuff for the wall street journal that they ran.
I am spectacularly uncareer minded
we are half brothers, neither of us knew our dads and we grew up on a council estate
I know you've had a pretty interesting life yourself from some of the stories you've told - yet he seems to have taken a more careerist path (and done pretty well).
and had to fix my laptop for me this week. so yes. but i'm happy with that cos she's a legend.
Gonna become a different person. Gonna get a shower now. This personality is going down the plughole.
Little sister earns twice as much as me, has just bought her own home, has a premiership footballer texting her all the time, and owns a toaster that also poaches eggs. Fuck this shit.
A toaster that poaches eggs? Explain.
Looks like it would need far too much cleaning to be worthwhile. So maybe you're winning after all.
I've got a great job, bought a house, men fall at my feet, but this BLEEDIN toaster takes aaaaaaaaaaaaages to clean up! *fetches hosepipe and starts the car*