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- left my keys in the front door all night
- left something that I cooked in the microwave for 3 days
that was a while ago though
i didnt mean to pour baked beans into boiling water that would be fucking thick
so i didn't look to see whether one was coming and the tram had to beep for me. LUCKY ESCAPE. definitely the most stupid thing i've done for a while
I still don't understand why.
It was fine.
and stepped away with the wrapper in my hand.
so I had to borrow some clothes from a mate so I could go and get a spare key without embarrassment.
didn't realise til I got to my front door with two big bags of shopping. Just dumped the bags outside my door in the huff and went alllll the way back to get them. Nobody nicked owt from the bags while I was away which was nice.
-I managed to fall in some ice when I was standing still, a man on a bike next to me said 'whoopsie Daisies' in a really thick Dutch accent.
-I left my camera in the supermarket.
-I tried to wait for a tram on the wrong side of the road.
-I was eating a croquette and it burst and went all over my hand and arm and jumper.
-I threw a glass of beer all over myself
I'm an idiot.
and I accidentally snapped the spoon in half and I thought oh it doesn't matter, I'll just put the two pieces of spoon together again and hold them at the break point with my thumb and forefinger and attempt to stir my coffee like that because that isn't the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life is it
because what purpose does the upper half of broken spoon serve? Actually in disbelief thinking about it. Couple of mates at the table saw me do it as well. Not sure I realised how stupid it was until they made a thing about it either and everyone started laughing.
you need to stop worrying about pointless shit like this.
Then went to the shops. I was pretty smashed and obviously the smoke alarm woke my parents who were shouting and everything.
Which makes this post a stupid one.
I was talking to the taxi driver and he was a really nice bloke. The fair came to about 8 euros, and I said that he could keep the change.
When I got out of the taxi, I realised that I'd given him a 50 note.
Was pretty sick when I realised.
He should have said something to yout. Bit of a dickish thing for him to do.
Because one of the guys that we were with lived in Dublin, and he was like - fucking hell, that's one hell of a tip mate. I was thinking to myself that 3 euros wasn't that mental, but then I realised what had happened a little while later.
to notice the difference between a 50 and a 10 euro note.
I'll go into the bathroom and start brushing my teeth when it's the middle of the day and I'd actually just gone in for a piss. It's either just my stupidity finding new ways of expressing itself, or more worryingly, the beginning of the end for my sanity.