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Everyone else off. Fucking cunts. Seething with anger.
Everyone else is off. Stock check. As soon as word got round that the majority of people would be off I knew I'd be in the minority because nothing good ever happens to me.
I usually find work to be far more agreeable when there's only a skeleton crew in (the period between Christmas and new year for example)...
...everyone else gets a free day off except you and Sue? No time off in lieu or owt?
just think about the money
...in that case I reserve my sympathies. Anyway, surely you and Sue can just knock off early?
Mess about with Sue, take in turns to go out and get coffees, nice long lunch with a pint, maybe 1.5, bit of a skive in the afternoon/ knock one out in the loos, off home early. I love a quiet day in the office.
If that's what you're into.
You could kill her and nobody would ever know.
That's pretty nasty.
Maybe untrue is with his. A bit of banter's fine, but no need to be rude to people, ffs.
Hope you learn to like yourself.
i mean you probably could, but imagine if that happened.
do people even order McFlurries at this time of year?
just straight up mean cunt
Even when Kik is erring on the side of meanness, he's so funny with it that it's ok. It's never gratuitous meanness (and it's generally called for.)
glad to help.
brusma said something nasty, i pulled him up at him, i'm getting berated for being a nasty cunt?!?
would you say i'm mean to you?
like, actually quite snide. it's ok though, you are funny.
lots of people regularly say snidey or arguably mean things to me, but you can't be sensitive to that sort of thing. no-one on here's regularly overly nasty to anyone, the ones who are get banned.
i'll tell you what, though, if you do honestly think that i'm mean to you, then i'll watch what i say to you from now on, but it's quite hard given you're (admittedly) such a huge attention-seeker who completely takes over the boards most days. didn't really realise it was a thing, to be completely honest. had you down as quite a broad-shouldered, free spirit sort of guy who encourages the shabs.
seeing as we're being open, it annoys me a bit that you make threads so regularly, often completely nonsensical ones. maybe you could cut that out in return?
do we have a deal?
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Gettin' absolutely machined, mate?
Is this like being off your nut?
FUCK ME I'M TOTALLY OFF MY MACHINE
But then I started thinking it might be a piece of machinery they both work on ina factory or somethign and he meant ON OUR MACHINE. Now I'm confused and dizzy.
just go out and get off your machine tonight.
Proper off it.
Feel like handing my notice in
Gets you fuck all
Other than that work was actually ok.
[list of things a million times better than being at work]
I've broke my keyboard from punching it
but your colleagues lose a day's pay?
Perhaps they've asked you and Sue to go in because they think you're the best workers and plan to give you both a nice bonus at the end of the year.
I work in a shop. Shop managers are invariably wankers. Today I had the following conversation:
Manager: Alright mate, you're owed a week holiday because of the hours you did before Christmas
Me: Oh that's good, need a rest actually! when can I take it?
Manager: Whenever you want to take it, but it has to be before March.
Me: Ok, can I take it the last week of February? Some mates are going on a holiday then so it'd be--
Manager: Um.... Let me see...*checks clipboard*.... Nope, I'm afraid you can't take it then actually, I'm on holiday and we need you in. Going to the Algarve.
Me: Ok then, can I take it the week of Valentines day instead then?
Manager: Yep, I'm sure that'll be fine... Let me just check... *checks clipboard* ... Oh, I'm afraid you can't take it that week actually, we have a stock check and I've already told head office you're doing it.
Me: oh, alright then. Next week then?
Manager: Next week? *laughs* No no no we need at least a weeks notice before we can book anyone off for holiday.
Me: right, so there's only the first week of February left then.
Manager: Um.... let me just... *checks clipboard*... yep, first week of February, you sure that's when you want to take it?
Manager: That's great, ill put you down for that then. You deserve the break. Keep up the good work.
of a piece of garbage your boss/supervisor(s) may be to you, you will not allow yourself to be so embittered that you become like them and treat others the same. 'Well, I had to suffer through it when I was entry-level, and now it's your turn!' - I think this is honestly the thought process behind a lot of this crap. Please, don't end up like them.