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And when you have to roll it back out again it stings like a twat.
Have you ever thought you might have a massive one? Like an inch-cape or something? Mine does get more pronounced as winter comes around. Still dwarfed by the old chap obviously, proper dwarfed.
Are you talking about like a newborn baby in a collapsed tent sort of a thing?
If I was in an office I would be leaving the room right now.
well it turned out he had a condition which i seem to recall was called phimosis which is basically a massive foreskin. big to the point that even when fully erect your bell can't find it's way out. so he had it lopped off. he was walking funny for a couple of weeks while his fairly tender helmet skin was always rubbing on the inside of his pants but he told us he had caught his dick in his zip, i suppose because that was less embarrassing. the skin toughened up after a couple of weeks and he told me what it had all been about and i told everyone else and now i'm telling all you as well
Like Phimosis Phil
but it was flat out rejected
weighing up whether his friendship or DiS is more important
His first name will suffice. Nicknames are best that way
(Its pronounced mee-yay-tus)
moousee's fessed up downthread
i think it's when it's too tight .
like when you try to take off a cycling shirt.
he had a weird skin
He never fucking shut up about it. He finally got it lopped off and then his housemate hit him in the penis one day (she was a bit mental) and the stitches came apart and he was in agony. Pretty grim really, dunno why I'm retelling this story.
What a bellend.
hurt every time
also fuck off
cat_race has already blabbed up ^there about the procedure you had a while back
Comic books seem to be in vogue right now, why didn't someone invent this guy?
Is that the plural?
Anyway, your point probably stands.
Still, I feel I ought to be more observant/concerned about the nuances of the foreskin and its daily trials and tribulations. BUt i'm going to stop thinking about it now.
i have now read this thread title at least ten times, which is ten times too many. Thanks
got some legs on it, this thread
It will be one of those that people come across when searching Google for the answer to their foreskin problems or something
"i'm totes leaving DiS for real this time guiz" every other day
its cause when I was younger (and massively naive and undereducated about seks) I used to nip the end and catch it all in it, and probably left some of it still stuck in the tube. The I'd wander down to the crapper and unload it all. didnt think nothing of it but I did it for maybe a whole year. turns out noone else did it! Turns out I was a weirdo