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either passenger seat or in the back
i've changed my mind. solo only.
may the force be with you
I think so. I think it is a vehicle. I once had a wank on a train. Are you happy now? I wanked on a train.
i did mean a car but now we all know you wanked on a train!
The floor of the disabled toilets in the Nottingham Cancer Treatment Centre
I had a curtained off bed and i had previously had an emotionally draining three weeks, the kind of time that only a quiet wank on a train can cure. I lost my mp3 player too but i don't think that's related.
top bunk so no curtain needed, just sent the wreckage over the wall and it was gone by the morning. evaporated maybe, most likely rubbed off on the train duvet
On snake pass.
and therefore sexier, more exciting, more glamorous
Fuck your thread, it was the M56 between Warrington and Manchester. Ha!
feeling sexy just thinking about it
Just got her hand in there
good negotiation skills
But seeing as the last thread about a man wanking on a train went well over 500 replies.
on the back seat of her parent's car after they'd picked him up. What a ledge!
Your story has so many inconsistencies that I am inclined to not believe it.
not the seat/ledge debacle
no. that's not it
the ownness there was taking the pis out of marckee anyway. get orf my land
Went on holiday with his family (mum, dad, two sisters, NAN) to Portugal. In the 1 hour taxi ride from the airport to their apartment he was the only one in the back row of seats and so apparently couldn't resist jacking the beanstalk. A couple of years later I went with him to the same apartment and he had a wank while sleeping in the bed across from me. Grim.
just covered up the shaft with the laptop and polished away. Then covered up the offending with my t-shirt and casually left the room
An hour or so later I did get a small bit of sore skin on my belly where a bit of it had dried to some hairs and then pulled at them when I sat up
on a person's doorstep, over page 3.
lots of "mates"
Was feeling bored, needed to wake myself up. Wouldn't recommend it normally but did the trick for me in those particular circumstances.
The passengers on my coach weren't too happy though
and the answer is no, I don't think I have done (to myself).
10 hour flights are boring. Killed some time.
as that song played in the background
accidentally pushed the emergency alarm button for disabled folks. had people knocking on the door, asking if I was okay.
YES, FINE, YOU CAN GO NOW.
It wasn't a full sticky, probably just pre-come (pre-nothing, a swear) I was about 13, I was in my nan and grandad's camper van on the coast road back from the lakes because ol' VW couldn't handle the steep roads over Ulpha.
I didn't notice the sticky, it was very minor. Fast forward 90 minutes and it had done the horrid drying thing where it sticks to your undies, and can be painful to peel away. I didn't know what to do , i'm sat 3 feet away from my grandparents terrified that i'm about to peel the end of my willy off. Trauma.
Still not over it tbh.
So no, I've not wanked/ejaculated in a moving vehicle. And now you know why.
was paranoid for a while. considered putting plastic bags down my pyjamas for a bit.
I got to the end of the first line: ''I was about 13, I was in my nan'' and had to answer the phone.
There is a SECRET message hidden at the end of this post. FUCK YE! lmao
dvve | 13 Apr '16, 21:13 | ^ This | Reply
Icarus-Smicarus | 13 Apr '16, 22:15 | ^ This | Reply
ha! Sorry if you were hurt by my rude message. It was posted in jest. ☮
dvve | 13 Apr '16, 22:49 | ^ This | Reply
Icarus-Smicarus | 14 Apr '16, 00:20 | ^ This | Reply
What is this magic!?
ma0sm | 14 Apr '16, 01:59 | ^ This | Reply
Hello ma0sm! As a fellow TSTer i'll tell you. It's quite simple really, i have just been using this little keyboard trick and this is what the trick is .... NBSP! TTYS.
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