The footballing world looks on in awe as QPR and Spurs redefine the beautiful game in saturday's lunctime KO. QPR's bus-parking ensures 4 points from games against us and chelsea, whilst we look worryingly short of creativity with United up next...
Man United win but Liverpool lose after looking scared to touch the ball for the first hour of that match.
Arsenal lose having been reduced to ten men after a short while. Wenger complains that it ruins the game for the spectators...hmmm, not sure that's a material consideration for not sending someone off, you big idiot.
Chelsea's decision to start with a recognised striker as they inflict stoke's heaviest home defeat for like a million years or something. Walters with 2 OGs and a missed pen; Paul Merson said he was Stoke's best player, which makes my head hurt.
And some other games...
In transfer news, Billy Zaha tells the world he's off to United then hastily removes the tweet. Newcastle close in on Remy; Barton says the kid will do good on Tyneside.