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Got asked my name in starbucks and when I got my coffee it said 'SAP'
there was no one else there and it was what i ordered.
It's the second week of January. When will the feeding stop?
we have a box of toffees still from our hamper. They're jsut sitting on the side as no one wants to break their teeth.
when you doodle a house, what does it look like?
I give the windows CURTAINS
but it always has a wavey path leading to the door and usually a cat in a window.
and birds in the sky
and a chimney with smoke
or B - 3D with shading, basically like a Monopoly house
our shower is broken beyond repair, which means a new one needs to be installed, which i reckon will take a week or so due to the immense uselessness of our letting agents and landlord. i don't have TIME to have a bath every night for a week, for fucks sake.
I think I like baths but then I get in one and I don't like baths. I always enjoy getting bath stuff and buying bath stuff but I don't really like baths.
Sinks are still blocked. Boyfriend chased the landlord LOADS yesterday and then he called saying he'd been at a funeral all day and then we felt bad. But then chunks of stuff came up the sink whilst I was cleaning my teeth and I heaved lots so yeah.
they take a fucking AGE to run and then you feel like you have to spend time RELAXING in them, when really, once you get out you feel all hot and sweaty and yuck. if i need to clean myself, i'll just do it quickly in the shower, thanks.
why are landlords so rubbish? aren't you moving soon anyway?
then it goes cold and you have to use SO much water to cover your body. Showers all the way for me.
They are a bit rubs. This one particularly which is why the flat is in a ming condition.
Yep, 1 week tomorrow. To a shiny new flat that doesn't have any black mould and non condensated windows and SPACE.
Also, I called the bike shop. They said my bike has been ready for a while now and they've tried calling me/left me messages a couple of times. I thdon't really believe them, but either way it means I can pick it up on the way home this evening which is good.
WHAT. That bike shop is so shit. I doubt they've tried to call you.
motivation is now unsurprisingly through the floor. Two hours to go
just want to go home now and go to the pub and drink a whiskey and get hugged
this is one of my more productive days.
For some baffling reason she phrased it as "could you just whack that off to Leeds?" and I laughsnorted.
Fuck off. I said I'll get it tonight!
Keep it in the bedroom. Or where ever you like to argue.
Person 1: "It's been AGES since we last went for a drink!"
Person 2: "We went on Wednesday."
Person 1: "Oh yeah."
I heard someone telling their friend they had a "strong sense of gravity".
I had to give them my surname too as the person in front of me had the same name! We were the only two people being served at the time too! Amazing.
Anyone ever been? I don't know anyone who's ever been there.
my boss ended up paying.
Despite the link, you still can't touch it though.
Go stick your willy on a record.
I asked him if intends to book a hotel in Bourneouth so that we could book the same one, following Alan's message on facebook. He hasn't replied yet though.
you're such a belm.
I'm enjoying this :D
I said no as that's too early, but after 11.30/12.00 should be fine.
10:30 is early. Who has their stuff all packed up and ready to move in at 10:30? Insane.
He said that he and his plus one were not intending to get a hotel as they had apparently gunned themselves a bed at Alan's.
He also said he will not be able to drive down to Bournemouth until after he's finished playing rugby, which will be around 17.00, but we knew this anyway.
(I'm getting a hotel as I down right REFUSE to share a single bed with you again)
went to lunch, came back and office was empty, Someone had come to take the furniture. We're meant to be moving in a few weeks but as there was nowhere to sit I went to the new office - nowhere near ready, so I came home.
when people end statements with a question mark. Just got an email at work: I think you missed a value in the total box?
I missed value.
There was no need for the statement/question mark though. No need whatsoever.
You did it wrong, please do it right. Is what they should've said.
Missing a lot today.
I did deserve the statement/question mark.
I take it all back.
Instant total loss of respect for people who don't understand why that's wrong.
AND having flexi time in my contract, stupid nebulous "company culture" means that it'll be frowned upon if I leave before 5. And I have a performance review this month.
As a form of protest I'm just going to sit here and think about boobs until 5. Might even get a cheeky semi going.
got stuff to do
Went ok. Not great. Not shit. Just ok.
come on tae fuck
in lay-by. This morning as we left I noticed my right-hand headlight was on. This is because when I turned the engine off the indicator was on. As we were pulling out on to the busy road there was a split second moment for me to say "Stop!" and get out to turn it off. For some reason I said nothing and almost instantly regretted it. I worried about it all the way to work. Then I forgot about it. Now I've remembered again and am worried I'll return to a car in a lay-by pretty much in the middle of nowhere with a flat battery. Fuck.