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I don't think anyone comes to DiS for that sort of thing.
It's a free market, what gives you the right to assume that fish didn't enter into this situation of its own free will?
this isn't the sort of plaice where you'd find fish puns
Poor fish :(
"A spokesman for the aquarium said Matthew Clark had intended to return the fish to the aquarium, but had panicked and sold it to a fishmonger instead."
Bass behaviour. He'll be herring from the RSPCA.