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Those little things you want to talk about but definitely don't warrant their own thread
I am trying to keep it at the seven day level.
I am currently using shampoo designed for thickening hair even though my hair is already annoyingly thick, would using this shampoo on my face instead kill two birds with one stone?
it can't harm
Obviously it's more important the longer the beard gets. I also condition the beard. Nothing better than a lovely soft beard.
but then got sent another one cos they didn't have that one.
it's really cheap, and comes with all the attachments you'll need
I HAVE ONE MYSELF
What do you think of them?
I got a food processor/smoothie maker for Christmas. Total unenthused by the second part
It's still at my parents though because I couldn't take it back on a train.
Does yours have the following attachments?
- Fine slicer
Yes to everything else.
My mum latches on to *things you like* and gets you gifts on that theme.
Eg I really like cooking. So I got a food processor. And some tea towels. When I opened the tea towels mum said *Because I know you like cooking*
I just straight-up asked for a food processor. I also got a bunch of other kitchen gadgets from anyone else who got me Xmas gifts
I love me some smoothie.
*maybe not YOU you but hopefully most people
but that's what makes smoothies rubbish imo
Last fortnight this freelance dude's been sat there. Seems nice enough, bit too far away to be chatty with though. He's got a problem with his legs (walks on crutches and one of his legs makes a robot noise when he walks) so he gets a cab home every day. But every day for the past 2 weeks he rings up the cab people and says *Hello, I've got a cab booked for 5:30, could it come at 5 instead please?*
Every single day!
I simply don't understand why he just doesn't book the cab for 5
I like sunglasses. You can't really wear them much in Britain. It's a shame. You can tell a lot about somebody from their sunglasses I think. Especially if they're wearing Oakley sunglasses. I don't like Oakley sunglasses.
We're all wearing sunglasses. It looks pitch darkness. I don't remember it being dark though, which is odd given I was apparently wearing sunglasses
that any time the sky seems a bit lighter than usual counts as sunglasses weather in your brain, despite it being darker than a continental rainstorm. i haven't thought this through.
this tells me you're a straight-up nerd that wants to hang with the jocks, but will never be accepted. i see you, thewarn. i see you.
Find out next on the DiS daytime panel show.
would you rather see my scalp? No, you wouldn't.
I'm excited to find out which it is!
about to explode at my desk
and when you see all the blogger guys going mental for the new record by Twats and Bald People you'll look back on this thread with regret.
good for keeping big flappy ears warm.
i do the beats and shit - you do the singing and lyrics and stuff?
i've had NO customers.
If I try this with a safety razor I get shredded. Annoyingly, no problems if I use a multi-bladed monstrosity.
instead of expelling the gas in a quick burst, it's more like the gas is just slowly seeping out. I think my arsehole must be getting looser.
they smell bad too
i sent an ex a parcel with a torch in it and a note saying 'from someone who's held a torch for you all this time'. i'm dead cheesy.
You hold a flame. Should have burnt his house down.
(by the way I made that up)
But have a word with yourself
Either is acceptable, I didn't want to objectify women through my desire to have a thread to tell the story about cab robot legs man
using images. So drag the file from your desktop into the search bar and it'll tell you what it is.
a hoover for toys.
basically it sucks up kids toys into a box so you dont have to pick it all up. dont worry, i've already been down to the patent office.
by which I mean, away for a long time.
In an episode of The (US) Office.
I'd elaborate, but my future children need shoes so I can't be giving out solid gold professional advice like this for free.
do you work with patents and that?
which tracks your rides and also compares your times on certain sections of the road against other riders. Apparently I'm 586th fastest out of 906 people on the Farringdon Home Run. Aiming for the top 100 by the end of the week.
with no possible threats to your safety whatsoever
Some people set some ridiculous places for time comparisons. Like, the most pedestrian and traffic heavy places possible.
Could we drive Eltham to his death by gradually entering more and more ridiculous times to beat?
whilst driving across the segment. Then increase the speed every day.
i bet i'm in the top 10 of everything.
and it is the best way to waste time on the commute when you find out where segments are. It'll push you to ride faster and faster over the segment. Brilliant training tool and a good way to have a bit of fun.
Not so much us provincial folk. Just let the app get a GPS signal, get it running, stick it in your pocket/bag and finish the app when you finish the ride.
lets all follow each other (through a red light)
tells your followers of your activity and shows you the activity of those you follow.
He hasn't been yet. I just want him to hurry up and go so I can take my jeans off.
But I like you so I won't
to keep my hair clean
She also once owned a chicken who got an eye infection so she put lemon juice in her own eye in order to be prescribed human eye-drops to then give to her chicken.
i like it
and I think I've borken a toe.
my hair isnt as bad as this guys but you get the idea...
I'm SO excited! Moving in a week and a half.
and I have absolutely no idea.
I can't even decide what I plan to do tomorrow. How on earth am I meant to think about a whole year that doesn't start for several months???
I really can't be bothered to go. Way too much effort. And I can't have my stuff. How can I cope without stuff?
Maybe I should just write that.
have an enjoyable day?
You should all check it out!
it came as a paste so i binned it
I want to die.
Instead I'm going to get it at the end of this month and it's going to be eaten by estate agents fees and a deposit :'(
in m&s today, pretty nifty, super quick way to pay for lunch & some tidbits
I've just been seen teaching the worst lesson of my life.
My class all went silent as the scary inspector person walked in and my entire lesson revolved around them discussing responses to a poem. They did not speak.