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i've scribbled bits on the front out so it just says "jamie's meals". going to make some coconut buns
Half a sturgeon
Jar or White Truffles
Leg of two year aged cured Iberico Ham
A kilo of saffron
a litre of atrisanal balsamic vinegar
a tin of beluga caviar
i got one of his books. the recipes were brilliant but i was spending an absolute fortune whenever i wanted to make one. nah mate.
there is a page in the start called EQUIPMENT and it's like "buy a steamer, buy a wok, buy a good food processor, buy three pans, buy a dish, buy a knife..." for ages and then the next page is called PANTRY and goes "buy some italian plum juice, buy some garlic, buy some port, buy some ginger, buy some extra virgin olive oil, buy some flour" then after all that the instructions are like "cook the chicken" he didn't even say to buy the chicken yet
i saw a nigella show for the first time the other week. what's she doing just tottering about pissed making bread puddings and stuff? what a weird program
AM I RIGHT
a) I wanted a proper cookbook, with proper stuff that takes proper amounts of time to cook.
b) I can't stand that fat-tongued cockney prick.
(She did buy me a PROPER cooking book as well though, so its ok)
i can't fucking cook! i'm working on it! FUCK YOU
When all he ever does is chop up some really expensive ingredients really coarsely, leave them on the chopping board and lug loads of olive oil over the top.
Toploader and Jamie Oliver go together like fish and chips.
Sorry, go together like pan-fried foie gras and Chateauneuf de Pape.
EVEN IF YOU ALL HATE HIM!