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I like the first one with the jive talk.
Clearance, Clarence; Vector, Victor; Roger, Roger one.
The thing that makes me laugh the most hysterically is the look on the girl's face when the stewardess knocks out the drip with the guitar.
Cheeks sucked in.
was the drinking problem one - simple yet hillarious
.'Looks like I picked the wrong week to snop sniffing glue'
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
if only for when he used it in his stage show at ATP and it was like a few days after Leslie Nielson had died and everyone cheered when he came on screen <3
When Frank Drebin steps off the plane and assumes the crowds are for him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqg-YZhr3bA
just made the plane / Airplane! connection in my head
MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
A hospital? What is it?
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
-"No I've been nervous lots of times."
When you get to use that joke in real life. Amazing.
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
Smoking or non-smoking?
If not, the melon hitting the desk in the background.
S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE!
when the tribesmen are really good at basketball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ and then the subsequent reveal of Kareem in full B-ball gear.