It's really, really cold. And my back is hurting like crazy cause I'm sleeping on the sofa.
In the under-tree present stakes, my mother runs away with the victory this year with a massive 20 presents. Lagging a fair way behind is myself on 14. My sister follows hot on my heels with 13. My mother's boyfriend (who doesn't live here and will only be here for another 4 hours manages an impressive 11. And finally my uncle comes last, as usual, with only 6.
I have a stocking right now, but it's a very small one, so I can't really make this an exclusively stocking thread as I had hoped.
Let's open what's here.
(One of these items is clearly a frying pan.)