Congrats to CrispinAlexander. Some sterling douchebagery over the final few weeks of the year. Only ever one contender, really.
Well done to all of the other contenders for, amongst other things, brutally consistant levels of neuroticism, contrariness, constant spamming of the boards, and generally keeping us entertained all year.
If you've not made this year's top ten, you really need to up your game next time round.