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GOTHAM CITY, ON YOUR FEET, SIBERIA! THE PLACE! TO BE!
NUR NUER NUR NUR NUR NUR TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
Actually i don't think she's reached hangover yet, she said she's expecting it to arrive at 11
anything could have happened with my neighbour last night.
*I'll open your front door for you*
*sexy slap bass*
he's complained about other things too
who had made me a full fried breakfast before i'd even opened my eyes. Called one of the other guys in the office to bring me in a shirt to wear.
I am absolutely fucking winning today.
was being sick on you
this will help, quick
i'm sorry. it felt so right. here's a picture of pugs. i'm sorry <3 x
I might just spend today looking at pug .gifs
Last night I couldn't work out how to unlock the new front door on my house. Pretty embarrassing really. The neighbour (or, "4am guy" as we call him due to an unfortunate house party incident when he knocked on our door saying HEY IT'S 4AM GUYS CAN YOU BE QUIET and instead of being nice and neighbourly I told him NO IT'S TEN TO FOUR AHAHAHAHA) kindly invited me inside, gave me WINE (what the fuck) and anyway I got in eventually, after a phone call from the guy who fit it. This morning I still didn't understand how to unlock it, so coming back tonight after an afternoon pub session could be very interesting.
I was swerving a bit.
and you're now watching a crow go about its daily business and it will probably be your highlight of the next 7 hours
Tried to get my boss to high five me for seeing a younger woman. She did not reciprocate.
And then I made a penis joke.
someone take her some
Oh my God this is the worst hangover in a long time.
for my brother (he's in his early 20s), value between £70-£120? Preferably something outrageously amazing.
120 copies of Danny Baker's own-goals and gaffes, vol 4.
rather than smaller presents for everyone. Me and my younger brother (I've got 2 older brothers as well) are getting each others presents this year.
I'll put your suggestion in the maybe pile.
get down to TK Maxx and pick up a discounted technical jacket in that case.
(although I'm fuzzy on the definition of a technical jacket).
but it's a cool present in that bracket if he's into this sort of thing:
Nobody makes their own ice cream, if we've said this once we've said it a dozen times
I'm really impressed by the toasted sandwich maker linked to on that page.
If I'm the only cunt that has bothered to show up I'm going to be severely irked
I hate everyone
any particular reason?
and thought I should share it around
Starting early today, then.
i had dates and stilton last night at about 1am while hammered. it was like life evolving to new perfect ground
It's terrific for getting proper mash up at festivals
Reeks of the stuff. Can't put owt else in it now.
I drink it straight, but i have heard of people drinking it with lemonade.
I'm not a child.
but it was white port and lemonade. delish
but this is my anthem today
We watched The Only Way Is Essexmas and had fajitas last night. WIN.
today is not full of win.
i want to be you immediately. RIGHT. NOW.
I've seen things, man.
something about Marge
Marge is my new boss
Straw-berries.......are FULL of FIBRE!
sausage roll and a doughnut is sounding good