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I have a butt
Sir we all have butts.
Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!
No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!
He almost pee'd himself laughing.
His two favourites are:
> Why did Harry Potter went to the toilet? Because he pooped in his pants
> What did Batman say to Robin before they got into their car? GET IT THE CAR!
what did the women do in bed when she heard the alarm going off?
poo her pants
Her: What's big brown and hairy?
Her: A church.
"Where does Batman live?"
"In the washing machine."
He found it HILARIOUS.
What do you call Godzilla?
I can't though, sorry
my penas and butt