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.... i just stopped the 2 burglars and have commandeered your blu ray player.
details of your heroics please. Did you chase those criminals down and do CITIZENS ARREST?
give us your TV or we'll fucking rush you.
thanks for fucking broadcasting my address on the internet
DiS deals with addresses the same way as personal PIN numbers. only the person whose address it is can see it. everyone else just sees it as Xs.
after taking the stolen blu ray player back home I telephoned the police who gave me a crime reference number and asked me to bring it into the station today.
Which I did. I took it into Hornsey police station. The guy on the desk ignored me for about 10 minutes then looked up and said. "Can't see you today." I tried to explain but he cut me off, saying
"Look, I'm busy for the next two hours" then carried on with his work!
That'll teach me for doing a good deed! Is this normal? I know that the police are under pressure with cuts etc but is it normal for police stations to essentially shut down at 17:30 if they have to see more than one person at a time??
Free blu ray player!
that's fucking atrocious. "can't see you today"?!
great bunch o' lads
give them the blu-ray player when they turn up and thank them for their time.
I live near that police station, it always made me feel vaguely safe. But clearly they wouldn't dash out to my rescue!
Well done on your good deed.
but no more.
thanks for reading.
Not every post can be a shining beacon of originality.
the deal was a blowjob for both of us in return for the blu-ray, which seemed like a fair deal for everyone