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(in before smash her back doors in)
or moan about her own fat fingers or something and bring up ring size in conversation
why can't you ask her tho? surely she's expecting one?
so I'd like to surprise her at Christmas.
maybe say, 'i've heard about this place in malaysia, but you need to phone ahead' or something. or go and 'have a look' to see what she'd like.
so i think i know more about it than i care to
yeah either steal a ring and take it with you, ask her friends or family to try and find out through some subtle conversation. or, drug her, get a piece of string and tie it around her ring finger, then pull it off and take it to the jeweler. i'd go with that one, personally.
Do you know any good spots for paid online writing these days? I used to get a ton of business freelance from several forums, but they're utter gash these days.
you're advised to buy the standard size (M i think) then take it back for alterations if need be. Apparently all fingers are different sizes so unless she wears one on her wedding finger already it'd be a gamble. Then the jewelers do the whole champagne thing when you go back in!
allow the rice to set, then measure the hole
claim it's a fetish
probably easier to buy a ring-sizer than faff around with string.
If you're going to go down the drugging route...
has to be my favourite start to a post
and then ask the coroner.
even if its just a trashy one that you've seen her wear. Then go to the shop and they put them on a little tube thing that says the ring sizes.
Whaen she's asleep, try to find the finger on your hand that is the most similar to the finger you're buying the ring for. It can't be that far off, even if it's your little finger.
Then go to the jewellers, get that finger measured and then buy a size up from that. It might be a little big, but then you go get it resized after.
That's what I did.
go out of the room with it and make an imprint in blue tac or trace round it with a pen. Come back and give her the ring and fake a mope or mood and pretend something went wrong. Then invite me to the wedding so I can pork some of the bridesmaids.
not at all creepy
grab her hand and wrap your thumb and index finger tight around her ring finger to get the right size. Then maintain your fingers in that position until you get to the ring shop.
it costs less than a pound I think but getting her to use it without ruining the surprise would be tough.
Maybe just say you should both find out for future reference, if she thinks you're proposing anyway then say you want to know your ring sizes for the wedding rings or something. Then surprise her with the engagement ring.
I think if he managed it, he'd be a fucking sorceror to be fair
ring size her in her sleep! if she wakes up just say you're getting frisky and then distract her with sex.
The one she almost gets stuck in but not quite, that is the one you seek.
she's the type of person who is fairly free and easy and you can get it altered afterwards OR
the very prospect of being excluded from the decision making process would horrify her utterly and you should in no way surprise her with a ring you have selected under your own puny volition. Give her something 'temporary'