when you wake up in the morning, all warm and toasty in bed. Look at the clock and realise you still have an hour or so left before the alarm goes off for work. So you can turn over and drift back to sleep, great feeling.
I was playing charades last week #Christmas and my mate who was trying to do Unfinished Sympathy had managed through "sounds like" actions alone to get his team to the point of "bum-fin-dish bin-pattie". I had to leave the room I was laughing to hard and I couldn't breathe properly.
I was playing charades last week too, that's what made me think of it. my friend had been going for two minutes and we hadn't established how many words it was meant to be. I was rolling around in tears. :D
Be it in football, tennis, squash, whatever, the drop shot (or chip in football) is the zenith of sporting ecstasy. The moment you realise a cool deftness of touch, clipped with as much topspin as possible, has arced gently but accurately just where you wanted it to leave your opponent flapping like an imbecile.
Gulping down a few big mouthfuls of Pepsi and feeling the toxic foam rise back up your oesophagus.
one-sheeter when you're in a hurry
cold side of a pillow
+ sliding into a bed made with fresh, line-dried sheets.
Also during winter
when you wake up in the morning, all warm and toasty in bed. Look at the clock and realise you still have an hour or so left before the alarm goes off for work. So you can turn over and drift back to sleep, great feeling.
looking forward to Christmas because I love my family
Scoring a goal in football.
The walk home after a great first date/kiss/sexytime
Lying back on a well-manicured sun-bathed lawn.
glass of cold pineapple juice
Middling an off-side drive right in the sweet spot of the bat
are you playing golf with a bat?
confused
that bit just before you orgasm
Really?
I find that kinda, I dunno, painful almost/teasing maybe?
yeah its the best
Getting a hot steamy one on the chest.
or a hot steamy two
Walking into a warm pub in your home town on Christmas eve,
and being greeted with a hearty cheer and a poured pint as your glasses steam up.
So much this.
Ah man, you've made me properly anticipate this now.
William Cobbett, Farnham, I'm coming for ya.
The kindness of strangers.
http://youtu.be/4oUA6wirNfE?t=3m29s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpD5pj48qA
Thinking about the one(s) you love.
Cuddling with the ones you love.
Stumbling across a new glory hole
What is best in life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc
i am quite sure you're familiar with
the lamentation of women.
Everything I know about women, I learned from Conan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RobLg9Zf5Fs&t=21m55s
sliding in from behind
hooking the ball with your foot, sending the forward flying and then turning into the tackle and standing up with the ball at your feet.
you had me at sliding in from behind
megs
eating a massive dinner and then going out and get ting hammered
Having your back scratched
only in the winter though
NO NO NO
If I eat a massive dinner then drink I just want to die/go to bed
maybe if you eat more dinner it will help? and then drink more.
are you saying throw most of it up and get a second wind?
I guess?
knowing that you have no deadlines
when you wake up and think "shit i've got work" then realising you don't actually have work
when you look at your phone and you've got a text from some one you fancy
Doing a really big poo after you've needed a poo for a while.
i was gonna say this one but worded a bit more crude like
*pish
Kissing someone new for the first time
when you see "You have got 1 new message!" up there ^
not this
It makes me feel really anxious. <3 mobile site.
when you're laughing at something so hard you start crying
so much this. i find myself in an almost hysterical state at least 4 or 5 times every week
and it never gets old
more like once per month for me
great when it happens though
Oh man
I was playing charades last week #Christmas and my mate who was trying to do Unfinished Sympathy had managed through "sounds like" actions alone to get his team to the point of "bum-fin-dish bin-pattie". I had to leave the room I was laughing to hard and I couldn't breathe properly.
that's weird
I was playing charades last week too, that's what made me think of it. my friend had been going for two minutes and we hadn't established how many words it was meant to be. I was rolling around in tears. :D
interesting!
charades is fucking funny sometimes.
getting your head scratched/rubbed gently
closest natural thing to calm me next to drugs
Chucking one up some fat-titted lass with loose morals.
how is your mum, by the way?
A successfully executed drop shot
Be it in football, tennis, squash, whatever, the drop shot (or chip in football) is the zenith of sporting ecstasy. The moment you realise a cool deftness of touch, clipped with as much topspin as possible, has arced gently but accurately just where you wanted it to leave your opponent flapping like an imbecile.
Topspin?
Maybe topspin's the wrong word... just, y'know, when you clip the ball and it arcs sweetly
Rafa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LFyzo71lgGo#t=69s
Edmundo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ZzkeCbQsiMs#t=94s
Going somewhere good in a convoy
Alright there, Crows Crowstofferstorm
wow, what an excellent call!
Post-coital glow in someone else's bed
(hi)
throwing something in the bin
from far away
Recently I've been returning home from work at 5pm
to a warm flat, freshly ground coffee, a danish pastry and Pointless on TV. Pretty good going for Winter
playing on a guitar with new guitar strings
also having the fretboard polished with that dunlop oil stuff is pretty awesome.
^ This, also, playing through your amp after it's just been re-valved
Lush!
on the sofa with a coffee and a book
with the fire on as rain splashing the windows
The sound of the flush after that last retch
while your head is on your folded arms on the closed toilet lid
The unwrapping of a McDonald's breakfast
and you can feel the heat from the cheese on the greasy paper.
nah
get out of here with your viral advertising
When really thirsty
drinking a big pint of robinson's squash. Beats water hands down.
squash leaves my mouth dry
ta
Gettin in from work
Getting music on and smoking a joint, best time of the day ;).
Totally, or playing that new game you had downloading the whole time you were at work
with a joint