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From 1: mega ballistic cunt to 5: not a cunt
Howard - 2
Flatley - 3
Cole - 4
Albarn 5 (not a cunt)
But this is battle of the minor cunts.
also, i thought we were going to rank the areas of a vagina
2. Brendan Cole
3. Russell Howard
4. Damon Albarn
5. Michael Flatley (not a cunt)
Damon Albarn: 1
Russell Howard: 3
Michael Flatley: 2
Tim Lovejoy: 3
Brendan Cole: ? don't know who this is
higher the number, bigger the cunt
not each marked individually on an scale.
I'll get my coat.
2. Baroness Warsi
3. Jeremy Paxman
4. David Blunkett
5. Richard Littlejohn
Fuck's wrong with you?
The guy's a gaudy annoying twat but he's really just a bloke who's achieved a fair amount through the medium of dance. Can't really begrudge him and his objectionable face.
Oh hang on:
Michael Gove: 1
A greasy, objectinoable, self loving twat with a grating voice. My main grudge with him was he went on Celebrity Love Island (cunt points) and then when a really young, small lad on there from Hollyoaks was drunk he got into a fight with him (more cunt points) and then went on a interview / showbiz show on the back of his appearence (even more cunt points) he was asked about the fight and he said like a proper I'm-hard-wanker "I just finished what he started" (utter cunt points) and then sat there like the worst smug faced anus whilst the audience APPLAUDED him. The whole thing was involved criminal levels of cuntery.
This is more about Championship level cuntery.
a great many copycat_races began to spawn, seemingly out of nowhere. This plague was taken as a sign of the impending Change.
He's in the minus figures, if that's possible.
ho is razorlit
TBH I was only vaguely aware of his existence 'til I watched that Sunday Brunch programme. Not so much a cunt as a tedious,laddish, posturing charisma vacuum. He has literally never said anything remotely funny or interesting, ever.
it's good to see some kind of backlash underway. Not a cunt as such, just not funny. The kind of attention seeking, 'wacky' bell-end that would drive you up the wall IRL.