Rank the cunt in order
From 1: mega ballistic cunt to 5: not a cunt
Damon Albarn
Russell Howard
Michael Flatley
Tim Lovejoy
Brendan Cole
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1. Piers Morgan
I know there are bigger cunts
But this is battle of the minor cunts.
no he wins all cunt contests
no exceptions
Lovejoy - 1
Howard - 2
Flatley - 3
Cole - 4
Albarn 5 (not a cunt)
ho's lovejoy?
also, i thought we were going to rank the areas of a vagina
don't let the thread boundaries stop you.
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1. Tim Lovejoy
2. Brendan Cole
3. Russell Howard
4. Damon Albarn
5. Michael Flatley (not a cunt)
??? Michael Flatley (not a cunt)????
Fuck's wrong with you?
Least of the cunts on that list
The guy's a gaudy annoying twat but he's really just a bloke who's achieved a fair amount through the medium of dance. Can't really begrudge him and his objectionable face.
Damon Albarn: 1
Russell Howard: 3
Michael Flatley: 2
Tim Lovejoy: 3
Brendan Cole: ? don't know who this is
oh whoops I thought 5 was thundercunt
that way makes more sense
higher the number, bigger the cunt
and I see now that they were supposed to be ranked 1-5
not each marked individually on an scale.
I'll get my coat.
an scale
FML
:D
No idea who Brendan Cole is
some flappy queen.
dancer, right?
Worse
A greasy, objectinoable, self loving twat with a grating voice. My main grudge with him was he went on Celebrity Love Island (cunt points) and then when a really young, small lad on there from Hollyoaks was drunk he got into a fight with him (more cunt points) and then went on a interview / showbiz show on the back of his appearence (even more cunt points) he was asked about the fight and he said like a proper I'm-hard-wanker "I just finished what he started" (utter cunt points) and then sat there like the worst smug faced anus whilst the audience APPLAUDED him. The whole thing was involved criminal levels of cuntery.
1. Lovejoy
2. Albarn
3. Howard
4. Cole
5. Flatley
1. Kelvin MacKenzie
2. Baroness Warsi
3. Jeremy Paxman
4. David Blunkett
5. Richard Littlejohn
You're talking about Premier League cunts there
This is more about Championship level cuntery.
i'm a glory (hole) hunter innit
I'm just trying to think of anyone who i'd rate as a 1
Oh hang on:
Michael Gove: 1
Gove is such a cunt
He's in the minus figures, if that's possible.
lovejoy was great on socceram
never heard of damon alborn
In the latter stages of DiS, before the Great Event of December 21, 2012,
a great many copycat_races began to spawn, seemingly out of nowhere. This plague was taken as a sign of the impending Change.
as was prophesied
ho is razorlit
Lovejoy
Howard
Flatley
Cole
Albarn
Howard's not really that bad. neither's Albarn
Tim Lovejoy
Brendan Cole
Michael Flatley
Russell Howard
Damon Albarn
I hadn't realised how unanimously loathed Lovejoy is.
TBH I was only vaguely aware of his existence 'til I watched that Sunday Brunch programme. Not so much a cunt as a tedious,laddish, posturing charisma vacuum. He has literally never said anything remotely funny or interesting, ever.
and as for Russell Howard
it's good to see some kind of backlash underway. Not a cunt as such, just not funny. The kind of attention seeking, 'wacky' bell-end that would drive you up the wall IRL.