y'know when women are hairy and that...
downstairs, etc.
i'm fine with that generally, but...
what if the woman's got like, well, a bit o' hair anus goin' on?
like, say, this - http://shadow.amkingdom.com/hairy_susanna/images/sus009SRS_220459148.jpg (DEFINITELY NSFW)
how fine are you with that?
there's no right or wrong answer, i'd just like to know how common it is.
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* hairy, ffs.
should probably also say again that the link above is of A WOMAN WITH HER GENITALS OUT.
In the words of the late great Tom Jones
It's not unusual
i'm instantly regretting this thread.
let's just delete it.
should've gone without the link.
You've ruined any chance you may have had with darwindude instantly.
Schoolboy error.
nah, that one's in the bag.
no worries on that front.
she'd be here in half-an-hour.
christ, i had to click it
I'm going for <10 mins til deletion.
anyone got any advances on that?
i don't know what i was thinking.
my brain didn't process how pornographic the image was 'til afterwards.
deary me.
:')
having clicked on the image
i'm at a loss as how you couldn't process the level of explicitness.
do you wallpaper your house with stills from max hardcore flicks that you've become so desensitised that a photograph of a woman bent over spreading her cheeks and labia wasn't considered /that bad/?
:/
I've seen far worse being linked to on these boards
and that's not me offering an opinion on the question in the OP.
but no one clicks links DoC posts
surely.
I served an older lady in work the other day
she had full-on whiskers on her chin.
again. incredibly common. everyone has hair on their face.
un;ess they have alopecia etc sorry
bet she appreciated being served by an oppressive wee shitebag though
just an observation
ffs. you know, how you look at people and notice things and don't necessarily judge them?
lol
you thought a woman having facial hair was noteworthy and also relevant to a sexist thread about whether or not women having hair is acceptable.
it was an observation
people have different amounts of hair than other people.
you're judging my post from a militant feminist stance, but it's not actually a sexist post.
sometimes people deliberately veer off topic on the internet. cheers.
why?
is it sexist to talk about women have more natural hair? I don't see how it's any different than talking about a man with a long beard.
the context doesn't make it sexist; as I said, people veer of topic in threads on the regular.
FUCKING HELL
IT'S NOT MORE HAIR
IT'S JUST DARKER
nah.
sometimes it's more hair.
i've seen women with proper beards.
^never seen a woman up close
sometimes the hairs are longer
the hairs are there theyre just not as visible
no, but...
there's a woman who gets the 85 bus who actually looks like WG Grace.
CRICKET.
:'D
no, there were long hairs
in a way that seemed extraordinary.
this is no different to someone making an observation about a rock formation. you're all reading more into it than is actually there.
someone flunked gender politics 101
this isn't a contribution to a system of oppression
that system exists and is maintained by other people/other factors and I don't consider myself bound to those people or their system in any way.
and before you bring up male privilege, I actually feel constantly oppressed and alienated by all of that. I grew up with my mum and my sisters in a matriarchal family and it's profoundly shaped me in a way that makes it hard to be me.
but w/e, tangent.
it's unfortunate that a casual observation about a person's appearance can be interpreted as sexist.
you are part of sexism though
how?
I don't judge women any differently than men. I don't really judge at all, actually.
you clearly don't understand
because simply by being born male, you are a part of perpetuating sexism
that's like saying someone who's born white
is contributing to racism.
I was raised by/among girls/women, I haven't been shaped like other males. I don't petpetuate anything, despite what any rhetoric might insist.
THEY ARE THOUGH
RACISM IS A SYSTEM OF OPPRESION THAT BENEFITS WHITE PEOPLE
p.s. what a special snowflake you are, an anomaly to every other born-male in the world
you're oppressing me, please stop
oh my fucking god
This is still the stupidest thing I've ever read on here
and I've read all of c_r's posts.
WAHHHHH I WAS OUTNUMBERED BY WOMEN YET STILL IN A PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY SO I AM EXEMPT FROM MALE PRIVILEGE
okay, you don't have a clue what you're talking about here
completely misinterpreted what I was saying.
i'm not sexist ive got a female friend
:D
this is no different to someone making an observation about a rock formation.
- it's a bit different in that women are not objects, or a phenomenon to be observed by men (although earth science is still a very male dominated profession). Rock formations haven't been historically oppressed and don't suffer from ingrained attitudes about their role in society. So any factors inhibiting their ability to flourish are limited. A lot of them are also really phallic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rock_formations
not having to do that much reading into it to see that what you're saying is oppressive. Your posts directly contributes to prescriptive cultural expectation that women shouldn't have facial hair when in reality it's very common and there's no reason why we shouldn't.
If I was a militant feminist I'd just shoot, dont worry.
WOW, I'm learning all sorts of things I never knew about rocks
that system exists
because of other people saying and doing other things that are sexist and oppressive.
noticing a feature of someone's appearance shouldn't contribute if it isn't judgemental. if anything, I gravitated towards this person because of their unorthodoxy.
except for them it's bad
and for me it's fine.
re: being different
also they were chin whiskers
I thought it was interesting to see someone who was different.
which is bad, appreciating things that are out of the ordinary.
fnarhahahahahah
did you just ignore the following post?
the one that clarified that what I meant, that I consider different to be good and others consider it bad?
noticing a feature of someone's appearance shouldn't contribute if it isn't judgemental
look here pal. I know considerably more about this than you and "noticing [and commenting on, as you did] a feature of someone's appearance" can, and in this case has, contributed to my oppression.
Your idea of what "judgemental" means could be loads of different things. Whatever you mean, crucially, you cannot just de-contextualise beauty and what is pertinent to you in everyday visual interaction . We all see the world through an constructedly oppressive lens. You can deny that and continue to be part of the reason women are unequal and have their social and sexual confidence routinely undermined. you can deny that describing beauty or what is 'orthodox' actually prescribes behaviour and affects how we feel about ourselves.
or you can acknowledge that your own internalised ideas of what other people ought to look like (or what is so normal and accepted and viable it's not worth posting on dis)are the result of something larger and that the cultural power of sexist imagery, language and ideas has actually had a productive role in making you who you are (amongst other things someone who clearly doesn't appreciate how oppressive power works and notices hair on a woman's face and thinks it's something up for wider discussion).
If your last point is that you find hairy women fascinating... that's oppressive too. Take some time to think about this I guess. It's not something people get straight away.
Can't believe one of these threads has ended with...
"We're right, you're wrong. Everyone hates women".
Didn't see that one coming at all.
love you babes x
it hasn't shaped me
unless you count the way I feel - yes - oppressed, as someone who isn't at all the typical masculine male and isn't able to be unabashedly me without being totally alienated.
just because I see something as different doesn't mean I contribute towards it being different. I get that posting it so directly within the context of a thread like this might contribute, but if I noted the difference in a more obviously positive light, it could contribute to changing attitudes in a positive way, i.e. if people see others embracing a difference, in the long run that difference might not hold any negative connotations anymore.
I liked the fact that this lady didn't feel obliged to adhere to the waxed/shaved norm. if there is a sense that she is against something, that she feels oppressed, that's unfortunate. it'd be nice if she just had no thought of it at all, no burden on her mind.
ideally, it should be no different than a guy choosing to modify his appearance or not. this is how I see it, anyway. the patriarchy have no sway over my internal thoughts (I do feel oppressed in the way I externally act in many ways).
someone's asked me to ask you
if you realised you were being stupid half way through the argument.
You grew up in a patriarchal society mate, it has shaped you. Goodnight.
no wait, I'm interested to hear how the patriarchy has shaped me
someone you don't even know.
omg
you're a male living in the uk that's enough for anyone with a brain to acknowledge the patriarchy has benefited them
are benefitted and shaped the same thing now?
I can't wait until it snows. going to benefit some snow into the shape of an oppressive man and then push him over in solidarity with girls and that.
it has also shaped you.
and your choices, opportunities, decisions, past, present and your future.
it has also shaped mine.
all that matters is we actively oppose it
like when I tell my 13yo nephew off for saying 'rape train' when he's playing Black Ops or w/e.
I feel like when you say it shaped me, you mean 'in its own image'. it really hasn't, and I am so neurotically self-aware, I can tell you this with a real sureness.
Why do you let your 13y/o nephew play a murder simulator
and only chastise him for a naive usage of the word 'rape'
'murder simulators' don't desensitise people to murder
the armed forces take care of that.
it's just point scoring. no one dies. they know that. you can gut someone with a chainsaw in a game and be a sensitive, caring, non-violent person irl.
you should not be letting him play age restricted video games
it doesnt matter what the content is. its indefensible.
actually youre just a scumbag do what you like
can't tell if you're trolling or not
in the instance that you were being sincere, I'd say something about not being his parents and having no say in the matter.
but you are trolling so w/e.
i don't troll.
you're a piece of shit. i'm done.
calling someone a piece of shit and then calling it a day
is pretty fucking cowardly.
ahaha
like really is all this patriarchy talk some kind of internet joke
as if 'the patriarchy' is one unbroken pact between all white men everywhere.
I mean isn't it more along the lines of a the powerful dictating the way that things go in the world, and as such more to do with class and wealth and power than anything else.
rly idgi
idk
I'm inherently egalitarian.
also I was going to make some nice food or do skipping or read a book but I spent hours on here instead. wut.
arguing on the internet is the most important thing
the answer to your questions is: yes and no
glad to have been of assistance.
Please, please, please, if there's any god
Let 'I know considerably more about this than you' be the new 'I, boring?'
Also
I've got a degree in Cultural Studies too, and you're talking utter shit.
cheers
Look mate that's my award winning social theory. Did you not read any feminisms or Foucault?
So what sort of feminist are you supposed to be?
look here pal
oh my god i <3 you both
x
NEE NAW NEE NAW
Make way, LME Indie Committee coming through
it's not actually a sexist post
says someone who isn't a woman
women can't be sexist.
TRUTHBOMB.
sexism is a system of oppression that benefits men
did we ever decide whether or not i'm racist because i can tell when a person has different coloured skin to me
instead of just pretending i don't even notice the differences between people?
if you didn't notice the differences between people
it would probably be quite upsetting and confusing.
you'd have spent most of your youth trying to go home with people you thought were your mum. that kind of thing would fuck you up.
but honestly, only on a navel-gazing site such as this, would this be an actual topic of discussion.
Principal Skinner [phonily]:
Am I wearing women's clothes? I didn't notice. When I look in my closet, I don't see male clothes or female clothes, they're all the same.
when you realise that having an opinion on things =/= deciding whether or not they're "acceptable"
your mind will be blown
HAIRYTHREADSMASH
mods, can you..
make this thread sticky?
theo is definitely the man to make a sticky
out of this thread
big hopes here
'i'd just like to know how common it is.' oh god you virgin
people tend to have hairs all over their body, regardless of gender. some hairs are lighter than others.
some people have different coloured hair to other people.
some remove some of their body hair.
sorry.
did georgiabeth off the internet just call me a virgin?
jfc.
yep
and rightly so.
fix
or...
maybe it's a good opportunity for people to discuss western attitudes to the idealistic sexualisation of women?
y'know...
lads sayin' birds shouldn't have arsebeards n' that.
there's far too much sexual tension between us two.
;-D
Great comeback.
I can't retort to that.
:D :D :D
what an arse
aaah hairy_susanna, we meet again
:D
indignant reply
loads of thisses
incredible
I'm not really interested in sleeping with people who think its ok to dictate what women do and don't do with their bodies
why only women?
beauty standards aren't an oppressive tool used against men
and there's not a cultural obsession with dictating how men obediently groom themselves. Happy to help.
Yes there is.
Maybe you're just biased because you're a woman, and admitting that serious opression of both sexes exists doesn't fit in with your skewed agenda?
if you think it's anywhere near a big issue then you're delusional
i don't think that's particularly true at all
it wouldn't do any good to compare it with patriarchal imposition of bodily ideals for women, but that doesn't mean it's not a source of a lot of insecurity and so on for loads of men.
i didn't mean that
in that case it's not clear what you mean
adults males are expected to be MEN
this is a considerable source of torment to a lot of people.
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/
no
yes very much so
nope, none of that
that's a completely different thing.
no
ikr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt55_jexq-o&t=17s
nah man
she's right. I'm fat and I've got a girlfriend [who's attractive]. Women obviously only go out with men for their intelligence, strength and charm.
there was a study in the press last week...
that suggests women sexualise men more than men sexualise women. e.g, men on average look at a woman's face more during the early stages of meeting, whilst women tend to check out bulges and butts, etc.
there was another one recently that suggested that in 30% of cases, men spend more on cosmetic products than women.
hmmm, interesting...
:DDDDDD
i saw a study as well
30% of all studies printed in the press are made up by sales teams
the other 70% are made up on the spot by journalists with no real references copy pasting shit from another papers RSS feed.
BUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU PERPETUATE THE IDEALS THAT WOMEN NEED TO BE HAIRFREE AND BE A CERTAIN WAY TO BE DEEMED ATTRACTIVE AT ALL
the entire world vs. thirty lasses on a lighthearted gameshow
ah right....
so Take Me Out's lighthearted, but Courtney Stodden going rollerskating in a bikini's female repression?
Well that's me convinced
I'm off to the old folks' home to pick me up a nice piece of bearded totty. Cheers
You clearly weren't a fly on the wall
when me and the ex were rowing about what he wanted to wear out.
you should flick through GQ or Mens Health.
the same shit happens there but with square jawed, tousle haired men who look like they live in the gym and get waxed daily instead of the female equivalent.
it's just ways to make everyone have body dysmorphia so that they buy shit like lime and tea tree exfoliant body scrub and spend £80-£240 on a gym membership they use three times in a month then never go again.
This thread has reminded me, I haven't shaved my pubic mane in a while...
it's like an aerial shot of a ewok convention at the moment.
Sub-thread: that lovely smooth sensation when you've shaved your cock and balls, pretty great yeah? Yeah.
don't want to sound all LADdy...
but i've never shaved anywhere on my body bar my beard or my head.
nowt against it, i just imagine it would be less comfortable, and hair's there for a reason, surely (on men at least)?
True enough, but left to its own devices my body hair goes wild...
I bought one of those Philips 'Body Groom' things, my own choice of course after all 'there's not a cultural obsession with dictating how men obediently groom themselves' Dude, D. (2012) 'Y'know when women are hairy and that'. London: Drowned in Sound.
Anyway, it's pretty great and I routinely shave my chest, arms, legs, cock and balls and pits now. I'm getting really into this new androgynous thing. It's cup cakes, milk and honey lip salve and self-reflection all the way for me now.
also wanking and fucking feel ten times better when it's trimmed down a bit
the hair just sort of buffers it all i guess
is hair there for a reason
why do we remove it
why do we feel the pressure to remove it from our faces and genitals
ask Alex.
lets not wash either yeah?
sebum is there for a reason
if you didn't use any other products, your sebum would regulate itself so NURRRR
might smell unpleasant
hair is certainly there for a reason
it probably captures scent/musk (sounds gross, it isn't) allowing us to consciously/unconsciously sniff out potential mates..
it also probably acts as a sort of buffer, you know that bruised feeling you get a day or two after having sex a bit.. imagine that with out the hair barrier..
err..
hair barrier - air bag - hair bag
also note : PROBABLY
69!!!!!1!
i read that as one thing at first
'all of me doctors orders' would be a great track name
Everybody--to varying degrees--are conditioned to care what other people think
and how we see other people. The Social Board is proof positive of that. Every reality show, etc.
Wouldn't say this particular non-grooming habit is a deal breaker, but in a mean-spirited moment I might think *her lazy shaving habits are more important than me getting a mouthful of pubic hairs?!* --says hypocrite guy who is often too lazy to shave than worry about gal's mouthful of pubs
i'm a black belt in the patriarchal arts
come at me and i'll oppress your pubes so hard
im not arsed
lol
^this
is that picture real? i don't think i've ever seen an anus that hairy
Nah someone obviously just photoshopped it
hairy women is a fetish for some people.
i thought it aws like how you don't grow hair on the palm of your hands out of your retina or something
there's very little that i'm not willing to admit
but like i say, of the bums i have seen, none had that much hair on. i can't say either way whether any hair removal regimes had been carried out on that particular area
I thought we were all virgins here>!
?!
this whole 'you must be a virgin' card you pull out
you genuinely don't see how much of a hypocrite it makes you? just trying to gauge how deep your delusion runs.
:')
but it's a genuine forum joke used often by TENS of users
think you can only use that one if you literally say "good work virgins"
and in a thread where people are being a bit bedwetty
yeah i am proper racist towards bedwetters, ESPECIALLY female ones
HAAHHAAHAHAHAH OBVIOUSLY PHOTOSHOPPED
cis males in denying patriarchy shocker
cis?
*dis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2V2QVvJlt4
i wouldnt go near a woman
unless she was waxed from the eyes down. Srsly, it's disgusting otherwise, can't be doing with that shaved last week stubble either, shit give a brother rash like a wet nappy. SORT IT AHT BITCHIZ
i get shaved-six-hours-ago stubble :'(
you should really look into getting laser hair removal, it lasts longer
that's my opinion, digest it like a dry scone
never going to be able to afford laser hair removal
because of my shitty job because of my lack of qualifications because of ill health and severe anxiety because of street harrassment because of the patriarchy.
hmm
maybe try groupon they have good deals sometimes?
i think they also do a 10% patriarchy victim discount
the patriarchy have unfortunately put a block on me from claiming group coupons
just meet a nice caring man
and he'll pay for it
well, at least there are some reasons for why
you're so obnoxious
;)
mmm yeah. I think that'll have to be my new criteria
laser hair removal from the eyes down. That or women with alopecia and expensive wigs that are glued on, can't be having the wig slip off, that's like seeing behind the curtain
I thought the pic in the OP was like seeing behind the curtain?
no that's staring into the abyss
i once went on a date with a girl who had alopecia
(the condition, not the album)
treated her to tesco sushi and we ate it on some steps. didn't end in sex.
oh god, didn't even include the most shameful part
we went to the movies and because she was quite short and young looking and bald, possibly looked like she was going through chemo so i asked for "one adult and a child" knowing the clerk wasn't about to dispute it. she was like 19.
fuck i am the absolute worst.
did you wink at her and go 'chk chk' when you did it?
this is phenomenal
this atrocity doesn't deserve to be lost
:D
Are you hairy, Mary
also
150+ replies on a weekend. Someone give it a bump tomorrow morning, if moker finds it we've easily got a 4 digit-er on our hands.
:)
do you remember that guy who grew up among animals?
and he was, like, a feral animal person.
just another agent of the fucking patriarchy, fuck that guy.
once again, you're missing everyone else's points but your own
I made a joke
I'm sorry I won't make any more jokes.
as was i
He was just lucky with the animals he picked
If he grew up with spiders it'd be a different kind of story
the spider matriarchy is no match for the mighty human patriarchy
*cut to scene of black widow being squashed by a copy of the Qur'an*
apparently he grew up with a deep hatred of female wolves in positions of power
last seen running away from the scene screaming obscenities
http://jezebel.com/wolves/
body hair's fine
glad we cleared this up
( my arsehole is like a fucking forest who am i to judge )
the only instance where Brazilian deforestation would be a good thing
hur hur hurrrrrrrreurgh
If I was gay I would have a pristine arsehole
what?
untouched
ie still a virgin.
Wow
I just don't know where to begin.
I'm glad the strand of feminism I subscribe to doesn't require all men to be viewed as inherently sexist from birth.
I'm a bit worried that wishpig is an admin and that she probably won't immediately lose that privilege as she should.
I hope this thread keeps going until everyone embarrasses themselves beyond recognition.
beyond recognition
that's unlikely.
All the usernames will dissappear
And we'll just be posting with blank signatures. To the outside world it'll look like four people having a 200-post conversation
It must be all those posts you deleted and people you banned in this thread.
Oh, wait...
probably for the same reason anyone, male or female, feels a bit nervous if they find out they've got a female pilot.
can women solve problems logically without getting all emotional, idk?
wishpig, gonnae ban everyone who doesn't have a hairy arsehole
Well, these kind of comments for a start.
I just think you have a frighteningly intolerant attitude. Ideally you'd want admins to be fair, diplomatic, and able to have a debate without resorting to childish barbs - which you have, pretty much every single post. The exchange with NickDS below is the worst.
Whatever, maybe I'm taking it all too seriously and it's just megabants
omg 'all men to be viewed as inherently sexist from birth'
as if
and i quote
''because simply by being born male, you are a part of perpetuating sexism''
Copyright georgiabeth, yesterday
sorry, i only talk to people who are pure of heart
by being born male into a patriarchal society it's not a choice you have made, but you are benefiting from the system.
you're not inherently a sexist as such, but you are an inherently a part of a sexist system whether you like it or not so fuck off
*inherently a part
hairy/not hairy
it doesn't matter as long as personal hygiene is good.
my ex couldn't understand why i didn't have a preference or ask her to shave or wax as her ex's before me had done.
to lighten this a bit from the serious answer.
How many male dissers have been asked to trim or shave their nethers by a partner/gf/random hookup?
After having done so the first time it's never grown back properly, if I leave it too long it makes it look like my cock's wearing a clown wig. So every now and again it gets a number 4 trim.
I was going to say
The girl I'm currently sort of seeing keeps demanding that I completely shave my body hair. I've refused because, although I *personally* think trimmed and well-kept is preferable, something about completely shaving your genitals is a bit creepy to me. Like that scene in The Dreamers you know... like you want a little boy / little girl paradigm. That's not hygienic, it's just infantilising.
so she wants you completely clean shaven, all over?
like a pre pubescent school boy?
Well, certainly genitals and armpits
Of course, I'm reluctant to shave my armpits while I sort of expect (though have never asked) women to shave theirs, which I respect is a totally patricarchal state of affairs.
I always think it's a shame that female feminists are so keen to hammer home the point that patriarchy is utterly entrenched (which it is), so consumed with seething hatred for anything with a dick, that they don't take the time to try and speak to men as if some of them might be sentient beings and explain how they might reconsider their thoughts and actions.
Look at this thread as an example. The level of responses from georgiabeth and DarwinDude is pretty much 'lol you're a man what could you possibly know about anything to do with gender politics' which is utterly self-defeating and serves to make the men look like the considerate, thoughtful ones in the thread. Which is a shame, because I'm pretty sure they're both intelligent people with worthwhile views on the subject.
you're kinda misreading the strain of radical feminism being promoted in this thread
They're not saying men are inherently sexist or oblivious of sexism. They don't hate anything with a dick (DD, GB and WP have all had (or have) regular fellas, whom they presumably have liked) They're saying that men are born into a sexist discourse, which will advantage them in several respects, and it is up to them whether to pay attention to this or not.
While I agree with xheathenx as well regarding the consumerist drive towards universal body dysmorphia, women are far more regularly and absolutely oppressed than men in the dark arts of appearance pressure. It would be misleading to suggest that men are passed over, but women are taught to be insecure virtually from birth.
i imagined you saying that whilst...
sat on your couch with your dog.
almost completely true
Good post
My point is a calm, rational analysis like that would have been useful before this thread became a total shitstorm.
me and my gf both like to keep things shaved/trimmed
because we're not big fans of getting a mouthful of pubic hair
also, not sure how normal this is, but i grow quite a lot of hair on the actual shaft, so it's sort of necessary.
Some people in this thread are fucking ridiculous.
That is all.
To the women in the thread talking about the culture that implies women should be hairless
Do you shave your legs / underarms etc?
Cos it's all very well wanting s cultural shift but that's only going to come from the ground up. It's not like models on billboards will just suddenly have hairy legs. It needs to be seen as a common occurrence and not something worthy of a newpaper story like it is nowadays.
So don't shave, wear that short sleeved top or skirt ''normalise'' the natural. You'll find most guys actually don't care and if they do then they're idiots. With women I've chatted to about this it seems to be more they're worried about comments from other women in changing rooms or friends on a night out.
oh I think my point is that its all very well going on about the patriarchy that controls the image of the female form
But if you go along with that then are you not just as complicit and part of the problem?
Maybe the ralliying cry for feminism in the 21st century should be 'remove your razors' instead of 'burn your bra'?
That's pretty much the slant taken above though, isn't it?
That, for want of a slightly better or more specific word, sexism is at least implicit in virtually every form of interaction and that compliance is drummed into all but a negligibly small number of people of any sex or gender from birth.
I'm not sure the sort of self-regulation you describe is possible or effective on any meaningful scale.
well whether or not it would have a significant change or not I don't know
But I think a bit if practicing what you preach would be helpful (not a comment on people on this thread, I don't know what they do) in that if it was more of a common sight it would reduce omg a woman with hair! reactions.
I knew you'd react like that
Have you ever tried to have a normal discussion without resorting to over reactionary comments like that? I agree with you and I'm still getting attacked.
No one is forcing you to shave. Is there pressure from society? Yes. Is there anything stopping you not shaving? No. Sometimes you need to take action and not moan about how hard it is cos you're oppressed.
boring troll is boring
Thanks for proving my point btw
You're coming out with some rippers in this thread
stay classy
200+ replies over a Sunday night!
You still got it, forza.
Some people need to not go on here when they've had a drink
harsh on DD & wishpig.
besides, do people really drink on Sundays?
I actually didn't mean you!
but I could just imagined you huddled over a can of fosters googling "hairy arseholes" eating plastic cheeses from the packets ;)
best time to drink, imo
few pints with mates on a sunday afternoon? lovely stuff.
and that's all i'm gonna contribute to this thread.
i dunno.
more of a Friday & Saturday drinker meself.
Sunday drinking = hard Mondays; Tuesday Blues; oh fuck me is it really only Wednesday Wednesdays; Yes, it's nearly Friday Thursdays, i'll have a pint; oh shit it's weekend again.
alright,
now THAT is just fucking offensive.
I thought the UK had agreed to never admitting hard-fi had happened.
Really don't understand how anyone can *prefer* not to drink on *any* night of the week
I mean, I do abstain a couple of nights a week (nowadays), but only reluctantly.
pinkerton > human body hair > blue album > kid a
mondays aren't always bad
happy to be back at work today, thank you DiS
On a Sunday?!
You don't deserve a HEY LA-DIES! or a guitar solo
Bum holes are gross anyway
hairy or not. Nothing is saving them.
they're good for putting things in
Not my bum.
Exit only I'm afraid. I don't care if you've watched porn where a guy shoves his huge penis up a ladies bum hole but I'm not conforming to your sexist ways.
why are you making this a sexist issue? it doesn't have to be like that
How did you work out you can put a penis up a bumhole?
Ay?
PORN.
FILTHY PORN.
Where men abuse women and make them do things they don't wanna do.
IM NOT HAVING IT CAT_RACE. I CHOOSE NOT TO!
doesn't have to be a penis it can be a remote control or a wine bottle
Lets end this now
or I will never be able to come to your house through fear of touching anything that might have gone up your/your girlfriends bum.
hahaha
can i just point out please dis
that you've added over 100 replies to this thread between the hours of 1am and 9:30am.
That's when all the cool forumers are on
Well it's when I'm on, anyway
who else is on at that time?
:O
They're all just robluvsnic alternative accounts
antipodean privilege
no one likes to see the hanging gardens of Babylon down there
mow the lawn people
fantastic late contribution over here
Imagine my surprise
no, really, imagine it. Good work virgins / feminists / priviliged white males. Late burst for thread of the year!
bloody feminists!!!!
I was THIS CLOSE to starting a classic "panty raid" thread a-la "Porkies'.
ITT: some absolutely sublime trolling.
Elevating the artform to heights I never thought possible.
That it should come from the nightshift makes things even more precious.
Truly a benchmark for the modern game.
being sexist isn't trolling
it's just sexism
you're too clever to be this oblivious.
and i'm too jaded to play up to it.
so this subthread probably isn't going to come to much.
sorry.
Why was I not previously informed that incandenza_ was a brutal sub-human monster?
felt like a hazing ritual
you're one of the gang now, Matt!
I stayed up late on here and overslept
I was meant to go Xmas shopping with my sister and my niece.
the patriarchy just won't stop with its insidious reach, Louis. if it's not me preventing my sister from leaving the house with my oppressive oversleeping, it's 'jolly old' St. Nick guilt-tripping women everywhere into paying his god damn salary.
i.e have you had enough or are you hungry for more?
I haven't had breakfast yet
I'm going to invoice Evil Sean Adams for a piece of toast.
£6.10, please.
Reminiscent of that bit in Zulu
when they've fallen asleep exhausted against the sandbags thinking the Zulus have fled but wake up to find they've reformed and are about to attack again.
Luckily we're not in the type of thread where anyone will draw any conclusions between you being a red coat coloniser firing at an oppressed population in this simile.
http://i.imgur.com/pQsbe.jpg
The biggest disappointment in all this is that no-one
said anything about oceanRain's mention of a "mouthful of pubs".
It's so nice that we can all get stuck into these wonderful discussions, thrash things out and then stay friends afterwards, "outiside the ring", as it were..
I don't think gb is my DiS pal anymore
actua:(
gb hates everyone
yeah don't sweat it
I was her pal for a bit too, but I was just way too LME in the end
she likes me
+ dicko + shrewbs + icwar + wishpig
+ a few others - the pure at heart, basically
if gb doesn't like you anymore
does that mean all of her crew hate you too?
icwar do you hate me now?
Not only that you're now on the LME and MME blacklist
Enjoy trying to get another job in either city from now on.
And all because of this:
"I served an older lady in work the other day
she had full-on whiskers on her chin."
I hope you've learned your lesson.
she never did.
delusional.
who, me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DIK7QFtQjQ
re:'icwar do you hate me now?'
ahahahahahahaha so desperate for some true friends that are pure at heart
i've got hundreds
shit
i live in london and i've got maybe 3
ethricdouble is pretty pure and he'd better be my friend or else though
but you didn't dislike me or anything
I wouldn't waste time pm-ing anyone I didn't think was a good person and therefore worth being social with.
i've never really liked anyone
well fwiw
I like lots of people on here, and I still think you're cool or w/e.
i might go as far as to say this is my all-time DiS clusterfuck thread about female body hair
Link her to this thread?
Also, imagine what people campaigning for or against the feminist cause
could achieve if they weren't on DiS for 90 per cent of their adult lives. Things would really happen, guys.
Guy's we're amateur sexists. Try the commenters on shit like this (helps if filter the comments by best rating)
http://takimag.com/article/the_real_war_on_women_guy_somerset/print#disqus_thread
Feel the hatred flow through you.
Guys
The best bit is that the law of averages + the amount of site traffic
means there will have been at least one person - probably a lurker - who clicked on the link in the OP and then decided to obliviously masturbate over it, probably while the debate about feminism was raging at its hardest. The thought of that should cheer us all up.
law of averages isn't a thing
bovvered
hahahah
why do you keep talking about wanking today?
I don't have a good answer to that
do you have any poor answers to try out?
anshul's hawk picture has raised my libido
try and out-poor THAT
that's a decent answer actually
a single glimpse of untamed, inglorious Nature - the one thrill for the loins I've seen on here today, Hey Guys aside natch
*snatch
ahhhh, I see what you mean
NB: sorry for the delayed reply. The castle really put me off.
.
okay, so who fucked the thread?
i feel proud to have missed this late night party
what a thread!
i don't feel like the discussion in this thread has been in depth enough
another 400 replies pls
i got really drunk once at uni with a boy and we shaved each other for the bants
in the shower. the end.