If you broke both your arms and/or hands at the same time
how would you successfully masturbate to Full Achievement? Being a sexually virile Alpha-male, I think I may find it somewhat difficult to deal with a scenario such as this.
Has anyone experienced this before?
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Probs rub my dick on the bed
Or something
wall mounted prostate massager
like a sane person
Also
My mate broke both of his wrists when we were in year 10 (it was fucking brilliant, fell off his bike, so good) and his mum had to wipe his arse for him for about 6 weeks at least.
What you let your other half wipe your arse? Or still get your mum to do it? Grim.
Was on a skiing holiday where someone broke both of her wrists on the first day.
Luckily, her boyfriend was there, too. So he had to regularly head back to the chalet for toilet helper duty.
I only busted up /one/ of my shoulders so was able to indulge in furious onanism as and when.
do you reckon it all got a bit c_r?
y'know.
I bet it did, but I don't think it would have been at all sexy.
SPOILERS
the compulsive masturator on sons of anarchy got his fingers cut off
i think he's the worst character on a television show that i've seen
the scottish guy on sons of anarchy is secretly simon whitlock off the darts.