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when I was younger and broke and in a rage at the expense of the place.

Take that nerds!

Now I don't nick that much apart from at self serve checkouts

Wouldn't steal money off another person, because i know that's wrong, but if i found money on the floor (not in someone's house, but in a shop, the street, work, etc) i'd pocket it and keep quiet. Most people would, really. Can't really be arsed getting backslaps off the internet pretending otherwise.

Have swiped things a few times, like when walking past shops or companies, etc, something's just left there, i know it's worth a few quid, i'm gonna try to make a run for it. If it just belonged to a person, though, nah, that's a bit low.

Weirdly, i've been stopped on suspiscion of shoplifting quite a few times. Never once had i actually taken anything. Must just look a bit shifty.

Stole a table from a pub

Student bants

Beyond those I'd imagine few people on here over a the age of 25 haven't installed an unlicensed copy of MS Office on their computer.

Actual physical stuff? Not sure I've ever stolen anything.

Got charged £190, told the woman she charged me a bit too much, she had a look and said "oh sorry, I put the jacket through twice", thus removing a £50 jacket off the bill.

Probably should have told her but oh well.

Sometimes it would be so easy, like when you try something on in a shop and there's no-one there to give you a little number tag. Or even just slipping stuff in your pockets in the supermarket.

it's nbd

i stole the Guiness World Records from a service station in Scotland

definitely. there's always room for another pint glass.

once I stole a double CD of Radiohead's 2001 South Park show, and went back half an hour and asked if he had it. stall man got really angry when he couldn't find it :D

I bought some stuff and was throwing it I'm my rucksack at the till, but when I got outsideI realised that the naan hadn't scanned my chewing gum before I'd pocketed it.

but i used to rob the bastard out of sainsburies at uni. Steaks + fruit smoothies mostly, sometimes sunglasses

I was raised correctly.

my dad tried to teach me how to steal charms, badges and keyrings that they attach to jeans in fenwicks once and that didn't go down well with me.

would very much like to get into stealing food items from major supermarket chains, though. i need shrewbie to show me the ropes.

just walked over, picked up the book and walked off. Madness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwno2IRStc