which parts of them aren't you supposed to eat
a la Marilyn Manson
but i still dont know how to eat a crab
so there we are
i'll gut your sack
He was just saying how good your sack is in German.
I mean I really like the taste but I bought some crab claws once as a treat for myself and then realised it took shitloads of work and an improvised toolkit to get a tiny bit of meat...
(also, I like working for my food. I think I have hunter-gatherer instincts.)
THere's a huge return on your effort with crab legs if you're willing to use the pokey stick (and suck quite hard too.)
use the pokey stick and you can pull the claw meat out and it stays the shape of the claw. And theres quite a lot of it.
I usually only have crab as part of a seafood platter as on its own, its probably not very filling but its bloody nice!
SMASH THE CRABS
If you ever get the chance, go to The Crab House on Pier 39 in San Francisco, the garlic crab you get there is absolutely amazing.
I draw the line at eyes though if I can avoid them. (which is why I struggle with whitebait.)
also maybe hedgeclippers and that.
and you can eat the brown meat from there. Its usually god on some bread.
Then you can crack open the claws and eat the white hard meat from the claws. I like the claw bits best.
say you were really hungry.
She had to wash her bed sheets with special detergent.
You know how to get rid of crabs? You gotta shave one testicle... and all the crabs will go over to the other testicle... you gotta light the hair on fire on that one, and when they all go scurrying out you take an ice pick and FUCKING STAB EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM!