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He's a lurker who silently mocks us all for posting about our problems and not having the wonderful life that he's got.
And not love the smell of your own bottom burps
if so, HER.
you can lock me up and throw away the key
Free toast at the taxpayer's expense.
You make me sick.
I didn't even realise buying toast from a cafe was a `thing` until a few years ago. I couldn't actually believe that people did it.
Not going through this again. Nu uh. People buy toast. DEAL WITH IT.
ps I agree, I like a bit of cafe toast. There's something very nice about it.
in the same way that I might go out for an Italian meal, but I wouldn't go into a cafe to spend five quid on a handful of freshly-grated Parmesan
if you didn't have access to a grater...which is the situation with me and the toast.
but doesn't have a grater.
WHAT IS HE GONNA DO?
Grate it on his pubes?
OR just buy some cheese that has been grated by soemone else and pays a little more for that?
big chunks of parmesan are better anyway
and can't buy a grater for a .....OH NEVER MIND. I'm off to pay £5 for a shit pint.
and sit at home looking at the walls!
Have a nice weekend everybody!
I just liked your phrasing, as if toast itself was a shocking thing to pay for. :D
just watch me
Six pounds? I expect a whole LOAF of toast for that!
It was from curators coffee - you been there? its just round the corner.
I wouldn't buy toast as it's too expensive. I don't even buy porridge any more for the same reason.
for various things including TOAST.
(I think its called toast....or EGG....erm...)
loaf of bread for £6 would be ridiculous
and therefore do not believe it exists
Its called TEACUP.
toast. for £6. at a place called teacup. STICK THAT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM AND POST IT
The toast was £3!
i bet they do that to distract from the fact that a) they sell toast for £6 and b) they sell toast
best fucking cottage pie i've had in ages and amazing BIG BIG cake
I had duckeggs and soilders in there. BUFF.
They do a thing called a Scotch Burford Brown egg, which is like a scotch egg but made with McSween's haggis with a runny egg inside it and served with a side of piccalilli
it will be a glorious age
that's pretty humble man
Thats just being an assertive independent woman but I imagine you'd have a problem with that huh PIG.
I get paid again at the end of the month. Pretty much got a constant flow of money coming in that i can spend on toast. ITS MY MONEY.
THINK OF ALL THE TOAST YOU;D GET WITH THAT!!!!!1
WHY IS THIS SO HARD.
I will happily buy toast. Not for £6 though. I bought toast with peanut butter on it this morning. 70p. Delicious.
hot toast at your desk, every time
b) Buy a toaster, if you have so much money to waste on toast.
At home I'd buy a loaf of bread and toast the fuck out of it but at work we're not allowed a toaster or a grill.
I've got your back on this. Overspending on cafe product is a Londoner's right, some would say duty.
That's assertiveness. OH THEO.
a. have good reason to be smug
b. don't flaunt it
I mean people say stuff that could in another context come across as smugness but on here it just reads as insecurity.
i am smug as hell.
I can't believe I've been overlooked :(
is this like where we've won too many times and we've chosen to defer so younger members can have a chance?
or like Brazil getting to keep the Jules Rimet Trophy
Pretty fucking smug, mate!
I wish I'd thought of it
Where is the rancor? Where is the piling on? Why has marckee only got a solitary ^this?
such a waste
I stood in the wings to wait for somebody else to go first.
I do shit that makes even their high command recoil at it's loucheness.
I'm wearing a kimono as we speak.
maybe, like, a pop-up toast shop, carried around like a one-man band carrying his instruments. variety of spreads in a backpack with a number of nozzles, a fold-out spreading/toast topping set-up.
going to undercut the purveyors of 'big toast'. feeling pretty smug right now.
burn them all to death!
until someone suggests that smug Wza prick.