MASSIVE LOVELIFE DILEMMADRAMA
Haha, not really.
This is a thread about things that you've not done that everyone else has seemingly done. (Keep my mum out of this, thanks.)
I know there have been other threads like this, but two things have happened to me in the last 24 hours to prompt this new one:
1. it seems i'm going on my first ever rollercoaster ride tonight. (realy not at all fussed about this. I seek my thrills elsewhere thanks.)
2. I'm about to have my first ever KFC. (yeah- why is this so unusual? If I'm having junk food, it's going to be mcDs or BK, what of it? I don't really like chicken that much. Why would I have chicken when icould have a lovely burger?) SO, what shoud I get? Is the Zinger Tower thing good?
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The Wicked Zinger Meal is the king of fast food
Gravy as the side
DRINK THE GRAVY
I love gravy
(in before: ESPECIALLY BABYGRAVY, AMIRITE?)
OXO
Tower
if it's your frist ever KFC, don't get a burger
get chicken with bones in it!
A good general rule: if ever offered the chance to eat food that comes in a bucket, go for it.
A bucket.
Eating from a bucket like a human horse
Whilst driving.
A whole family feeding in this manner whizzing down the motorway.
so what's in this bucket?
Chicken coated in batter? i like chicken wings that are dead spicy, like the hot wings from bodeans.
I've eaten KFC more times than I could ever imagine
On the other hand, I've never been to Nando's.
I've been to Nandos once
Was not entirely overjoyed with the experience. (and it's my current bf's favourite guilty pleasure. I know- DUMP.)
get thee to a nandos post haste
nandos is a rip offfffffffff
I feel like I need to experience it at least once, though
You need to buy the loyalty stamp from ebay.
Instant free chicken all for the price of an ink pad
Out with it PO - just tell the sympathetic benevolent board. We can help.
I had to tell my grandma NOT to go into the KFC thats just opened nearby recently. On account that it'd probably finish her off.
they go the extra mile round your way then
:(
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Finger lickin' good, apparently.
I've never had a kfc or been on a rollercoaster
I want a full update tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your experiences. k?
My mum (THAT'S RIGHT, MY MUM) went to a KFC for the first time a little while ago
and asked the poor sod behind the counter 'what was good'. He was terribly confused.
In respect of your question, dunno. Can't think of anything. Must have done them all.
As mentioned in the KFC adverts,
a huge bucket of chicken pieces fried in saturated fat is very healthy if eaten with small portions of baked beans and coleslaw, washed down with a litre bottle of Pepsi
+ there's no washing up required afterwards
^ a half truth.
You'll almost certainly need hosing down after.
^ was going to mention
fat dripping off the chin, but didn't want to lower the tone any further
Goddammit I want KFC for lunch now.
cheers PO.
Ctrl+F "It's fooking huuuuge"
Oh, no that sort of thread, I see... gotcha!
I've not had McD, Burger King or KFC for years, purely because I was put off by working with a security guard on reception who used to have something like this every day for supper, and the smell of congealed burger fat mixed with his dreadful BO made me feel completely nauseous, even now.
Speaking of, is it KFC you have to eat whilst singing a song like in the advert in order to cause maximum complaints?
Whatever you get make sure it comes with hot wings.
If it doesn't, get a portion of 'em on the side. Hot wings are good.
Try the Gladiator box Meal
You get a fillet burger, fries and regular side and TWO delicious OR chicken for just £5.89
1. I have never smoked a cigarette.
also, fun fact
kFC chicken is sourced from the same farm as Waitrose chicken. And unlike McDonalds it is all freshly prepared in store. No freezing.
yeah alright
keeping the client sweet eh
this is good to know!
I didn't have a KFC :(
THe office gimp who was doing the lunch run went to Mcdonalds instead. I'm told we're having KFC next friday though and this trhead is duly noted! THANKYOU.
I'll report back on the rollercoaster later if I fail to squirm my way out of this particular caper.
What rollercoaster are you going on?
one of the ones at winter wonderland
which will no doubt be for pussies but which will scare the beejesus out of me.
I'm genuinely not saying this to be facetious
but will you be allowed on the ride, cos, you know, minimum height and that?
:o
What is the minimum height requirement?
(great use of fractious, btw.)
I don't know (about 5 foot I'd guess? Are you 5 foot?)
I'd just hate you to slide out the harness thing to a wintery wonderland death
i thought you said fractious, woops
Still- good word usage.
I'm 5 foot 2 (or at least this is what craigfoley thinks. I try not to let him see me without me heels! SQUEE.)
I have never been in hospital*.
I have visited people and had my teeth xrayed, but they don't count.
I have also never had a blood test.
I am the pinnacle of health.
i have never been on a plane
ive been to loads of countries though