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We're about to do our secret santas, at our desks

PickledOeuf [Edit] [Delete] 17 replies 17:55, 6 December '12

SQUEE. I will live blog. here.

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  • place your bets here:

    anal beads.

    fappable | 6 Dec '12, 17:55 | X
  • bottle of wine

    japes @fappable | 6 Dec '12, 17:58 | X
  • no secret santa this year

    also check out this hilarious email sent to everyone today (copied in full)

    ---
    Hello

    Just to inform you that the Christmas Party has now been cancelled.

    Sorry

    ---

    I wasn't going anyway but I mean howay.

    Last year's secret santa right, I got this guy The Timewaster Letters, Tres Hombres by ZZ Top and a signed photo of James Perch ALL FOR TEN POUNDS (I knew he liked NUFC/ZZ Top/Funny stuff)

    TEN POUNDS. THE BUDGET WAS TEN POUNDS.

    I received from this guy A HEAD MASSAGER WITH THE FIVE QUID PRICE TAG STILL ON IT

    It was sad guys. I may never do secret santa again.

    mug_mug_mug | 6 Dec '12, 17:59 | X
  • that's grim

    the beatings will continue until morale improves

    japes @mug_mug_mug | 6 Dec '12, 18:01 | X
  • If anyone gets one of those novelty plastic boob aprons, find out where they were bought plz

    Would look great on my boss.

    Epimer | 6 Dec '12, 18:04 | X
  • I got some excellent rude stickies

    Like the kind you use for sticking on the signing dockets of contracts thtas have to be executed. They say fuck and stuff on them :D

    And osmething that... I think miught be a bit saucy. I can't work it out but it looks ike a dildo, masquerading as a novelty sponge.

    PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 18:05 | X
  • Secret Santa was banned at my old workplace...

    this was after an escalating campaign of deliberately purchasing insulting/hurtful presents for colleagues that were disliked.

    Matters came to a head when the office diet expert (you know, one of those 'bubbly' women who talks a good diet...between mouthfuls) unwrapped her gift to reveal a family size steak and kidney pie.

    SHE WENT MENTAL. Tears, veiled threats, stormed out of the room, etc etc. Meanwhile everyone else was pissing themselves.

    Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 18:06 | X
  • Sounds like a travel size pre-anal hygiene kit.

    Alex-in-Ciderland @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 18:07 | X
    anal_schwarzenegger this'd this
  • hahaha

    japes @Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 18:08 | X
  • meaning....i was closest with my guess

    what do i win

    fappable @Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 19:02 | X
  • anal beads

    Epimer @fappable | 6 Dec '12, 19:08 | X
  • that is a bit cruel

    josh @Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 19:08 | X
    japes this'd this
  • yesssssssssssss

    fappable @Epimer | 6 Dec '12, 19:09 | X
  • You're telling me...it was from ASDA.

    Alex-in-Ciderland @josh | 6 Dec '12, 19:11 | X
  • standard

    NickDS @fappable | 6 Dec '12, 19:23 | X
  • the monsters

    NickDS @Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 19:25 | X
  • everyone who was laughing should've had a family sized s&k pie smooshed into their faces

    what a bunch of wankers

    mug_mug_mug @Alex-in-Ciderland | 6 Dec '12, 19:30 | X
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