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no secret santa this year
also check out this hilarious email sent to everyone today (copied in full)
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HelloJust to inform you that the Christmas Party has now been cancelled.
Sorry
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I wasn't going anyway but I mean howay.
Last year's secret santa right, I got this guy The Timewaster Letters, Tres Hombres by ZZ Top and a signed photo of James Perch ALL FOR TEN POUNDS (I knew he liked NUFC/ZZ Top/Funny stuff)
TEN POUNDS. THE BUDGET WAS TEN POUNDS.
I received from this guy A HEAD MASSAGER WITH THE FIVE QUID PRICE TAG STILL ON IT
It was sad guys. I may never do secret santa again.
that's grim
the beatings will continue until morale improves
If anyone gets one of those novelty plastic boob aprons, find out where they were bought plz
Would look great on my boss.
I got some excellent rude stickies
Like the kind you use for sticking on the signing dockets of contracts thtas have to be executed. They say fuck and stuff on them :D
And osmething that... I think miught be a bit saucy. I can't work it out but it looks ike a dildo, masquerading as a novelty sponge.
Secret Santa was banned at my old workplace...
this was after an escalating campaign of deliberately purchasing insulting/hurtful presents for colleagues that were disliked.
Matters came to a head when the office diet expert (you know, one of those 'bubbly' women who talks a good diet...between mouthfuls) unwrapped her gift to reveal a family size steak and kidney pie.
SHE WENT MENTAL. Tears, veiled threats, stormed out of the room, etc etc. Meanwhile everyone else was pissing themselves.
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anal_schwarzenegger this'd this
meaning....i was closest with my guess
what do i win
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japes this'd this
everyone who was laughing should've had a family sized s&k pie smooshed into their faces
what a bunch of wankers
place your bets here:
anal beads.