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anal beads.

also check out this hilarious email sent to everyone today (copied in full)

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Hello

Just to inform you that the Christmas Party has now been cancelled.

Sorry

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I wasn't going anyway but I mean howay.

Last year's secret santa right, I got this guy The Timewaster Letters, Tres Hombres by ZZ Top and a signed photo of James Perch ALL FOR TEN POUNDS (I knew he liked NUFC/ZZ Top/Funny stuff)

TEN POUNDS. THE BUDGET WAS TEN POUNDS.

I received from this guy A HEAD MASSAGER WITH THE FIVE QUID PRICE TAG STILL ON IT

It was sad guys. I may never do secret santa again.

Would look great on my boss.

Like the kind you use for sticking on the signing dockets of contracts thtas have to be executed. They say fuck and stuff on them :D

And osmething that... I think miught be a bit saucy. I can't work it out but it looks ike a dildo, masquerading as a novelty sponge.

this was after an escalating campaign of deliberately purchasing insulting/hurtful presents for colleagues that were disliked.

Matters came to a head when the office diet expert (you know, one of those 'bubbly' women who talks a good diet...between mouthfuls) unwrapped her gift to reveal a family size steak and kidney pie.

SHE WENT MENTAL. Tears, veiled threats, stormed out of the room, etc etc. Meanwhile everyone else was pissing themselves.