how many DiSsers have been in your house?
moousee
darwindude
james_
scout
wilykit
deadonthestairs
pickledeouf
jordan22222229
dash_and_blast
gowman
incandeza_
has andyvine? i can't remember
so that's 11 (or 12 if andyvine has been there)
maybe more if moousee has been smuggling anyone in i suppose
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feel a bit like i might have forgotten someone but can't think who it might be
Me you goyt
yer what?
you never came to my house!
you were going to but you cancelled :(
oh wait, you're thinking of where the gig was aren't you?
that wasn't my house
Oh yeah
You only told me about 35 times when I was there
none! are you mad?!
Nice try
but no.
my house in scotland
chintzy
meow
scout
monipenni
xylopwn
that other one
ummmm.......
my flat in london:
chintzy, monipenni, that other one, richyblue, soon to be lots more over xmas
my flat in Manchester; gowman, rocknrollmassacre, ..... I can't remember. there must have been many more than that....
back in wentworth
there was also
darcy
hyg
mousee
scout
And what a night that was...
*does hip gyrating dance*.
ahaHA
jesus.
wait
Stealthy?
brad (what's his username?)
artbaretta
my favourite buit was when stealthy came ot live with us, like our housecat
when I became short-term addicted to weed.
meths
alright, Branson, chill out.
you were always welcome at my manchester flat
you stupid plum
come on, we need accuracy
alright two homes
dan_thw, of course.
and fappable
man, i am SHITE at this.
AND FIDEL_CATSTRO
I will probably think of a few more if i keep going.
Of course.
you're welcome
Really?
I'll be there for 7.30 - I'll bring wine.
great, craigfoley will let you in while i'm out at my work do
Make yourseleves comfortable.
Hi, I got bored waiting,
so I decided to rearrange your CDs so that they're ordered by spine colour.
Looks good. I couldn't find anything though, so then I decided to rearrange the CDs within the CD cases, so that they're in alphabetical order by album.
Much better.
why do you have so many houses?
0
None.
Zero at any of my main places
Just Fapps at my temporary residences.
that fucking sofa bed
so uncomfortable
fix
fix
2
just DarwinDude.
Um, three I think, including me.
Jordan_229 and the ladyfriend (who lurks now and then).
It's not really practical to have people over to mine as it's just a room in a shared house.
as in the ladyfriend lurks on DiS,
Not that she lurks at my house, watching as Jordan and I compare guns.
my gf has an account but has never posted, didn't include her
not sure what it is though
she posted yesterday you div
hahah
never posts but makes note of everything you say
None in current house but about 6 in total
why?
dan_thw
That's the only one I think. He did a big poo after a football match.
Classic Dan...
None, weirdly.
Meowington and Chintzy dropped me off outside my flat, but never came in with me. I offered them a 'coffee' and everything.
Wasn't it like really late at night and I wanted to go home?
I can't remember.
Probably.
I probably didn't really invite you in.
I just wanted people to think I was a player. Even though in this set up I was snubbed. Even though I made it up. I need to get better at this tall tales stuff.
maybe coffee keeps them up
mooussee has been in my mum's house, the little weasel
we've all been in your mum's house, mate
and when i say house, i of course actually mean knickers.
i believe he's still hanging out the back
He smashed it.
I believe he might have even slept in her bed.
Maybe.
He lets himself in.
she needed some whitewashing
I'd check the backdoors mate, he might have spilt the milk on the front as well.
Me
svenrokk
maybe mug_mug_mug, idk.
OMG I forgot Dicko
Sorry Adam <3
:D
yeah, he's a sneaky one that mugs
mostly I just look in people's windows and see what they're watching on tv
+ guntrip
I'm not sure if icwar has or not. We need to implement a guestbook system.
people just freely walking in and out
it's like you live on Ramsay street or something
people just coming in without knocking and taking OJ out of your fridge
MISS YOUR HOUSE
and faces xxx
This has been a disaster
no I haven't been to your house
I did get invited once though I think
one
I had that Batman Forever band from 'ere in my house once.
I left them some Pringles in case.
I can't wait for craigfoley2000 to come to my house in the holidays
no i haven't
Scout might have been in my house coz she knows my housemate but she thinks he's weird so maybe just me
i feel like you should have been, but i couldn't recall a specific time
maybe now i never will you fucking deserter
come and visit us in oxford it you want?
yeah alright
<3
L:D
have you got a hat on there?
i have! R:D
hat_race
not enough
i've been in commandercool's flat. slept on a wooden sofa bed. it was lovely.
i have not had anyone in my flat though both brusma and cocodaLOL have long standing invites.
Now THAT is a party
Zero
and the place is rigged like Home Alone to make sure it keeps that way
^ a child separated from is living in fear in Lucien's home.
from it's family* DAMNITFUCK
its*
DIE
haha you look a right dick
so gutted
What, you've balanced a tin of paint on top of the fridge door,
And put some micromachines in the vegetable tray?
Does that freak you out, marckee?
Then stay away from my crib.
That last word means house, cracker.
Canning Town is enough of a deterant anyway.
this one, 0
Current house
5 I think
House before that
8 I think
Most of them don't post anymore/very rarely post. SO I WON'T BOTHER NAMING THEM
House before that
8 I think
You offered me a place to sleep post Fenino 2, which was very kind.
Although it would have made the taxi situation even more complex.
you've only been outside mine, I don't know why
moousse
chintzy
fidel catstro
unfamiliar
andyvine
meowington
Mr meowington
darwindude
still_here
rocknrollmassacre
songs_about_ducking
deadonthestairs
I think there are probably quite a few more but I can't remember who
after the stories of your housemate i'm scared
I'd love you to meet her :D
oh, whatever jake is called on here too
I think that's it now
you've only been outside mine, I don't know why
probably not even discarded Wedding Present lyric
Current house:
mooussee, wilykit, viney, alcxxk
Old house:
Scout
Older house:
noise_annoys, mashallow
Probably some more idk
.
So far I've only featured in one house referred to in this thread.
Invite me over you bunch of pricks. I'm really polite.
no way you're still not allowed in my house
come on over
I'll fix your profile :)
I always have been more ugly from the side :(
haha
no
this is quite a good thread for seeing who has shagged who
Where is Ho_fo with his diagram?
although, naturally, it won't account for all of the DiSsers who've been sucked off in the smoking shed out the back of the windmill
i can't be responsible for keeping track of which members of the LME have herpes
yeah I'm not naming names in this thread
thank goodness I just made all of mine up
*backtracks furiously*
maybe everyone who has been in c_r house
has been involved in some kind of multiple-person sex act.
who would know except for those people?
no, I would definitely have told the boards
We know this, at least.
^elaborate bluff? double bluff? triple bluff?
trying to give the MME more glamorous edge
Chelsea Hotel, Withington branch.
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And I'd like to keep it that way.
I was going to invite you on a drinking binge when you were in Edinburgh
but I totally forgot. You should though. You'd like it.
Oh I only went over for a few days in the end
rather than working there for the month so I wouldn't have had time anyway. Still thinking of moving over for a bit at some point though.
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And I'd like to keep it that way.
no need to bang on about it
Actually one of my friends must have an account
cos he joined his old band through the Musicians board. DOES HE COUNT?
Also I am a diser and I've been in my house I guess
4 people
no ones been in mine
but I've pooed in 5 different disers houses.
name them
now THIS is a thread
Interestingly
even though I've never met any of you, I've pooed in at least 8 of your houses #shittyninja
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
*Crouching Tiger, Hidden Grogan
* Crouching Tiger, Shitting Dragon
come on.
throbbing tiger, hidden gristle
*Squatting Tiger, Hidden Kiwi
Squatting Loo Dog, Hidden Faeces
but its my new favourite game to play
dont wanna ruin it. people might get jealous.
Stop doing that you raging great Theo
^jealous
Had loads round last NYE pre Playhouse
So many so that I had to say some people couldn't come because my flat was literally standing room only (it's small, I invited too many people) and the toilet wouldn't flush because there was literally NO water left in the flat
2
Dan_thw - challenged me to drunken FIFA at 2:30am when I had work the next day, the cunt.
Guntrip - I think he bought me cider? All round good egg.
shucks and Ibzo, I think
but they don't really count.
I'd had more who would count in a previous flat, but obviously I couldn't keep living there.
4 including me
are we just listing people without asking that's a bit rude
Also you can come to my flat if you want. I've put the Xmas lights up and everything.
Including my former housemate
3.
actually
probably loads. found out my old housemate is friends with a few people off the boards. hey guys.
which housemate?
****
Fuck
all of those ones that you said
plus Bizzy, chintz, rocknrollmassacre, whatever ben and sarah are called on here.
current house, that's what i mean
Um...
xylopwn
PO
Hip_young
87joe
Darwin_dude
Guntrip
Bamos
I think that might be it...
haha
Things you don't see anymore because they have become obsolete.
Price guns. I can't remember the last time I seen one of these in action or seen a price sticker on something.
Oops, this was meant to be a topic and not a post in this thread.
But yeah. Someone invite me over and I shall have a few drinks.
bring those pricing guns with you
pricing guns are so party.
Beamish Museum still use price guns
As do Tyne and Wear Museums.
I might be wrong about Tyne and Wear Museums actually
SORRY NEVER MIND.
they use them in the off licence
JUST DOWN FROM MY HOUSE
it's all coming together
;D
really wish you didn't explain this post.
here's a question
my dad used to run a shop (just over the road from the school grimmy went to). he used to get me to price stuff up on the weekend but sometimes i'd be reducing the price on things and he used to INSIST that i took the old label off instead of just sticking a new label over the old one. he would say it was ILLEGAL to put a cheaper price over a more expensive one. is that true?
It's illegal.
And you just told the Internet.
wish I could ^this the subject line
zero
you can all come though
zero
you can all cunt off though
have had prettyshittygangbang around a couple of times
a total wanker
I went round prison_keith's place once
after that botched bank job
it's a veritable Ho's Ho of DiSers!
thesoundofb**tards (well, it's his house)
sadpunk
happyhandsclub
spanish
bipolarbear
dom_gourlay
seeingotherpeople
ghostpony
aboynamedgoo
colleen
i think snowbrigade did, maybe.
people i'd love to have over;
cat_race
pickledoeuf
cillacrack
no-one else.
Ho's Ho!!
:D
Stick it up yer arse then
it's like he doesn't know how great we are
Bull shit he knows how great i am
He's doing this to rile me
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jesus_son, alcxxck, rocknrollmassacre, 1_234589, walkingwithwolves, eltham, brusma, proslo, & probably quite a few more I can't remember.
would you like to come to my house?
yes please
where is your house?
manchester
but from in a bit of time, early next year, it will be oxford
too far away im sorry
maybe next time
wwaaaahhhhhh
oh and verbal
lemonbrickcombo?
Or did he live there too? I had no idea that was your house.
Oh wait no, wrong house.
I remember now.
verbal lived there for a month or so, that was the flat in bow
hey I remember walkingwithwolves
oh and claire. I totally forget what her username was.
2 so far
PO and Darcy
Not at the same time.
He should be so lucky.
Good job.
Given how both of those people's favourite topics are themselves.
<burn>
yeah alright guys
everyone knows they're only about two people who actually use DiS, both on multiple accounts, you can stop all this now
svenrokk, fuck_this_band, dionisio, harryaintemo, jono_key, wilykit might have (when I lived with his sister), and a few others who's usernames I can't remember/no longer post.