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if not 2

and even that is a struggle usually

Or at least I could a few years ago.

I have freakishly large hands for a man of my height.

they're certainly not pretty

and even then I struggle. SMall hands, a bit clumsy.

Would never attempt more.

if I have a tray, 3 if I have to just use my girly hands

No point carrying more, really, just in case.

If there's one or two of you, no worries.

If there's more than two of you, just get someone to come to the bar with you, or walk back, it won't kill you or anything.

but this is only to be attempted when you have a clear path back to the table, if it's busy there's no chance

but it always feels as though I'm fighting physics so I don't attempt it unless theres didgy looking mopes at the bar who'll swipe them

in a diamond formation. Only works with certain glasses tho. Rarely go beyond 3 these days as it's too much hassle

It won't kill me not to but it COULD get me laid.

no bother

that you get in 'spoons are good for carrying 4 pints. Not good carrying 4 in standard glasses though.

Really easy to carry four of those. Also ale glasses with handles - 4 is pretty easy

and wanky Belgian beer chalices are the worst for carrying multiple pints.

Make a heart with your thumbs and index fingers, and a pyramid on top of that with your middle fingers. That's how I do it.

one balanced on top in the middle of the three

LIKE A PINT PYRAMID

*everyone looks over*

(FIX)

Which you definitely aren't by the way, there's no reason I couldn't do about eight

And with the right glass my index fingers can keep a fifth glass in between each other

Greedily I just thought about smashing as many in one hand and using the other hand underneath as emergency support.

Divide and conquer, or something.

Where's the fourth going?

They slip around and the forces that you can put to wedge 4 straight glasses together don't work on standard glasses. Don't get me started on Belgian beer glasses.

Sorry for stealing all your ^thisses, you deserve them pal.

Mostly safer to go with three.

On Saturday at the pub I go to before QPR, I was trying to carry four. The barman say me struggling and gave me a tray. Everyone stared at me with the complete derision I deserved

8 with the help of my scrotum

Cheers

you'd be lucky to get three of them in one go

Most of my mates seem more impressed than they should be that I can manage 3. One of the most basic man-skills, surely.

on plastic pint glasses (are they glasses? cups?) is the brim that juts out a bit there so that you can hold it in your teeth?

You need to buck your ideas up, son.

I have one hand and hold one in my hand and one from my teeth.

with some spillage.

But I'm so clumsy that I can't confidently carry more than one pint at a time.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/03/article-1328275779563-11682AB3000005DC-944228_636x385.jpg But horizontal. A glass in each quadrant.

Did I not like that

absolute animals. it's not clever. if i'm drinking rounds with someone and this happens they had better believe that it doesn't count as their round. just ask for help or do two trips. easy

They were developed by gig venues after pint-wielding punters were unable to clap the bands, causing the artists to be so demoralized that they'd just go home after 3 songs. This was also the genesis of post-rock.

I just put my fingers around them and pressed them together and by some miracle they got there in one piece.

Four pints is easier than three pints and a lady drink though.

two under the armpit.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/08/mal-what.gif

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4517/article121844406b80d530.jpg

Whilst riding a unicycle

So satisfying.

i can barely carry 2

water, about 13

thumbs and middle fingers extended round two on each side of one clamped in the middle.

I reckon.