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if not 2

and even that is a struggle usually

Or at least I could a few years ago.

I have freakishly large hands for a man of my height.

and even then I struggle. SMall hands, a bit clumsy.

Would never attempt more.

if I have a tray, 3 if I have to just use my girly hands

No point carrying more, really, just in case.

If there's one or two of you, no worries.

If there's more than two of you, just get someone to come to the bar with you, or walk back, it won't kill you or anything.

but this is only to be attempted when you have a clear path back to the table, if it's busy there's no chance

but it always feels as though I'm fighting physics so I don't attempt it unless theres didgy looking mopes at the bar who'll swipe them

in a diamond formation. Only works with certain glasses tho. Rarely go beyond 3 these days as it's too much hassle

Make a heart with your thumbs and index fingers, and a pyramid on top of that with your middle fingers. That's how I do it.

no bother

Really easy to carry four of those. Also ale glasses with handles - 4 is pretty easy

*everyone looks over*

(FIX)

Mostly safer to go with three.

On Saturday at the pub I go to before QPR, I was trying to carry four. The barman say me struggling and gave me a tray. Everyone stared at me with the complete derision I deserved

8 with the help of my scrotum

on plastic pint glasses (are they glasses? cups?) is the brim that juts out a bit there so that you can hold it in your teeth?

I have one hand and hold one in my hand and one from my teeth.

with some spillage.

But I'm so clumsy that I can't confidently carry more than one pint at a time.

Did I not like that

I just put my fingers around them and pressed them together and by some miracle they got there in one piece.

two under the armpit.

Whilst riding a unicycle

i can barely carry 2

water, about 13

thumbs and middle fingers extended round two on each side of one clamped in the middle.

I reckon.