I can carry 3. I've never tried to carry more than that but I'd be interested to hear peoples experiences of attempting to carry 4 pints.
if not 2
and even that is a struggle usually
Or at least I could a few years ago.
I have freakishly large hands for a man of my height.
they're certainly not pretty
and even then I struggle. SMall hands, a bit clumsy.
Would never attempt more.
one balanced on top in the middle of the three
LIKE A PINT PYRAMID
Most of my mates seem more impressed than they should be that I can manage 3. One of the most basic man-skills, surely.
if I have a tray, 3 if I have to just use my girly hands
No point carrying more, really, just in case.
If there's one or two of you, no worries.
If there's more than two of you, just get someone to come to the bar with you, or walk back, it won't kill you or anything.
It won't kill me not to but it COULD get me laid.
but this is only to be attempted when you have a clear path back to the table, if it's busy there's no chance
Four pints is easier than three pints and a lady drink though.
but it always feels as though I'm fighting physics so I don't attempt it unless theres didgy looking mopes at the bar who'll swipe them
in a diamond formation. Only works with certain glasses tho. Rarely go beyond 3 these days as it's too much hassle
that you get in 'spoons are good for carrying 4 pints. Not good carrying 4 in standard glasses though.
and wanky Belgian beer chalices are the worst for carrying multiple pints.
They slip around and the forces that you can put to wedge 4 straight glasses together don't work on standard glasses. Don't get me started on Belgian beer glasses.
you'd be lucky to get three of them in one go
Make a heart with your thumbs and index fingers, and a pyramid on top of that with your middle fingers. That's how I do it.
And with the right glass my index fingers can keep a fifth glass in between each other
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/03/article-1328275779563-11682AB3000005DC-944228_636x385.jpg But horizontal. A glass in each quadrant.
Where's the fourth going?
Which you definitely aren't by the way, there's no reason I couldn't do about eight
Greedily I just thought about smashing as many in one hand and using the other hand underneath as emergency support.
Divide and conquer, or something.
Really easy to carry four of those. Also ale glasses with handles - 4 is pretty easy
*everyone looks over*
Sorry for stealing all your ^thisses, you deserve them pal.
You need to buck your ideas up, son.
Mostly safer to go with three.
On Saturday at the pub I go to before QPR, I was trying to carry four. The barman say me struggling and gave me a tray. Everyone stared at me with the complete derision I deserved
8 with the help of my scrotum
on plastic pint glasses (are they glasses? cups?) is the brim that juts out a bit there so that you can hold it in your teeth?
They were developed by gig venues after pint-wielding punters were unable to clap the bands, causing the artists to be so demoralized that they'd just go home after 3 songs. This was also the genesis of post-rock.
I have one hand and hold one in my hand and one from my teeth.
with some spillage.
But I'm so clumsy that I can't confidently carry more than one pint at a time.
Did I not like that
absolute animals. it's not clever. if i'm drinking rounds with someone and this happens they had better believe that it doesn't count as their round. just ask for help or do two trips. easy
I just put my fingers around them and pressed them together and by some miracle they got there in one piece.
two under the armpit.
Whilst riding a unicycle
i can barely carry 2
water, about 13
thumbs and middle fingers extended round two on each side of one clamped in the middle.
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