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Scrotums (or should that be 'scroti')

kostenurky [Edit] [Delete] 71 replies 13:50 December 6th, 2012

Inspired by glancing at a thread called 'Boobs'..

It occured to me today that what a tragic twist of anatomy it is that something so ugly is yet such a wonderful erogenous zone.

Ladies, in case you do not know, what you put into scrotal foreplay, you get back tenfold in a man's ability to control himself over a longer period of time.

Also, a classic 7-letter word that has stolen the show in a scrabble match before. Up there with the time I found 'AMYLASE' on my rack.

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Imagine if there was the equivalent of a bra for your scrotum with a cup for each ball

Don't think I'd wear one

Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 13:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i've made one out of two egg cups and some string
  
  cat_race @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
There are people on this board who are HEAVILY opposed to scrotum play

From reading posts, not from hands-on experience.

I'd need to consult the spreadsheet to see if there's substantial crossover with the repressed weirdos who dislike blowjobs.

Epimer | 6 Dec '12, 13:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Some men dislike blowjobs?
  
  Bad ones or all ones?
  
  Tillance @Epimer | 6 Dec '12, 14:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Only bad men.
    
    thewarn @Tillance | 6 Dec '12, 14:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    Epimer and andyvine this'd this
    - *mad
      
      NoahVale @thewarn | 6 Dec '12, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
So cold at the moment mine look like my Grandad's Chin

craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 13:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Your mum had amylase all over her rack last night

NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 13:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :D
  
  deadonthestairs @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf, joeymahone, and incandenza_ this'd this
I love balls.

Wonderful, fascinating things. Kind of like stress balls but hotter and better.

meowington | 6 Dec '12, 14:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Stress balls?
  
  ouch
  
  NoahVale @meowington | 6 Dec '12, 14:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  untrue this'd this
- This is what my girlfriend says too.
  
  StormJH @meowington | 6 Dec '12, 14:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
still getting the sorta bleachy smell going on, tbh.

forzaborza | 6 Dec '12, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- when will you listen to me
  
  It's quite normal.
  
  PickledOeuf @forzaborza | 6 Dec '12, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
you should try your best to avoid any tragic twists

japes | 6 Dec '12, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- That happened to me in my adolescence
  
  Absolute agony and the mental scars stayed with me as well
  
  Antpocalypsenow @japes | 6 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
If 'scrotum' is 2nd declension neuter

then the plural is 'scrota'

cheers

Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 14:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Romani ite domum
  
  NoahVale @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 14:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ha
    
    mind you, be kinda ironic if 'scrotum' was neuter
    
    Loui_Tacceh @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - stranger things have happened linguistically
      
      kostenurky @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
tell me more about this

I've found that any kind of meaningful ball play means it's virtually game over, load shot, GOODNIGHT. Are you saying it actually prolongs things?

PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- if you wrench the balls off with your teeth and wait a few weeks
  
  then the testosterone should be out of his system and he won't be cumming for hentai lesbians
  
  Loui_Tacceh @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ok, i'll report back in the new year
    
    Subthread- Why does ball size vary so much?
    
    PickledOeuf @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Does it!?!?
      
      monoshono @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - From ball to ball on the same man?
      
      Or on a man to man basis?
      
      Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - on a man to man basis
        
        And it's not just linked to dick size.
        
        PickledOeuf @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Interesting
        
        I have no idea if my balls are abnormally large/small or just normal now. It wasn't something I'd ever considered.
        
        Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        monoshono this'd this
        
        now I'm worried I have small balls
        
        monoshono @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I think I have abnormally small balls.
        
        My housemate has the biggest balls I've ever seen.
        
        deadonthestairs @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        OK
        
        in the interests of science, I'm happy to offer a free ball-check service in the New Year for anybody who is concerned by all of this sizeist chat. Not before then though. Well, maybe before then.
        
        PickledOeuf @deadonthestairs | 6 Dec '12, 14:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Sweet.
        
        I'm okay with my small balls, they make my tiny penis look marginally bigger.
        
        deadonthestairs @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Gutted mate
        
        Mine is fucking massive
        
        Antpocalypsenow @deadonthestairs | 6 Dec '12, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        I'm glad I stole all your ^thisses now, you animal.
        
        deadonthestairs @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        The actual balls themselves - within the scrotum?
        
        monoshono @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        the actual balls I mean
        
        PickledOeuf @monoshono | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        we have a hormonal cycle too yknow
        
        cept ours is more directly linked to the moon, the planets...the general cosmic swirl, yknow
        
        if you must, mine are currently in Pegasus, which is of average tumescence
        
        Loui_Tacceh @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE, ALRIGHT?
      
      CHRIST.
      
      Epimer @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - no
        
        I was seeing a guy once and he always had massive balls, even though he was supposedly getting emptied on a regular basis. I guess some guys produce more?
        
        PickledOeuf @Epimer | 6 Dec '12, 14:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- well i can't speak for every man, but for me yes
  
  and i am i guess someone with more reserves of patience than average.
  
  but..
  
  the trick is to be gentle with them, certainly not suck them like trying to break an everlasting gobstopper.
  and alternation is important too.
  and including base of scrotum in the definition of scrotal play, not just testicles.
  
  kostenurky @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you mean the DREADED perineum?
    
    ooh lordy
    
    Loui_Tacceh @kostenurky | 6 Dec '12, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I'm always gentle
    
    (excpet with teh perinaeum, which needs a robust hand).
    
    PickledOeuf @kostenurky | 6 Dec '12, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - actually, on that subject
      
      since when has tickling the perinaeum delayed ejaculatoin. EXACTLY the opposite in my view, and i say this because i do it quite intently if i'm gettting fed up and want to finish and have a nice sleep.
      
      PickledOeuf @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
There's a guy at my rugby club

And I don't know how we ever discovered this was a talent

BUT

if you arrange four pint glasses as if you were going to try and carry them back from the bar

He can stretch his scrotum and cover all of them.

I also saw a photo of him trying to fit it over a Methuselah but he fell just short apparently

LordLuciusBanter | 6 Dec '12, 14:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i...
  
  just don't.....
  I...
  need to leave this thread now.
  
  PickledOeuf @LordLuciusBanter | 6 Dec '12, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono this'd this
- clue's in the sport, chum
  
  Loui_Tacceh @LordLuciusBanter | 6 Dec '12, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Antpocalypsenow this'd this
- Well well well
  
  That's quite something isn't it
  
  Antpocalypsenow @LordLuciusBanter | 6 Dec '12, 14:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
- get him on britains got talent
  
  the dancing dogs would have no chance
  
  japes @LordLuciusBanter | 6 Dec '12, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
PO: A couple of things

Ball size: I read a study once that suggested ball size was related to intelligence i.e. the bigger the nads, the more intelligent the fella
Ball play: As mentioned in previous threads, if you will knock around with 20-something hormone-fuelled lads, you should expect a premature ending to procedings. The OP is spot on, ball-play is an excellent feature of ensemble foreplay

NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- if I were knocking around with 20-something hormone-fuelled lads
  
  I'd at least expect a night out of it
  
  Loui_Tacceh @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  deadonthestairs this'd this
- CG has MASSIVE balls.
  
  Figures.
  
  meowington @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Only because they are so swollen
    
    craigfoley2000 @meowington | 6 Dec '12, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
- NO! this dude with huge nads, he wasn't that clever
  
  And I shagged a guy at oxford who had totesy balls and he did PPE, so must have been clever.
  
  I need to extend my field of research, clearly.
  
  And noted re the other stuff.
  
  PickledOeuf @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 15:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
SCROTUMS

deadonthestairs | 6 Dec '12, 14:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
Scrotum to thread

no-class | 6 Dec '12, 14:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- pretty disappointed he didn't start the thread
  
  incandenza_ @no-class | 6 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fix

Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^
  
  japes @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
I've met gobstopper girl

not something I wish to experience again

slavestate | 6 Dec '12, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can we have a subthread about fun names for balls please?

Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Pinky and the Brains
  
  craigfoley2000 @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Itchy and Scratchy
    
    craigfoley2000 @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
      
      craigfoley2000 @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - :''D
        
        Antpocalypsenow @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
      - Autechre
        
        Loui_Tacceh @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ed
        
        japes @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 15:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - David and Goliath
        
        commandercool @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Punkin' Puss & Mushmouse
        
        ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punkin%27_Puss_%26_Mushmouse )
        
        craigfoley2000 @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Stephen and the twins
        
        felson @craigfoley2000 | 6 Dec '12, 15:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmHf_1kqJc0

josh | 6 Dec '12, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antpocalypsenow this'd this
cock or ball?

not something I've ever been go(n)aded into playing.

but the concept is so perfectly juvenile that the mere thought of it is guaranteed to crack me up every time.

TheWza | 6 Dec '12, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
69 postssssssssssssss

Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply

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