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legz_akimbo [Edit] [Delete] 43 replies 11:15 December 6th, 2012

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fungus

japes | 6 Dec '12, 11:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
paedophile

NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 11:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
pus

NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
gusset

PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Nah
  
  big fan of gussets
  
  NoahVale @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
copraphilia

NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
moist

PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

plasticniki this'd this
- http://i.imgur.com/Y9o0p.png
  
  japes @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- there's a shop in Southampton's Bargate Centre called
  
  Moist.
  
  It doesn't even sell sexy stuff.
  
  plasticniki @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - jesus
    
    horrendous bargate flashbacks
    
    ethricdouble @plasticniki | 6 Dec '12, 12:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
ferret

PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
guestimate

podge | 6 Dec '12, 11:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

chickenbones this'd this
- or guesstimate
  
  podge @podge | 6 Dec '12, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  chickenbones and film_maker this'd this
  - or gussetimate
    
    japes @podge | 6 Dec '12, 11:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    chickenbones this'd this
Buggy

Steved | 6 Dec '12, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
none really, they're just words

cat_race | 6 Dec '12, 11:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
- and words are all I have
  
  to take your heart away
  
  japes @cat_race | 6 Dec '12, 11:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  cat_race this'd this
502 bad gateway

deadonthestairs | 6 Dec '12, 11:26 | X | ^ This | Reply

japes this'd this
there's a word in Swedish - glidslem

pronounced gleed-slem

literally 'glide slime'

it's a medical lubricant

that

Body_In_The_Thames | 6 Dec '12, 11:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ooooh
  
  PickledOeuf @Body_In_The_Thames | 6 Dec '12, 11:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it's especially icky because the 'ee' sound you make in Swedish is all glotally and salivary
    
    Body_In_The_Thames @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - GLOTAL
      
      Now there's a word I can get in front of.
      
      PickledOeuf @Body_In_The_Thames | 6 Dec '12, 11:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - 2 ts innit
        
        my mistake
        soz
        
        Body_In_The_Thames @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 11:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Glottal
        
        STOP
        
        PickledOeuf @Body_In_The_Thames | 6 Dec '12, 12:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        STAMMER TIME
        
        Body_In_The_Thames @PickledOeuf | 6 Dec '12, 12:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        japes and NoahVale this'd this
cuddle

prison_keith | 6 Dec '12, 11:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
Cleft

slavestate | 6 Dec '12, 11:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- coupled with ''moist''
  
  Very evocative
  
  NoahVale @slavestate | 6 Dec '12, 11:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
Comic.

meowington | 6 Dec '12, 11:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Sans
  
  joeymahone @meowington | 6 Dec '12, 11:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
when people moan about whether it's a gig or a show

cat_race | 6 Dec '12, 11:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- it depends if the performer is dancing
  
  japes @cat_race | 6 Dec '12, 11:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - no it just doesn't matter either way
    
    same thing
    
    cat_race @japes | 6 Dec '12, 11:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Buggy the ferret chose this moment to speak, spattering Fungus the Paedophile with glottal pus: "My cleft has grown moist 'meath my gusser

Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 11:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- fucking phone
  
  'neath my gusset, and I guesstimate a cuddle would be most comic, sans tongue, perchance?
  
  Loui_Tacceh @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 11:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - close quote
    
    Whereupon Fungus reached inside his poopy fistula and from the mingy gape he wrenched a single canker, before prolapsing violently in joy
    
    Loui_Tacceh @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - then they all wallowed in congealing glidslem until Buggy queefed
      
      Loui_Tacceh @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - oh yeah, fistula
      
      *boak*
      
      japes @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - twas brillig and the slivey toves
      
      NoahVale @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Loui_Tacceh this'd this
      - wasn't it slithy tho
        
        n the mome raths outgrabe
        
        Loui_Tacceh @NoahVale | 6 Dec '12, 12:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        until Fungus caused them a rectal infarction
        
        Loui_Tacceh @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :D
        
        Yes ''slithy'' is right. Not bad considering I haven't read it for about 25 years though. Even so, I'm sure old Lewis never mentioned anything about a rectal infarction...
        
        NoahVale @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Dec '12, 12:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Derek

SarahIsPi | 6 Dec '12, 12:17 | X | ^ This | Reply

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