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Do you reckon poogirl ever really happened or is it a classic festival myth
Attempts to retrieve it but falls in
is small enough to fit through the hole
i've been to leeds loads of time (although not for about 6 or 7 years now, maybe a little more)
they were always standard portaloos. i couldn't get my whole leg through that hole
they just have to go in a hole?
and she does a poo on the floor and wipes her bum on the grass like a dog then just gets up and walks off.
I had no idea! Dirty bugger.
I've definitely heard it about a man too. And one who was overcome by the fumes and drowned.
Although, what was the inquest report on this guy: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-13918856
and fell off the top of it. Everyone was shouting monkeyboy. Used to have a photo of him in mid-air that I found on the internet later. It was dead high.
It was in the sun and everything: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2621557/Meet-girl-who-got-stuck-in-toilet-at-the-Leeds-Festival.html
One of my friends was on first aid duty at the time when she got sent in...
me and my mate were trying to sneak in as we only had day tickets, and i was like "look, if we just climb through this really dark puddled shubery it leads straight in to the camp site" and she was like "im not sure about this fapps" and i was like "its cool, look im walking in now" I had my bag lifted over my head incase it got a bit wet, becasue the water was about ankle length, but we had wellies so it was fine, then all of a sudden i fall sideways in to this massive stank pit, neck high in dirt water and im beggind my mate to get in too, because she needs to get to the other side. Amazingly, she drunkenly obliged and so by this point we're both neck high in sludge water, all our belongings lng gone by now, my phone, money, tin aeveything, gone to the deep depths of the murky water, and i trudge over to the other side which is kind of like a bank and see feet walking towards the campsite. I'm all like trying to get up on the ledge but theres too many trees in the way so i think i'll start climbing up or trying to get peoples attention, but the people who do notice are just laughing hysterically as they walk past..eventually about 10 minutes later this golf cart security man comes and plucks us from the infection ridden water, im covered in cuts, mud, twigs, you name it and they stick us into the medical tent where, because im so drunk and pissed about losing my shit im shouting "I'VE LOST MY PHONE, MY MONEY, MY BAG AND MOST OF ALL I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY" and i was complaining so much about being cold they had to undress me, wrap me in that tin foil stuff , and put me in one of the ambulances out the front with the heating on. THIS IS THE BEST BIT: I got woken up by one of the team around 7am the next morning, my mate is on the ambulance floor next to me looking like a wrapped up ham joint, and i'm all bemused as to why im in an ambulance in just my bra and knickers, and then it dawns on me, and becasue my clothes were so hideously ruined and wet and im like I DONT HAVE ANY CLOTHES WHAT CAN I WEAR, this guy comes in with this YELLOE see through plastic bin bag covered in "Clinical Waste" and he makes little arm holes and a head hole, and dresses me in it.
Moments later I'm out in the harsh relaity of a festival on a Sunday morning walking around in a plastic bin bag covered in mud and twigs and god knows what else, and my mates clock me from the distance and they just all start laughing and pointing just saying they aren't surprised what so ever.
Something very similar happened to me once, but it wasn't as interesting or funny as your story.
good work. top festivaling.
I'm sure there's a moral in there somewhere too.. but I'm chuckling too much to work it out.
I mean, is there £20 in a purse in a swamp outside the Reading festival site somewhere for anyone to find?
but a great tale nevertheless.
"Clinical Waste" is the best conclusion to any DiS story ever.
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
... To web browse in a festival toilet?
Near enough everyone I've thought about visiting has shit covering every surface! If you must, then get in and out as quick as you can. No time for surfing...
Needless to say I have kept a VERY firm grip on it.
And on the phone. WAYHEY!
but i was pretty concious someone would come in so ot tense. my bum muscles tensed up and i ad to grab a chunk dangling out my anus. wis i was lyin
turned up at the box office still wearing a weekend wristband from the previous year they'd let you in for free?
Bollocks obviously, but someone always 'knew' a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who'd done it...honest.
With a pair of legs sticking up in the air, a crowd of onlookers and some bemused firemen clearly trying not to laugh
There is a SECRET message hidden at the end of this post. FUCK YE! lmao
dvve | 13 Apr '16, 21:13 | ^ This | Reply
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