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PickledOeuf [Edit] [Delete] 258 replies 14:43 December 5th, 2012

I promised a boobs thread. I can't think of what to put here.

So let's do two things.

1. Make this the inane thread.
2. Make it a this thread for favourite bra style.

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Wonderbra

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBs

monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
this almost has less content than some of my threads

just whip yours out for a bit

cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
T-shirt bra

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

msmonipenni this'd this
Balconette bra

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

DarwinDude, urbanfox, PickledOeuf, Scout, and cherrycola this'd this
- What does this mean?
  
  Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it's like a 'shelf' bra
    
    See below for a link
    
    PickledOeuf @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 16:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Got to be honest, even with the helpful picture I'm sturggling to see how it's like a shelf?
      
      Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - jesus man
        
        It hoists your boobs up just a little (not as much as a push up) so that they look like they're making a kind of shelf.
        
        PickledOeuf @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Oh, the BOOBS are the shelf, not the bra itself. I see now.
        
        Thanks for your assistance, you've been very helpful.
        
        Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 17:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sports bra

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- My sports bra is ridiculous
  
  It's a level 4 shock absorber so it's like an iron girder clamped around my chest, but it has a back like this http://images.figleaves.com/product/290x371/r703175-p706587-back.jpg so I have to pull it over my head an it's genuinely distressing.
  Apart from that it's amazing though. When i jump about wearing it i can feel my bottom wobbling more than my chest.
  
  Tillance @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - THey are a frightening piece of kit
    
    I have a shock absorber one too, but i don;'t think it's as hardcore as that.
    
    have you seen the bounceometer? I want to search for it but it's NVSFW
    
    PickledOeuf @Tillance | 5 Dec '12, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - here's a watered down version
      
      Still not desperately SFW
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv2GGFbwmlU
      
      PickledOeuf @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - D : D
      
      Tillance @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I popped one on the other day to see how it worked (The process of getting it on and off that is)
    
    Difficult innit, you people have my sympathy
    
    Antpocalypsenow @Tillance | 5 Dec '12, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
you can't think of what to put here

REALLY

ideserve2 | 5 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

japes this'd this
Trainer bra

(careful now)

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bandeau bra

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
strapless

cheers and cheers

Mehodor | 5 Dec '12, 14:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes, you beat me too that one
  
  (although many bandeas are strapless too)
  
  PickledOeuf @Mehodor | 5 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
Slightly too small bra

andyvine | 5 Dec '12, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I understand it's not as comfortable
  
  I do understand that...
  
  andyvine @andyvine | 5 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - a slightly too small balconette bra
    
    is basically my entire pulling technique in one fell swoop
    
    PickledOeuf @andyvine | 5 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
The word boob

looks a bit like a bra being pulled apart sideways and revealing thee mammaries therein.

eltham | 5 Dec '12, 14:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

PickledOeuf this'd this
- ...nice
  
  monoshono @eltham | 5 Dec '12, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - thre's also that thing about when you use a capital b so you write
    
    Boob
    
    then that's a top view, a front view and a side view
    
    cat_race @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 14:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    andyvine this'd this
    - ...woah
      
      monoshono @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 14:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      japes, Antelope, PickledOeuf, NickDS, Smee, Antpocalypsenow, JaguarPirate, rainmaker, DeadJames, gecko, pichaelmarker, stalecloud, citizenmeh, spiritofjazz, and hanshotfirst this'd this
not too fussy about bra types tbh

ethricdouble | 5 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
I got some of these last week

http://tinyurl.com/bn3x83d
They look a bit ugly, but they're SO comfortable and perfect for wearing around the house.

I don't like push up bras because I don't like it when my boobs touch each other. I also tend to fall out of them which I know isn't supposed to happen.

Tillance | 5 Dec '12, 14:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- they look super comfy
  
  and good for wearing under baggier tops.
  
  PickledOeuf @Tillance | 5 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
Any bra is fine as long as it fits well. I have a keen eye for such things.

monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 14:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes and no
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7200986
  
  andyvine @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
I would like to go to an Agent Provocateur show

slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 14:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes, me too
  
  although some of their underwear is a bit nasty. You should go for a browse in the victoria's secrets store in Bond St. It's great. This reminds me, I have an illadvised purchase that I need to take back there before friday or else I won't be able to change it :o
  
  PickledOeuf @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Lunch?
    
    I got taken into that chain one that I forget the name of. Truly nasty stuff. I prefer simple bras, not something from an Italian porno
    
    slavestate @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I agree
      
      A simple well cut bra in a nice material is better than lots of scratchy shit with cut-out panels and the like, which are mostly truly horrifying.
      
      I have a pass to the top floor salon at VS where you have a roof terrace to cavort on while you try stuff on. And a free standing bath, for some reason. (i neither cavorted, nor bathed on my visit there, fyi)
      
      PickledOeuf @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - 8 *
        
        And how does one get one of these passes? I'm asking for a friend
        
        slavestate @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        DaddyorChips this'd this
        
        I had one which I used up when thye'd just opened
        
        I've managed to get one from a girl at work who prefers to use bravissimo for bras and has given me hers. I need to pretend to be Abigail.
        
        PickledOeuf @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - intriguing
    
    andyvine @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 14:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    slavestate this'd this
    - Sorry to disappoint
      
      I misjudged their sizings in that particular range (always comes up small) and momentarily forgot that I look absolutely washed out in ivory.
      
      PickledOeuf @andyvine | 5 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - me too
        
        deadonthestairs @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        andyvine this'd this
- I used to sell underwear and had to go to two lingerie exhibitions every year
  
  One at the NEC and one in Harrogate. It was a tough job but someone had to do it
  
  NoahVale @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - how do you get a gig like that?
    
    I'd like a job like that.
    
    PickledOeuf @NoahVale | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Used to work for my old man - wholesale underwear
      
      In all honesty, it was a good place to go to find out what the big companies would be selling in a few months time so we could plan our range. The fact that it involved staring at size 8/10 models in revealing lingerie was just a bonus.
      
      NoahVale @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
- they're more boring than you'd think
  
  cocodaLOL @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Can be undone one-handed

using the left hand

NoahVale | 5 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

NickDS this'd this
- or right
  
  might be fingering with the left
  
  slavestate @NoahVale | 5 Dec '12, 14:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  DaddyorChips this'd this
- Why is it much easier to undo a girls bra with the left hand?
  
  TheSoundofBastards @NoahVale | 5 Dec '12, 15:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - It's like buttons n zips
    
    They all do up the same way. That makes it easier to undo them with the left hand (right hand if you are standing behind).
    
    NoahVale @TheSoundofBastards | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - *finger
    
    PickledOeuf @TheSoundofBastards | 5 Dec '12, 15:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - too busy liveblogging with my right
      
      slavestate @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Epimer this'd this
I used to have a decent pair when I was 12

Fortunately puberty/growth in general was very kind to me.

Aaron | 5 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
shameless.

meths | 5 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
(.Y.) s

japes | 5 Dec '12, 14:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
The kind that's easy to tear off as I make my conquest.

DaddyorChips | 5 Dec '12, 14:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :'D
  
  as if
  
  andyvine @DaddyorChips | 5 Dec '12, 14:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Let me have this, just once (is what I generally say to the woman I'm with).
    
    DaddyorChips @andyvine | 5 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Begging is always attrative
      
      andyvine @DaddyorChips | 5 Dec '12, 15:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
I prefer this boob thread

slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 14:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
inane:

going to nandos with my dad tonight, off work to fetch my new guitar (mustang '77) tomorrow, working friday morning then off to atp, off work monday, working tuesday morning, tuesday afternoon is office party, working wednesday and thursday then fucking off for christmas and i just wanted to write all that out cos i feel good

alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *going nandos
  
  alcxxk @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  monoshono and japes this'd this
- really like this post in the middle of all this.
  
  meths @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 17:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  alcxxk this'd this
My missus is breastfeeding at the moment...

She's got these easy access bras which allow her to whack her enlarged whammers out willy nilly. She also has a fair bit of leakage.

Reckoning | 5 Dec '12, 15:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *swoon*
  
  Baby number two due to make an appearance in roughly 9 months from now, then? :DDD
  
  PickledOeuf @Reckoning | 5 Dec '12, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - FILTH
    
    I hope not...we're relying heavily on the GP's assertions that we're DEFINITELY not going to conceive whilst my missus is breastfeeding...
    
    Reckoning @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Now is not a good time to tell you about my friend Joanna
      
      WHo conceived while bf.
      
      (It is freakishly rare for ovulation to start up again until feedin stops, so please don't worry. Janna's a freak.)
      
      PickledOeuf @Reckoning | 5 Dec '12, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - What?!
      
      That's a complete myth! Of course, you can conceive while breastfeeding.
      
      robluvsnic @Reckoning | 6 Dec '12, 12:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sub thread: "titwanks"

Yay or nay?

monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
- If you're offering...
  
  DaddyorChips @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- as their own thing
  
  pretty nay. as an augmentation of a blowie: champion
  
  alcxxk @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ^this
    
    Although if she pops you out of her mouth and starts giving you a titwank, it's probbaly because she's trying to hide the fact you've given her lockjaw.
    
    PickledOeuf @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 15:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cocodaLOL this'd this
    - i'd be a terrible homosexual
      
      i get lockjaw just trying to eat burgers. Is there a cure for this?
      
      Antelope @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ok, i've seen enough in this thread now.
      
      back to work.
      
      meths @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - you entered a thread called Boobs
        
        and you have the temerity to cry about its content?
        Back to work, virgin.
        
        PickledOeuf @meths | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        meths this'd this
        
        i just realised i have one, solitary courgette on my desk.
        
        and i just looked down and noticed it.
        
        it made me laugh anyway.
        
        meths @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        ok, I'm going to be the one to ask
        
        Why do you have a courgette on your desk? :''D
        
        PickledOeuf @meths | 5 Dec '12, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Meowington to thread?
        
        DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        it's for my dinner of course.
        
        and by dinner, i mean starter, main AND dessert.
        
        meths @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - *cockjaw
      
      DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you make it sound so sexy.
    
    meths @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - commencing augmentation phase.
      
      stand by.
      
      japes @meths | 5 Dec '12, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      meths this'd this
- Nay
  
  I'm not very good at giving them
  
  slavestate @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  colossalhorse this'd this
  - Great accidental thissing there
    
    Fucks sake.
    
    colossalhorse @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It only really works if the person has really large breasts doesn't it?
  
  idk i've personally never had one, they sound great though
  
  Antelope @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  DaddyorChips this'd this
  - or they're wearing a bra
    
    PickledOeuf @Antelope | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - How would that work?
      
      Where would you slot it in? And you'd get friction burns from the fabric.
      
      eltham @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - bikini-top-style is pretty skin friendly. and you slot in the middle
        
        trying from the side doesn't work too well.
        
        cocodaLOL @eltham | 5 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - It has to be very particular type of bra
        
        ONe which pushes the boobs together tightly from the outside but doesnt contain much material in the area, and you have to adopt a ridiculous positoin. It's only one really for when you're too pissed/ haven't got around to taking your bra off.
        
        PickledOeuf @eltham | 5 Dec '12, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - in a bubble bath
      
      slavestate @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - What style though?
      
      DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - that's not a titwank then is it it's a bra wank
      
      Smee @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - throw in the adjective 'soapy'
    
    and you've got yourself something to believe in.
    
    cocodaLOL @Antelope | 5 Dec '12, 15:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - soapy bumwanks are also good
      
      monoshono @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Soapy bum-wank sounds like a really childish insult
        
        Tillance @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf, japes, JaguarPirate, andyvine, and furio this'd this
    - now I'm just waiting for Tillance to post in this thread
      
      so we can have a go at her for double standards
      
      japes @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 15:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7201106
        
        Tillance @japes | 5 Dec '12, 15:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :o
        
        japes @Tillance | 5 Dec '12, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - nah
    
    if they're big enough to make cleavage, they're big enough. can we rejoice in how amazing titjobs are? a decent titjob or bumwank (is there not a better word???) is miles above straight oral sex, IMO.
    sorry, perv mode off
    
    stalecloud @Antelope | 5 Dec '12, 18:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
Could go some like

craigfoley2000 | 5 Dec '12, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Just wait till we are reunited MY LOVE <3
  
  PickledOeuf @craigfoley2000 | 5 Dec '12, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - My Darling Petal, to touch your buds would be my dream.
    
    craigfoley2000 @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Foley! Hou's it gaun?
  
  monoshono @craigfoley2000 | 5 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Pretty sick, but busy at work so only remebering I am sick when I stop for a second to cough for about 10 minutes.
    
    Its a good look like
    
    craigfoley2000 @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - You'd better be bloody better in time for my return to the motherland
      
      PickledOeuf @craigfoley2000 | 5 Dec '12, 15:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - (sorry My Prince)
        
        My bedside manner deserted me altogther whilst thinking about our renunion.
        
        PickledOeuf @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Aw my Sweet Sugar Heart of Delight (SSHD). I only get sick once a year for a week so I will be fine. I am blushing already thinking about meeting again
        
        craigfoley2000 @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
inane

i've got a candy cane and for some reason i don't want to open it and eat it so instead i'm wearing it behind my ear. go on then, rage

cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
I have loads of bras that are too small for me now

and only about 5 that actually fit me now that my boobs are ridiculously big (see profile pic).

DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Confirmed for truth
  
  James Deen is clearly impressed by your boobs (off camera)
  
  monoshono @DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
- She's lying guys, there's only a photo of me there.
  
  DaddyorChips @DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
- SWITSWOO
  
  There are women's charities that will take your recycled stuff like that. Ditto work stuff (in fact, there's a brilliant charity that helps women from poorer backgrounds get into work gear so they can attend interviews for office jobs etc.) I have the details in my paper diary, which is helpfully not with me just now.
  
  PickledOeuf @DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I dont have that much proper work gear
    
    got some nice work dresses that I'll probably never use.
    
    I think there's a bra bin in the library for oxfam or something. A certain ex boyfriend thought he knew my size and bought me loads of underwear and most of the bras didnt fit.
    
    DarwinDude @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I wish my boyfriend would buy me underwear
      
      Instead of me just guessing what he likes.
      
      Tillance @DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - A certain ex boyfriend
      
      :D
      
      PickledOeuf @DarwinDude | 5 Dec '12, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      monoshono and pip_ this'd this
race

cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- that'#s weird, i meant fix
  
  cat_race @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - fix race?
    
    hmmm
    
    japes @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
subthread

cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ?
  
  PickledOeuf @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ha
    
    cat_race @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - acceptable names for boobs in general conversation
      
      only just come round to the word tits
      
      cat_race @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Puppies
        
        Ronnie and Reggie
        Jumper bumpers
        naturally I use decolletage
        
        slavestate @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        chesticles
        
        hibster @slavestate | 6 Dec '12, 08:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Bosom
        
        Mams
        
        Tillance @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - just make the *honk honk* noise
        
        japes @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - my mums friend calls her bert and ernie
        
        meowington @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
There's very little for an assman like myself to grab onto here

Lucien | 5 Dec '12, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

DaddyorChips this'd this
- Boobs are just like arses!
  
  Except on the front and higher up. And milky.
  
  PickledOeuf @Lucien | 5 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - instead of shitty
    
    cat_race @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Don't kill the dream.
      
      DaddyorChips @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- http://i.imgur.com/kgycv.jpg
  
  japes @Lucien | 5 Dec '12, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Could have done without that ^this, tbh.
  
  Somehow it already reads about 50% sleazier by association
  
  Lucien @Lucien | 5 Dec '12, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- One time playing footbal, we couldnt' decide how to divide teams
  
  so I suggested boob men vs arse and leg men. My mate told me it was a shit idea - he literally couldn't countenance the existence of arse/leg men. I told him I was one and he looked at me like I'd just shit in his hat.
  
  monoshono @Lucien | 5 Dec '12, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - To conclude:
    
    What a poof.
    
    monoshono @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - LOL SHABS
    
    DaddyorChips @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
But what's the perfect ratio?

slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- boobs to ass cheeks?
  
  1:1 is pretty good
  
  cat_race @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Size?
    
    otherwise this/\
    
    slavestate @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I have a hard time imagining this
    
    without coming up with some very weird proportion issues
    
    Antelope @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - no i mean 1 boob per asscheek attached to the body
      
      cat_race @Antelope | 5 Dec '12, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - hmm
        
        i'm not convinced
        
        Antelope @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Big arses> big tits.
  
  DaddyorChips @slavestate | 5 Dec '12, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
No Bra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=I3Pq9gMsP34

marckee | 5 Dec '12, 15:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

PickledOeuf this'd this
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cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply

DarwinDude this'd this
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chadders | 5 Dec '12, 15:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
TheoDD

cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
OK here is a question:

How fast do you think you could have sex IF IT WAS FOR A COMPETITION?

You are clothed outside a room with your partner/team mate and you have to go in and get the job done double quick to win the prize.

I've definable had too much coffee.

monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Are you saying it's not a competition?
  
  I've made a terrible mistake.
  
  deadonthestairs @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  japes, Antpocalypsenow, Antelope, PickledOeuf, chickenbones, alcxxk, and fuck_this_band this'd this
  - oh its definatly a competition
    
    monoshono @deadonthestairs | 5 Dec '12, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Obviously I meant I've made SHIT LOADS of terrible mistakes.
    
    deadonthestairs @deadonthestairs | 5 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    Antpocalypsenow this'd this
    - *high five*
      
      japes @deadonthestairs | 5 Dec '12, 15:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
- do you have to get back out of the room, fully clothed and holding a used condom?
  
  cat_race @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- if you didn't bother going into the room
  
  and just popped your lad through your trousers then about 10 seconds
  
  gonad @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - both partners must orgasm
    
    monoshono @gonad | 5 Dec '12, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i'll retire from competition then
      
      gonad @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - this is a big ask
      
      cat_race @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      Antpocalypsenow, deadonthestairs, and chickenbones this'd this
      - don't worry boys, delayed ejaculatoin is nothing to be ashamed of.
        
        PickledOeuf @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        usually doesn't bother me
        
        i'm just really competitive
        
        cat_race @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Phew- and there I was thinking there was something wrong with me for being able to last all night.
        
        DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Its down to the sportspeople to be honuorable
        
        and the judges to decide, when the players "finish".
        
        monoshono @cat_race | 5 Dec '12, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        god point, how do you prove it with the women
        
        NOt all women ajeculate. THis is a really disgusting ocmpetition. You disgust me. (when are we doing it?)
        
        PickledOeuf @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - depends on the partner
      
      but, in perfect conditions, probably 4 minutes?
      
      alcxxk @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 17:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - dinner?
        
        PickledOeuf @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 17:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
- do you both have to orgasm?
  
  With no visual or hpyiscal stimulus before the starter gun goes off (so to speak)?
  
  PickledOeuf @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - yes, no pre-stoking
    
    monoshono @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - The answer is most definitely....
      
      IT DEPENDS. I mean, I'm not a performing seal.
      
      but on a good day with somebody I fancied and the extreme pressure of time bringing out my competitive streak.... 5 minutes? Maybe 4?
      
      On a bad day, about 20 minutes.
      
      PickledOeuf @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - typical woman, worrying about we BOTH have to...
    
    meths @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    PickledOeuf this'd this
- Are we in an, ahem, prepared state at the start of the competition?
  
  Antpocalypsenow @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 15:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - doping would be strictly illegal
    
    monoshono @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 15:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Yes, your mum would be holding your hand.
    
    deadonthestairs @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - HEYYOOOOOOO!
      
      Antpocalypsenow @deadonthestairs | 5 Dec '12, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      PickledOeuf this'd this
- your subthread died a death
  
  COME ON! (said in the voice of Jobe from AD.)
  
  PickledOeuf @monoshono | 5 Dec '12, 16:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Most of my subthreads are just bait for you to come into and say outragous & hilarious things in.
    
    Once I get the goods I move on.
    
    monoshono @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
I've skim read this thread so I will summarize my points

- I'm very fussy with bras and can't find a decent one. Victoria Secrets looked a bit....er....tacky when I went in there last. All shiny silver n shit. Also they don't go up to my bra size (E)
- My sports bra is huge and TIGHT.
- I'm good a tit wanks but I find them boring.
- I've never been bought underwear and would be disappointed if I was as it probs wouldn't fit
- I like bums. My bum looks good but my legs are lumpy and let the side down.

meowington | 5 Dec '12, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- there are three different shops in VS
  
  The tacky whore stuff (yuck)
  The teen/ comfy stuff (really cute)
  The classic range which sues finer fabrics and less slutty designs (really lovely for the price)
  
  PickledOeuf @meowington | 5 Dec '12, 15:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - SUES
    
    :D
    
    (you do not have lunpy legs, you idiotface.)
    
    PickledOeuf @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Maybe it was just the stratford one but it was all tacky whore stuff
    
    I mean there were some stuff I liked as I bloody love this whole neon thing going on at the moment but no E's or DDs in the drawers and I'm not having FOUR BOOB.
    
    meowington @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - ah, not been to that one
      
      I think Bond street store is probably going to be > shopping centre store.
      
      (altohugh bond street had its fair share odf scaratchy looking metallic nionsense. But lots of tutus, and you know my penchant for a tut.)
      
      PickledOeuf @meowington | 5 Dec '12, 15:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This is like when it looks like Usain Bolt might get caught on the line,
  
  And then he just kicks away and wins by ten yards, except this isn't the Olympic 200m race but 2012 profile views.
  
  marckee @meowington | 5 Dec '12, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  Antpocalypsenow, monoshono, meths, Antelope, chickenbones, and pichaelmarker this'd this
  - oh behave
    
    Your crown is safe, princess.
    
    PickledOeuf @marckee | 5 Dec '12, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ;)
    
    meowington @marckee | 5 Dec '12, 16:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - :D
    
    meths @marckee | 5 Dec '12, 16:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    deadonthestairs, PickledOeuf, meowington, alcxxk, gecko, incandenza_, and joeymahone this'd this
feel like im a bit too late to join the party

fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- no
  
  with your jugs now arriving, the party can get properly started. Where the hell is chintzy? We really need hers to complete the effect.
  
  PickledOeuf @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
- You can still go and answer my question about what a balconette bra is if you like?
  
  Antpocalypsenow @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you wear them only on balconys
    
    whilst eating a cornetto
    
    fappable @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 16:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I feel like this probably can't be true
      
      But I'm not in any position to argue it.
      
      Cheers!
      
      Antpocalypsenow @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - like this
    
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brassiere-white.jpg
    
    PickledOeuf @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 16:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Very pleasant
      
      Thanks
      
      Antpocalypsenow @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      cat_race, DaddyorChips, and pichaelmarker this'd this
      - http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7201199
        
        Antpocalypsenow @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 16:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - i think they are my favourite, i have an awesome pink flowery one and i like cupping them both together
      
      and putting it on my head, like a bra hat.
      
      fappable @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 16:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - as in cupping each boob holder bit together so its like one massive boob holder
        
        fappable @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I like a good bra hat
        
        Balconettes are good for that
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - where you have you evening champagne soirees.
    
    meths @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 16:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - youre just jealous that youre not invited
      
      fappable @meths | 5 Dec '12, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - my reply is in the wrong place.
        
        meths @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        i like it there
        
        fappable @meths | 5 Dec '12, 16:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        that's what.....
        
        no. I'm off to the pub.
        
        PickledOeuf @fappable | 5 Dec '12, 16:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - is this a threadsmash?
      
      PickledOeuf @meths | 5 Dec '12, 16:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
hi guys

i got my boobs measured the other week and have subsequently gone from thinking that i have canny small boobs to having not so canny small ones. it's really messing up my brain. i think i prefered to think i had small boobs cos then i could get away with not wearing a bra and stuff, in my head.
i'm pretty distressed about it.
boobs.

icouldwinarabbit | 5 Dec '12, 17:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Interesting-perhaps you'd like a second opinion on the subject?
  
  DaddyorChips @icouldwinarabbit | 5 Dec '12, 17:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - yeah might go to marksies instead of john lewis.
    
    icouldwinarabbit @DaddyorChips | 5 Dec '12, 17:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - p.s. fuck off joe, forever
      
      icouldwinarabbit @icouldwinarabbit | 5 Dec '12, 17:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      icouldwinarabbit, DarwinDude, DaddyorChips, and georgiabeth this'd this
      - :D
        
        deadonthestairs @icouldwinarabbit | 6 Dec '12, 11:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        PickledOeuf this'd this
- BOOBS!
  
  Also- Pics or GTFO.
  
  (maybe they've grown? Also, ladies in proper gornw up lady bra shops posiutivelyy REVEL in telling people that they've been wearing the wrong size, so I wouldn't worry too much. SDo what feels comfortable.)
  
  PickledOeuf @icouldwinarabbit | 5 Dec '12, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - no this bra is loads more comfortable
    
    they just should offer some sort of councilling to help me cope with the B to D/DD transition.
    
    still probably won't wear a bra, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY.
    
    icouldwinarabbit @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - wow!
      
      Were you wearing like a 36 B but it turns out you were actually a 32 D?
      
      (I wore 34/36c for years and it turns out I'm a 30 DD). I think it's quite common for us to go for larger number/smaller letter when we pick out bras.
      
      PickledOeuf @icouldwinarabbit | 5 Dec '12, 18:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
subthread: AREOLAS

Choo fancy?

pichaelmarker | 5 Dec '12, 17:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- fix.
  
  pichaelmarker @pichaelmarker | 5 Dec '12, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I don't understand?
  
  Are you asking if they are good or bad? You can't exactly get rid of them.
  
  PickledOeuf @pichaelmarker | 5 Dec '12, 18:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Not so
    
    Some people don't have any.
    
    And it's FUCKING CREEPY
    
    cocodaLOL @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 18:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - WHAT? I...had not idea that was possible.
      
      Still, perhaps less creepy than MASSIVE SCARY ONES.
      
      PickledOeuf @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 18:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Agreed.
        
        Although obviously all body shapes and sizes are beautiful and I have no preference or anything. At all.
        
        cocodaLOL @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 18:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- is he chelseas latest signing?
  
  creakyknees @pichaelmarker | 5 Dec '12, 22:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Could conceivably be
    
    http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphonse_Ar%C3%A9ola
    
    Antpocalypsenow @creakyknees | 6 Dec '12, 11:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
all I've got to add to this underwear talk is that there used to be a shop on old Compton st called Trashy Lingerie

I respect that, non of this soft focus, glamorous, lets appeal to the ladies shit. Just ronseal.

It is now one of the classy lingerie places. That's gentrification for ya.

NickDS | 5 Dec '12, 17:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I walked past it last night on my way to dinner (at a place whihc incidentally had lost my booking and not even full pelt charm (yes flashing) would get us in.
  
  It's still quite trashy, fear not <3
  
  PickledOeuf @NickDS | 5 Dec '12, 18:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Haha, good to know :D
    
    NickDS @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 18:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
As this is the banal thread and everyone is looking at it coz of boobs

Dave Brubeck has died :( I wanted you to know because no-one on the music board seems to give a shit because they're all to busy tossing themselves off with alt-J vinyls

cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Got to say, this doesn't really seem like the place for a post about a man's death
  
  Antpocalypsenow @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 17:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - it's the banal thread
    
    it's okay.
    
    cocodaLOL @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - Do deaths count as banal now?
      
      Go right ahead in that case then!
      
      Antpocalypsenow @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 17:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - I can't be arsed with a smug-off
        
        you know what i meant - it's a general thread. Add any further commentary below as you need and then maybe just have a cup of tea?
        
        cocodaLOL @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 17:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        (Yikes)
        
        Wasn't trying to be smug pal, apologies if that's how it came across!
        
        We cool yo.
        
        Antpocalypsenow @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        sorry, we v cool
        
        i just had a very VERY shitty email and I'm in aggro mode. I'll stop being Captain Tinytears. Apologies x
        
        cocodaLOL @Antpocalypsenow | 5 Dec '12, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hard to be sad about a 91 year old dying
  
  legend though
  
  Matt_was_taken @cocodaLOL | 5 Dec '12, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - fair play!
    
    cocodaLOL @Matt_was_taken | 5 Dec '12, 18:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
fix (my cleavage)

PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 18:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Spilling out again?
  
  DaddyorChips @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 23:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
* unzips trousers

* reads thread
* becomes bitterly disappointed

inside-outside | 5 Dec '12, 18:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
We just got a Shibuya

in San Francisco -- apparently it's one of Japan's biggest lingerie shops. All of the bras were massively padded. Most of them were silky/lacy and feminine as fuck. Perhaps it's more of a specialty store (as in no boring t-shirt bras and whatnot). I found one bra that I really liked but it was too big for me. Oh well. Boobs.

cherrycola | 5 Dec '12, 19:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
once i recieved a titwank and i ended up ejaculating into the girls eye

...lets just say i paid for dinner that night

Jordan_229_2 | 5 Dec '12, 19:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I didn't realise Ladbrokes would take on a bet that niche
  
  Epimer @Jordan_229_2 | 5 Dec '12, 19:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - ^strong
    
    Jordan_229_2 @Epimer | 5 Dec '12, 19:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    cocodaLOL, NickDS, Antpocalypsenow, pichaelmarker, DaddyorChips, PickledOeuf, and monoshono this'd this
- the fuck did you take her to dinner for?
  
  you'd already got what you wanted
  
  inside-outside @Jordan_229_2 | 5 Dec '12, 22:41 | X | ^ This | Reply
busts and bosoms have I known

of various shapes and sizes
from grievious dissappointments
to jubilant suprises

creakyknees | 5 Dec '12, 22:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
if you write BOOBS backwards it spells

SBOOB

anal_schwarzenegger | 5 Dec '12, 23:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mine were nice and small

and now they're big, which I hate, but I keep them under wraps pretty well judging by some surprised reactions I've had when they are produced.

Scout | 6 Dec '12, 00:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ...
  
  DaddyorChips @Scout | 6 Dec '12, 00:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Reaction: JESUS I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE!
  
  wilykit @Scout | 6 Dec '12, 08:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  DaddyorChips this'd this
  - Nah - you're getting confused with Darwin
    
    Oh, hang on a minute....
    
    NoahVale @wilykit | 6 Dec '12, 12:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I hate you, wilykit
    
    Scout @wilykit | 6 Dec '12, 12:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
Let's play a game called... 'one good thing'

One good thing about winter: cold tap water
One good thing about periods: finally get to do a decent poo

Elaina_Casoolare | 6 Dec '12, 09:12 | X | ^ This | Reply
- One good thing about that final line is: that I don't understand it
  
  Lucien @Elaina_Casoolare | 6 Dec '12, 11:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  deadonthestairs, PickledOeuf, DarwinDude, Antpocalypsenow, and chickenbones this'd this
  - I don't get it either
    
    It probably demands a separate thread, but i'll leave that to Elaina
    
    PickledOeuf @Lucien | 6 Dec '12, 11:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Some women's bowels are looser around their time of the month.
    
    meowington @Lucien | 6 Dec '12, 11:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
doubt daddyorchips has slept since this thread was started

shrewbie | 6 Dec '12, 11:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Dunno
  
  Ejaculating releases a lot of dopamine and serotonin. Even a veteran endurance multi-masturbator like DaddyorChips is eventually going to be sedated enough to be brought to a stop
  
  Lucien @shrewbie | 6 Dec '12, 11:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - there was that kid who wanked 46 times then died though
    
    could happen
    
    cat_race @Lucien | 6 Dec '12, 11:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    DaddyorChips this'd this
one of my bras is a 34H

DarwinDude | 6 Dec '12, 11:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Oy vey
  
  Antpocalypsenow @DarwinDude | 6 Dec '12, 11:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
  - I'm not looking forward to old age :(
    
    DarwinDude @Antpocalypsenow | 6 Dec '12, 11:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
worst boob:

the fried egg, particularly if it has large areola

Gorkys_Forever | 6 Dec '12, 11:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
I've never had to undo a girl's bra that fastens at the front.

Has anyone ever come across one that fastens at the front, or does this just happen in the movies?

hanshotfirst | 6 Dec '12, 11:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I have a sports bra that fastens at the front
  
  hope this helps
  
  DarwinDude @hanshotfirst | 6 Dec '12, 11:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Many many years ago
  
  From memory, they are much easier to remove
  
  NoahVale @hanshotfirst | 6 Dec '12, 12:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
- yes
  
  but they don't fasten as well because they tend to be a single clasp and are prone to popping open. Whereas ones that back-fasten are more secure. I just like the lycra bandeau ones fomr american apparrel that you just pull off overyour head and which can never come undone.
  
  PickledOeuf @hanshotfirst | 6 Dec '12, 12:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Come across
  
  *snigger*
  
  marckee @hanshotfirst | 6 Dec '12, 12:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - you are in a very mischievous mood this week, marckee
    
    I APPROVE.
    
    PickledOeuf @marckee | 6 Dec '12, 12:41 | X | ^ This | Reply

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