BOOBS
I promised a boobs thread. I can't think of what to put here.
So let's do two things.
1. Make this the inane thread.
2. Make it a this thread for favourite bra style.
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I promised a boobs thread. I can't think of what to put here.
So let's do two things.
1. Make this the inane thread.
2. Make it a this thread for favourite bra style.
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Wonderbra
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBs
this almost has less content than some of my threads
just whip yours out for a bit
T-shirt bra
Balconette bra
What does this mean?
it's like a 'shelf' bra
See below for a link
Got to be honest, even with the helpful picture I'm sturggling to see how it's like a shelf?
jesus man
It hoists your boobs up just a little (not as much as a push up) so that they look like they're making a kind of shelf.
Oh, the BOOBS are the shelf, not the bra itself. I see now.
Thanks for your assistance, you've been very helpful.
Sports bra
My sports bra is ridiculous
It's a level 4 shock absorber so it's like an iron girder clamped around my chest, but it has a back like this http://images.figleaves.com/product/290x371/r703175-p706587-back.jpg so I have to pull it over my head an it's genuinely distressing.
Apart from that it's amazing though. When i jump about wearing it i can feel my bottom wobbling more than my chest.
THey are a frightening piece of kit
I have a shock absorber one too, but i don;'t think it's as hardcore as that.
have you seen the bounceometer? I want to search for it but it's NVSFW
here's a watered down version
Still not desperately SFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv2GGFbwmlU
D : D
I popped one on the other day to see how it worked (The process of getting it on and off that is)
Difficult innit, you people have my sympathy
you can't think of what to put here
REALLY
Trainer bra
(careful now)
Bandeau bra
strapless
cheers and cheers
yes, you beat me too that one
(although many bandeas are strapless too)
Slightly too small bra
I understand it's not as comfortable
I do understand that...
a slightly too small balconette bra
is basically my entire pulling technique in one fell swoop
The word boob
looks a bit like a bra being pulled apart sideways and revealing thee mammaries therein.
...nice
thre's also that thing about when you use a capital b so you write
Boob
then that's a top view, a front view and a side view
...woah
not too fussy about bra types tbh
I got some of these last week
http://tinyurl.com/bn3x83d
They look a bit ugly, but they're SO comfortable and perfect for wearing around the house.
I don't like push up bras because I don't like it when my boobs touch each other. I also tend to fall out of them which I know isn't supposed to happen.
they look super comfy
and good for wearing under baggier tops.
Any bra is fine as long as it fits well. I have a keen eye for such things.
yes and no
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7200986
I would like to go to an Agent Provocateur show
yes, me too
although some of their underwear is a bit nasty. You should go for a browse in the victoria's secrets store in Bond St. It's great. This reminds me, I have an illadvised purchase that I need to take back there before friday or else I won't be able to change it :o
Lunch?
I got taken into that chain one that I forget the name of. Truly nasty stuff. I prefer simple bras, not something from an Italian porno
I agree
A simple well cut bra in a nice material is better than lots of scratchy shit with cut-out panels and the like, which are mostly truly horrifying.
I have a pass to the top floor salon at VS where you have a roof terrace to cavort on while you try stuff on. And a free standing bath, for some reason. (i neither cavorted, nor bathed on my visit there, fyi)
8 *
And how does one get one of these passes? I'm asking for a friend
I had one which I used up when thye'd just opened
I've managed to get one from a girl at work who prefers to use bravissimo for bras and has given me hers. I need to pretend to be Abigail.
intriguing
Sorry to disappoint
I misjudged their sizings in that particular range (always comes up small) and momentarily forgot that I look absolutely washed out in ivory.
me too
I used to sell underwear and had to go to two lingerie exhibitions every year
One at the NEC and one in Harrogate. It was a tough job but someone had to do it
how do you get a gig like that?
I'd like a job like that.
Used to work for my old man - wholesale underwear
In all honesty, it was a good place to go to find out what the big companies would be selling in a few months time so we could plan our range. The fact that it involved staring at size 8/10 models in revealing lingerie was just a bonus.
they're more boring than you'd think
Can be undone one-handed
using the left hand
or right
might be fingering with the left
Why is it much easier to undo a girls bra with the left hand?
It's like buttons n zips
They all do up the same way. That makes it easier to undo them with the left hand (right hand if you are standing behind).
*finger
too busy liveblogging with my right
I used to have a decent pair when I was 12
Fortunately puberty/growth in general was very kind to me.
shameless.
(.Y.) s
The kind that's easy to tear off as I make my conquest.
:'D
as if
Let me have this, just once (is what I generally say to the woman I'm with).
Begging is always attrative
I prefer this boob thread
inane:
going to nandos with my dad tonight, off work to fetch my new guitar (mustang '77) tomorrow, working friday morning then off to atp, off work monday, working tuesday morning, tuesday afternoon is office party, working wednesday and thursday then fucking off for christmas and i just wanted to write all that out cos i feel good
*going nandos
really like this post in the middle of all this.
My missus is breastfeeding at the moment...
She's got these easy access bras which allow her to whack her enlarged whammers out willy nilly. She also has a fair bit of leakage.
*swoon*
Baby number two due to make an appearance in roughly 9 months from now, then? :DDD
FILTH
I hope not...we're relying heavily on the GP's assertions that we're DEFINITELY not going to conceive whilst my missus is breastfeeding...
Now is not a good time to tell you about my friend Joanna
WHo conceived while bf.
(It is freakishly rare for ovulation to start up again until feedin stops, so please don't worry. Janna's a freak.)
What?!
That's a complete myth! Of course, you can conceive while breastfeeding.
Sub thread: "titwanks"
Yay or nay?
If you're offering...
as their own thing
pretty nay. as an augmentation of a blowie: champion
^this
Although if she pops you out of her mouth and starts giving you a titwank, it's probbaly because she's trying to hide the fact you've given her lockjaw.
i'd be a terrible homosexual
i get lockjaw just trying to eat burgers. Is there a cure for this?
ok, i've seen enough in this thread now.
back to work.
you entered a thread called Boobs
and you have the temerity to cry about its content?
Back to work, virgin.
i just realised i have one, solitary courgette on my desk.
and i just looked down and noticed it.
it made me laugh anyway.
ok, I'm going to be the one to ask
Why do you have a courgette on your desk? :''D
Meowington to thread?
it's for my dinner of course.
and by dinner, i mean starter, main AND dessert.
*cockjaw
you make it sound so sexy.
commencing augmentation phase.
stand by.
Nay
I'm not very good at giving them
Great accidental thissing there
Fucks sake.
It only really works if the person has really large breasts doesn't it?
idk i've personally never had one, they sound great though
or they're wearing a bra
How would that work?
Where would you slot it in? And you'd get friction burns from the fabric.
bikini-top-style is pretty skin friendly. and you slot in the middle
trying from the side doesn't work too well.
It has to be very particular type of bra
ONe which pushes the boobs together tightly from the outside but doesnt contain much material in the area, and you have to adopt a ridiculous positoin. It's only one really for when you're too pissed/ haven't got around to taking your bra off.
in a bubble bath
What style though?
that's not a titwank then is it it's a bra wank
throw in the adjective 'soapy'
and you've got yourself something to believe in.
soapy bumwanks are also good
Soapy bum-wank sounds like a really childish insult
now I'm just waiting for Tillance to post in this thread
so we can have a go at her for double standards
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7201106
:o
nah
if they're big enough to make cleavage, they're big enough. can we rejoice in how amazing titjobs are? a decent titjob or bumwank (is there not a better word???) is miles above straight oral sex, IMO.
sorry, perv mode off
Could go some like
Just wait till we are reunited MY LOVE <3
My Darling Petal, to touch your buds would be my dream.
Foley! Hou's it gaun?
Pretty sick, but busy at work so only remebering I am sick when I stop for a second to cough for about 10 minutes.
Its a good look like
You'd better be bloody better in time for my return to the motherland
(sorry My Prince)
My bedside manner deserted me altogther whilst thinking about our renunion.
Aw my Sweet Sugar Heart of Delight (SSHD). I only get sick once a year for a week so I will be fine. I am blushing already thinking about meeting again
inane
i've got a candy cane and for some reason i don't want to open it and eat it so instead i'm wearing it behind my ear. go on then, rage
I have loads of bras that are too small for me now
and only about 5 that actually fit me now that my boobs are ridiculously big (see profile pic).
Confirmed for truth
James Deen is clearly impressed by your boobs (off camera)
She's lying guys, there's only a photo of me there.
SWITSWOO
There are women's charities that will take your recycled stuff like that. Ditto work stuff (in fact, there's a brilliant charity that helps women from poorer backgrounds get into work gear so they can attend interviews for office jobs etc.) I have the details in my paper diary, which is helpfully not with me just now.
I dont have that much proper work gear
got some nice work dresses that I'll probably never use.
I think there's a bra bin in the library for oxfam or something. A certain ex boyfriend thought he knew my size and bought me loads of underwear and most of the bras didnt fit.
I wish my boyfriend would buy me underwear
Instead of me just guessing what he likes.
A certain ex boyfriend
:D
race
that'#s weird, i meant fix
fix race?
hmmm
subthread
?
ha
acceptable names for boobs in general conversation
only just come round to the word tits
Puppies
Ronnie and Reggie
Jumper bumpers
naturally I use decolletage
chesticles
Bosom
Mams
just make the *honk honk* noise
my mums friend calls her bert and ernie
There's very little for an assman like myself to grab onto here
Boobs are just like arses!
Except on the front and higher up. And milky.
instead of shitty
Don't kill the dream.
http://i.imgur.com/kgycv.jpg
Could have done without that ^this, tbh.
Somehow it already reads about 50% sleazier by association
One time playing footbal, we couldnt' decide how to divide teams
so I suggested boob men vs arse and leg men. My mate told me it was a shit idea - he literally couldn't countenance the existence of arse/leg men. I told him I was one and he looked at me like I'd just shit in his hat.
To conclude:
What a poof.
LOL SHABS
But what's the perfect ratio?
boobs to ass cheeks?
1:1 is pretty good
Size?
otherwise this/\
I have a hard time imagining this
without coming up with some very weird proportion issues
no i mean 1 boob per asscheek attached to the body
hmm
i'm not convinced
Big arses> big tits.
No Bra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=I3Pq9gMsP34
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TheoDD
OK here is a question:
How fast do you think you could have sex IF IT WAS FOR A COMPETITION?
You are clothed outside a room with your partner/team mate and you have to go in and get the job done double quick to win the prize.
I've definable had too much coffee.
Are you saying it's not a competition?
I've made a terrible mistake.
oh its definatly a competition
Obviously I meant I've made SHIT LOADS of terrible mistakes.
*high five*
do you have to get back out of the room, fully clothed and holding a used condom?
if you didn't bother going into the room
and just popped your lad through your trousers then about 10 seconds
both partners must orgasm
i'll retire from competition then
this is a big ask
don't worry boys, delayed ejaculatoin is nothing to be ashamed of.
usually doesn't bother me
i'm just really competitive
Phew- and there I was thinking there was something wrong with me for being able to last all night.
Its down to the sportspeople to be honuorable
and the judges to decide, when the players "finish".
god point, how do you prove it with the women
NOt all women ajeculate. THis is a really disgusting ocmpetition. You disgust me. (when are we doing it?)
depends on the partner
but, in perfect conditions, probably 4 minutes?
dinner?
do you both have to orgasm?
With no visual or hpyiscal stimulus before the starter gun goes off (so to speak)?
yes, no pre-stoking
The answer is most definitely....
IT DEPENDS. I mean, I'm not a performing seal.
but on a good day with somebody I fancied and the extreme pressure of time bringing out my competitive streak.... 5 minutes? Maybe 4?
On a bad day, about 20 minutes.
typical woman, worrying about we BOTH have to...
Are we in an, ahem, prepared state at the start of the competition?
doping would be strictly illegal
Yes, your mum would be holding your hand.
HEYYOOOOOOO!
your subthread died a death
COME ON! (said in the voice of Jobe from AD.)
Most of my subthreads are just bait for you to come into and say outragous & hilarious things in.
Once I get the goods I move on.
I've skim read this thread so I will summarize my points
- I'm very fussy with bras and can't find a decent one. Victoria Secrets looked a bit....er....tacky when I went in there last. All shiny silver n shit. Also they don't go up to my bra size (E)
- My sports bra is huge and TIGHT.
- I'm good a tit wanks but I find them boring.
- I've never been bought underwear and would be disappointed if I was as it probs wouldn't fit
- I like bums. My bum looks good but my legs are lumpy and let the side down.
there are three different shops in VS
The tacky whore stuff (yuck)
The teen/ comfy stuff (really cute)
The classic range which sues finer fabrics and less slutty designs (really lovely for the price)
SUES
:D
(you do not have lunpy legs, you idiotface.)
Maybe it was just the stratford one but it was all tacky whore stuff
I mean there were some stuff I liked as I bloody love this whole neon thing going on at the moment but no E's or DDs in the drawers and I'm not having FOUR BOOB.
ah, not been to that one
I think Bond street store is probably going to be > shopping centre store.
(altohugh bond street had its fair share odf scaratchy looking metallic nionsense. But lots of tutus, and you know my penchant for a tut.)
This is like when it looks like Usain Bolt might get caught on the line,
And then he just kicks away and wins by ten yards, except this isn't the Olympic 200m race but 2012 profile views.
oh behave
Your crown is safe, princess.
;)
:D
feel like im a bit too late to join the party
no
with your jugs now arriving, the party can get properly started. Where the hell is chintzy? We really need hers to complete the effect.
You can still go and answer my question about what a balconette bra is if you like?
you wear them only on balconys
whilst eating a cornetto
I feel like this probably can't be true
But I'm not in any position to argue it.
Cheers!
like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brassiere-white.jpg
Very pleasant
Thanks
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4421320#r7201199
i think they are my favourite, i have an awesome pink flowery one and i like cupping them both together
and putting it on my head, like a bra hat.
as in cupping each boob holder bit together so its like one massive boob holder
I like a good bra hat
Balconettes are good for that
where you have you evening champagne soirees.
youre just jealous that youre not invited
my reply is in the wrong place.
i like it there
that's what.....
no. I'm off to the pub.
is this a threadsmash?
hi guys
i got my boobs measured the other week and have subsequently gone from thinking that i have canny small boobs to having not so canny small ones. it's really messing up my brain. i think i prefered to think i had small boobs cos then i could get away with not wearing a bra and stuff, in my head.
i'm pretty distressed about it.
boobs.
Interesting-perhaps you'd like a second opinion on the subject?
yeah might go to marksies instead of john lewis.
p.s. fuck off joe, forever
:D
BOOBS!
Also- Pics or GTFO.
(maybe they've grown? Also, ladies in proper gornw up lady bra shops posiutivelyy REVEL in telling people that they've been wearing the wrong size, so I wouldn't worry too much. SDo what feels comfortable.)
no this bra is loads more comfortable
they just should offer some sort of councilling to help me cope with the B to D/DD transition.
still probably won't wear a bra, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY.
wow!
Were you wearing like a 36 B but it turns out you were actually a 32 D?
(I wore 34/36c for years and it turns out I'm a 30 DD). I think it's quite common for us to go for larger number/smaller letter when we pick out bras.
subthread: AREOLAS
Choo fancy?
fix.
I don't understand?
Are you asking if they are good or bad? You can't exactly get rid of them.
Not so
Some people don't have any.
And it's FUCKING CREEPY
WHAT? I...had not idea that was possible.
Still, perhaps less creepy than MASSIVE SCARY ONES.
Agreed.
Although obviously all body shapes and sizes are beautiful and I have no preference or anything. At all.
is he chelseas latest signing?
Could conceivably be
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphonse_Ar%C3%A9ola
all I've got to add to this underwear talk is that there used to be a shop on old Compton st called Trashy Lingerie
I respect that, non of this soft focus, glamorous, lets appeal to the ladies shit. Just ronseal.
It is now one of the classy lingerie places. That's gentrification for ya.
I walked past it last night on my way to dinner (at a place whihc incidentally had lost my booking and not even full pelt charm (yes flashing) would get us in.
It's still quite trashy, fear not <3
Haha, good to know :D
As this is the banal thread and everyone is looking at it coz of boobs
Dave Brubeck has died :( I wanted you to know because no-one on the music board seems to give a shit because they're all to busy tossing themselves off with alt-J vinyls
Got to say, this doesn't really seem like the place for a post about a man's death
it's the banal thread
it's okay.
Do deaths count as banal now?
Go right ahead in that case then!
I can't be arsed with a smug-off
you know what i meant - it's a general thread. Add any further commentary below as you need and then maybe just have a cup of tea?
(Yikes)
Wasn't trying to be smug pal, apologies if that's how it came across!
We cool yo.
sorry, we v cool
i just had a very VERY shitty email and I'm in aggro mode. I'll stop being Captain Tinytears. Apologies x
hard to be sad about a 91 year old dying
legend though
fair play!
fix (my cleavage)
Spilling out again?
* unzips trousers
* reads thread
* becomes bitterly disappointed
We just got a Shibuya
in San Francisco -- apparently it's one of Japan's biggest lingerie shops. All of the bras were massively padded. Most of them were silky/lacy and feminine as fuck. Perhaps it's more of a specialty store (as in no boring t-shirt bras and whatnot). I found one bra that I really liked but it was too big for me. Oh well. Boobs.
once i recieved a titwank and i ended up ejaculating into the girls eye
...lets just say i paid for dinner that night
I didn't realise Ladbrokes would take on a bet that niche
^strong
the fuck did you take her to dinner for?
you'd already got what you wanted
busts and bosoms have I known
of various shapes and sizes
from grievious dissappointments
to jubilant suprises
if you write BOOBS backwards it spells
SBOOB
Mine were nice and small
and now they're big, which I hate, but I keep them under wraps pretty well judging by some surprised reactions I've had when they are produced.
...
Reaction: JESUS I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DUDE!
Nah - you're getting confused with Darwin
Oh, hang on a minute....
I hate you, wilykit
Let's play a game called... 'one good thing'
One good thing about winter: cold tap water
One good thing about periods: finally get to do a decent poo
One good thing about that final line is: that I don't understand it
I don't get it either
It probably demands a separate thread, but i'll leave that to Elaina
Some women's bowels are looser around their time of the month.
doubt daddyorchips has slept since this thread was started
Dunno
Ejaculating releases a lot of dopamine and serotonin. Even a veteran endurance multi-masturbator like DaddyorChips is eventually going to be sedated enough to be brought to a stop
there was that kid who wanked 46 times then died though
could happen
one of my bras is a 34H
Oy vey
I'm not looking forward to old age :(
worst boob:
the fried egg, particularly if it has large areola
I've never had to undo a girl's bra that fastens at the front.
Has anyone ever come across one that fastens at the front, or does this just happen in the movies?
I have a sports bra that fastens at the front
hope this helps
Many many years ago
From memory, they are much easier to remove
yes
but they don't fasten as well because they tend to be a single clasp and are prone to popping open. Whereas ones that back-fasten are more secure. I just like the lycra bandeau ones fomr american apparrel that you just pull off overyour head and which can never come undone.
Come across
*snigger*
you are in a very mischievous mood this week, marckee
I APPROVE.