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PickledOeuf [Edit] [Delete] 33 replies 10:19 December 5th, 2012

Is anybody else having to do ss? If so, please post in here and we will try to help you.

I need to spend £10 on a guy who is a management account from NZ. He doesn't really speak so I don't know what he likes. he seems pleasant though. I need to get this today because our dinner is tomorrow, so mail order is out. I AM A FUCKING FUCKWIT.

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NZ you say?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fire-Back-Leather-Cow-Boy-Boots-Size-6-/261134848341?pt=UK_Women_s_Shoes&hash=item3cccd99155

Songs_about_ducking | 5 Dec '12, 10:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
Some sort of festive penis/dildo-themed food stuff.

Standard.

forzaborza | 5 Dec '12, 10:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
Do you know ANYTHING about him...

...other than the fact he's from NZ?

Any sniff of anything to go off?

My Secret Santa gifts are regularly cited as `that's the best one I reckon!` by people who I work with by the way. If the rest of work was appraised in the same way Secret Santa was I'd be Chief Exec buying and selling everybody's arse. But I'm not so...

GetOffMyLawn | 5 Dec '12, 10:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I need to find out more about him
  
  without betraying that I'm his SS....
  
  PickledOeuf @GetOffMyLawn | 5 Dec '12, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Selection of whiskey minis

I got the managing partner i.e. my proper boss. It's a £5 limit. He likes cooking, Pink Floyd and being stupidly rich.

Can I get a "KISS THE CHEF" apron for around a tenner? (fuck the fiver limit, that's ridiculous)

Epimer | 5 Dec '12, 10:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
- whisky minis a possibility....
  
  with some pound shop stuff.
  
  PickledOeuf @Epimer | 5 Dec '12, 11:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
I bought my work secret santa present last night

All I know about the person I had to buy for is he supports Arsenal, and he already has an Arsenal mug, so I got him an Arsenal piggy bank. Won't be the best present, won't be the worst.

DaisyFlower | 5 Dec '12, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
get him 10 presents from poundland

IndieAndy_Jones | 5 Dec '12, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ^This.
  
  Toblerone
  Box of Malteasers
  Hilarious DVD
  Screwdriver set
  Pack of nice pens
  Calendar
  Umbrella
  Pot plant
  Surprisingly nice hardback edition of a classic novel
  Some sort of terrible off brand action figure
  
  Living like a king for a tenner.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @IndieAndy_Jones | 5 Dec '12, 10:33 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
- I guess it doens't help that I work in mayfair
  
  Oh hang on, there;s always the tat touristy shops of oxford st. Unless i can find a pound shop on oxford st....
  
  PickledOeuf @IndieAndy_Jones | 5 Dec '12, 10:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - just give him 10 pound coins and the address of the nearest poundland
    
    IndieAndy_Jones @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 11:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
inflatable sheep

japes | 5 Dec '12, 10:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
just get a special edition of some classic film off amazon

alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 10:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
- no time to wait for mail order, or else this would be cool!
  
  PickledOeuf @alcxxk | 5 Dec '12, 11:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
same problem here

mentioned in another thread. I have the new girl. only worked with her three weeks and she's on holiday this week.

She's very nice, but all I know about her is that she's an evangelical christian, doesn't like alcohol, is getting married next year and isn't that fond of christmas. Spending limit is £10 and I'm stumped!

oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 10:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Amphetamines. NEXT!
  
  Epimer @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 10:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  oojimaflop this'd this
  - tenner bag of junk <3
    
    PickledOeuf @Epimer | 5 Dec '12, 10:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
- cheap bible
  
  alcxxk @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 10:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- She's a hardcore Christian who isn't fond of Christmas?!
  
  It's their main festival, she should be all over it!
  
  I think you should get her a bible, she obviously hasn't read it.
  
  NickDS @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - nah, the diehards are all over Easter. that's the big one. the Miracle.
    
    Also, the heathens have adopted Crimbo now making it distasteful for the puritans.
    
    PickledOeuf @NickDS | 5 Dec '12, 11:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
    
    alcxxk this'd this
    - Ahh so she's one of those indie Christians who aren't into Christmas now it's gone mainsteam
      
      I get ya.
      
      NickDS @PickledOeuf | 5 Dec '12, 11:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
      
      colon_closed_bracket this'd this
- Erm....she's still a girl, isn't she?
  
  Just got to lush and get her some bubble bath.
  
  meowington @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  colon_closed_bracket this'd this
  - Yeah I guess so.
    
    Kind of just posted it as I wanted to get her a really good present, not just a safe one!
    
    oojimaflop @meowington | 5 Dec '12, 11:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - WELL I've got a glittery jesus money box
      
      I got it from paperchase about 2 years ago. I can't find it anymore though, soz.
      
      Dashboard jesus?
      
      http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/novelty-car-accessories-dashboard-jesus.html#utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=free&utm_term=Dashboard+Jesus
      
      meowington @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 11:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Throw in a blowie.
    
    DaddyorChips @meowington | 5 Dec '12, 11:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - bit creepy...
      
      oojimaflop @DaddyorChips | 5 Dec '12, 11:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - It's a reference to another thread, don't worry.
        
        DaddyorChips @oojimaflop | 5 Dec '12, 11:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bottle of wine

Sorted.

valenci | 5 Dec '12, 10:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

japes this'd this
musical socks/tie/cock-ring

fitzcarraldo | 5 Dec '12, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Santas-Hot-Secrets-Antonia-Adams/dp/190808670X

^ this and a bunch of scratchcards.

cheeseandbaconturnov | 5 Dec '12, 11:05 | X | ^ This | Reply
A Gun Rack.

TheSoundofBastards | 5 Dec '12, 11:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

colon_closed_bracket and hanshotfirst this'd this
- i don't think there's a thread on DiS that someone wouldn't be able to shoehorn a Wayne's World reference into :)
  
  colon_closed_bracket @TheSoundofBastards | 5 Dec '12, 11:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- He might not own A Gun
  
  Let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!
  
  hanshotfirst @TheSoundofBastards | 5 Dec '12, 12:02 | X | ^ This | Reply

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NZ you say?

Some sort of festive penis/dildo-themed food stuff.

Do you know ANYTHING about him...

I need to find out more about him

Selection of whiskey minis

whisky minis a possibility....

I bought my work secret santa present last night

get him 10 presents from poundland

^This.

I guess it doens't help that I work in mayfair

just give him 10 pound coins and the address of the nearest poundland

inflatable sheep

just get a special edition of some classic film off amazon

no time to wait for mail order, or else this would be cool!

same problem here

Amphetamines. NEXT!

tenner bag of junk <3

cheap bible

She's a hardcore Christian who isn't fond of Christmas?!

nah, the diehards are all over Easter. that's the big one. the Miracle.

Ahh so she's one of those indie Christians who aren't into Christmas now it's gone mainsteam

Erm....she's still a girl, isn't she?

Yeah I guess so.

WELL I've got a glittery jesus money box

Throw in a blowie.

bit creepy...

It's a reference to another thread, don't worry.

Bottle of wine

musical socks/tie/cock-ring

A Gun Rack.

i don't think there's a thread on DiS that someone wouldn't be able to shoehorn a Wayne's World reference into :)

He might not own A Gun

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