Flirting at work
By which I mean totally platonic flirting. Flirtbants. Not the same as with the ones you actually want to bang.
Do you do it? I don't, I hate working and the mere suggestion at swapping bodily fluids with any of the drones around me makes me feel physically ill. For some of the ladies at work, though, it really seems to brighten their day up, and I feel terribly emasculated on the odd occasion they point this out to me.
Do you think less of people who don't flirt at work?
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so this is going to be another day of 3 feminism threads then
fuck this earth
hahaha
Totally going on a flirtbants rampage today with all the middle aged women
FLIRTBANTPAGE
I work with about 12 men
I do not flirt with any of them, in any way. They call me mum.
probably for the best
us men are terrible at misreading flirtations especially when they are from a sweet pretty lady such as yourself
they're your children, meoweton
Is it child abuse if I hit them?
They're between the ages of 25 and 55.
i so much wish there was even one person here i could have a little crush on
yeah i do indulge in a bit of flirting with a few of the middle-aged women
i don't think i'd feel comfortable flirting with someone of my own age...
update
one of the middle-aged ladies had a flirt with me... said 'it was nice to have this moment'
I can't wait till I'm in my 40s and can flirt with all the girls in their 20s
When old men flirt with me I just say
ooh its like talking to my dad
and they leave
...having achieved their ultimate fantasy
I am utterly useless at flirting.
I don't know when it is happening, when I am doing it, or even really what it is. So, proabbly yes.
tell me about it
I've been PMing you for months now
Not even a little bit, no.
Not sure I understand the OP
There's one who I think I unconsciously flirt with and I definitely fancy her, but she's in a relationship with a guy i've known for 20-odd years.
The other I don't fancy, so I don't flirt with them. They get some banter, but definitely no flirting.
Susan, just wondered if you're free for a bit of a flirt?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBJ1Fjp5fo
I'll flirt with anyone
Anyone
Dinner?
sure babe
Managing 1100 people, I have to be professional.
I try to make direct contact with the lemmings anyway, that's what the managers and supervisors are for.
*1099
(I just quit)
* not to.
Gonna have to sack a proofreader now!
i think this girl at work likes me
but might be entirely deluded. looking forward to embarrassing myself at one of our two christmas parties.
the part of this story that i meant to post
was that i think she tried flrting with me the other day but it was just very weird.
The Office/USA puts me off shit like this