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Weighing yourself before and after you take a shit.
is a good way of finding out the weight of your shit without getting your hands dirty.
If you want cubic volume fill a bowl to the brim and place it within another larger bowl. Hover over the smaller bowl in a position that would allow the easy flow of shit. do the shit. any water that flows over is the cubic volume of your poo. Measure it . job done. post results.
how is this not an untrue thread
Obviously not.
Do you think your bum is a dark portal to a land of shite.
You definitely don't.
Can make up to half a stone's difference. That'd be pretty extreme though.
only the anus can defy physics
I always weigh the same
My scales even go down to the quarter of a pound. I have no idea how it does this.