how much would you have to be paid to carry out a contract killing?
i think somewhere in the region of £30k for me. dunno what the going rate is though
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i think somewhere in the region of £30k for me. dunno what the going rate is though
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what happened to peace and love man?
it's just a question
Depends who I'd have to kill.
There are plenty of people I'd happily kill for tuppence.
you'd happily kill someone?
http://i.imgur.com/HqVOH.jpg
:D
Poor monkey.
No no no
If you get paid to do it you run a big risk in getting caught. Rather do something like 'Strangers on a train'
what's that?
^voice of experience
chilling
*arousing.
...
Great story that
Must watch again
Because that ended well for everyone involved
I said 'like'
you learn from the ending.
Practice makes perfect.
Apart from the people on the roundabout that is
£50 for a straight drop
£180 for torture
value
Come to the provincial towns
Prices are better than cities.
don't you live in edinburgh?
See how good I am at this?
Slippery as a goddamn fucking eel
hahaha
£5k + taxi fare.
I don't think there's a demand for my skills as a contract killer really.
For poorly protected targets, my price would be undercut by some hapless junkie/gangster wannabe. For well protected targets, I don't have the necessary skills or experience or connections, do you see?
i do see
but for the sake of argument, the person organising it wants YOU. what's your price?
Depends on who they want me to do in. Who it is will determine the risk involved.
For example, if it was senior figures in Iran asking me to kill Michael Jackson to distract from their rigged election, then my price would be £23 million.
ok £23mill, cool
If its just a pleb like you though
£30k maybe?
ok £30k
cool
stop that
A billion £
that's quite a lot
what do you offer that a cheaper hitman wouldn't?
I'll throw in a blowie
:D
Advert for Sims on right
"Play With Life".
Brilliant
Sliding scale based upon who the person is, what disguises I will have to wear, and how many energy bars I will need to scran whilst crouching in the undergrowth.
It is a competitive market place but I my work ethic and attention to detail make me the ideal candidate for the job.
This was a job offer wasn't it?
scran is not a verb
it stands for sultanas currants raisins and nuts
thanks, Ray Mears
Dunno.
I'd probably sub-contract it though.
Do sub-contract killers exist?
I got a bit squeamish plucking & preparing a dead duck, so I imagine I'd struggle to kill an actual human.
i think i could probably do it if i didn't know them
I didn't know the duck.
It had nice soft feathers.
it was already dead?
What was?
your friend you were plucking
What are you on about
A non jokey honest answer would be
I wouldn't do it.
Glad I could contribute.
no, that's ok
thanks for playing
I wanted to do this when I was a child
I imagined that i would be able to filter out jobs i didnt want to do, by making them much much more expensive (because they would be more difficult for me to do) so I would be taking my moral sensibilities into account, as part of the expense of doing it.
However I have far to much human warmth and empathy which means that I am totally priced out of the market