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i think somewhere in the region of £30k for me. dunno what the going rate is though
There are plenty of people I'd happily kill for tuppence.
If you get paid to do it you run a big risk in getting caught. Rather do something like 'Strangers on a train'
Must watch again
you learn from the ending.
Practice makes perfect.
£180 for torture
Prices are better than cities.
Slippery as a goddamn fucking eel
For poorly protected targets, my price would be undercut by some hapless junkie/gangster wannabe. For well protected targets, I don't have the necessary skills or experience or connections, do you see?
but for the sake of argument, the person organising it wants YOU. what's your price?
For example, if it was senior figures in Iran asking me to kill Michael Jackson to distract from their rigged election, then my price would be £23 million.
what do you offer that a cheaper hitman wouldn't?
"Play With Life".
Sliding scale based upon who the person is, what disguises I will have to wear, and how many energy bars I will need to scran whilst crouching in the undergrowth.
It is a competitive market place but I my work ethic and attention to detail make me the ideal candidate for the job.
This was a job offer wasn't it?
it stands for sultanas currants raisins and nuts
thanks, Ray Mears
I'd probably sub-contract it though.
Do sub-contract killers exist?
I got a bit squeamish plucking & preparing a dead duck, so I imagine I'd struggle to kill an actual human.
It had nice soft feathers.
I wouldn't do it.
Glad I could contribute.
thanks for playing
I imagined that i would be able to filter out jobs i didnt want to do, by making them much much more expensive (because they would be more difficult for me to do) so I would be taking my moral sensibilities into account, as part of the expense of doing it.
However I have far to much human warmth and empathy which means that I am totally priced out of the market