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Having a salad for dessert

msmonipenni [Edit] [Delete] 45 replies 15:20 December 4th, 2012

So I went out to get lunch with two work colleagues. We ended up having delicious bagels, though slightly on the small side and not nearly satisfying enough. So the two guys I was with suggested a small treat to round of the lunch.

I didn't feel like a pastry so I ordered a small vegetable salad. They looked at me weirdly.

Salad for dessert is okay, isn't it?

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not really dear

cat_race | 4 Dec '12, 15:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
salad is not a treat

colon_closed_bracket | 4 Dec '12, 15:21 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
You don't win friends with salad

slavestate | 4 Dec '12, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

fitzcarraldo, colon_closed_bracket, DaveMK, ethricdouble, japes, meowington, Icarus-Smicarus, gecko, and gonad this'd this
I think this might be an American thing

and it's pretty far from ok

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 4 Dec '12, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- but I'm not American...
  
  msmonipenni @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 4 Dec '12, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - so stop acting like one
    
    jacques_le_biscuit_ @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm nationally confused.
      
      msmonipenni @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 4 Dec '12, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
I don't think I've ever considered a salad to be a treat

(but i pretty much hate salad). It's not really a pudding, is it, I giuess you could say it was an extra (late) side dish. But no. It's not a pudding.

PickledOeuf | 4 Dec '12, 15:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- late side dish.
  
  Yes, I think this would be the best way to describe it.
  
  msmonipenni @PickledOeuf | 4 Dec '12, 15:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
or is it a fruit salad?

slavestate | 4 Dec '12, 15:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- It had tomatoes in it.
  
  msmonipenni @slavestate | 4 Dec '12, 15:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
thats not a dessert, thats just more main.

acceptable, as long as you dont call it a dessert.

meths | 4 Dec '12, 15:25 | X | ^ This | Reply

Silkyskillz11, alcxxk, nice_squirrel, Icarus-Smicarus, and gecko this'd this
I suggest you buy an eclair and eat it at their desk.

By way of apology.

zxcvbnm- | 4 Dec '12, 15:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

andyvine this'd this
If you wanted a small treat you could just have called me, babez

;)

Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 15:35 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Alright, babez.
  
  msmonipenni @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - How you doing?
    
    Smashing blouse, by the way :)
    
    Songs_about_ducking @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I'm wearing a white v-neck shirt
      
      but thanks for noticing.
      
      msmonipenni @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - No problem :)
        
        Really brings out your eyes - theyre like tiny gems on a flesh coloured rock :)
        
        Songs_about_ducking @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        And when they glaze over it reminds you of the ocean crashing upon them?
        
        msmonipenni @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 16:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Exactly!
        
        I've tried to chat you up before, haven't I?
        
        Songs_about_ducking @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 16:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Over a salad dessert.
        
        msmonipenni @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 16:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Emphasis on "small".
  
  DaddyorChips @Songs_about_ducking | 4 Dec '12, 15:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  andyvine this'd this
  - MODS! Can you delete this post and ^this
    
    its ruining my future marriage chances
    
    Songs_about_ducking @DaddyorChips | 4 Dec '12, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
I'm disappointed in you.

meowington | 4 Dec '12, 15:42 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I hang my head in shame.
  
  msmonipenni @meowington | 4 Dec '12, 15:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
Fruit salad = fine

Other = mark of a pervert.

Steved | 4 Dec '12, 15:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I'm a pervert.
  
  msmonipenni @Steved | 4 Dec '12, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Hello.
    
    DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - No 'this'?
      
      I'm disappointed in you Daddy.
      
      msmonipenni @DaddyorChips | 4 Dec '12, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Tryin' to take things slow- though now you've called me "Daddy" that might be...hard.
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        Chips?
        
        msmonipenni @DaddyorChips | 4 Dec '12, 16:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        :O
        
        :)
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 16:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - The system works.
    
    Steved @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:59 | X | ^ This | Reply
Your brain is like a smashed up pastie

moousee | 4 Dec '12, 15:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
- followed with a salad for dessert?
  
  msmonipenni @moousee | 4 Dec '12, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - followed by a bowl of mental.
    
    Stop what you're doing! You're wrong to do it.
    
    moousee @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
    - I knew I was still a virgin!
      
      msmonipenni @moousee | 4 Dec '12, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - not what I heard pal
        
        moousee @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 15:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
        
        they wish.
        
        Whoever 'they' are.
        
        msmonipenni @moousee | 4 Dec '12, 16:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
      - Good work.
        
        DaddyorChips @msmonipenni | 4 Dec '12, 16:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
could have had a soup

japes | 4 Dec '12, 16:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
- had that for breakfast
  
  andyvine @japes | 4 Dec '12, 17:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
I ordered a lasagne with salad the other day.

The salad came in a separate box and I left it until I had finished the lasagne. So to any passers-by it might have appeared that I was indeed eating the salad as a dessert. I wasn't though.

eltham | 4 Dec '12, 16:49 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Or they just thought you were eating salad.
  
  meowington @eltham | 4 Dec '12, 17:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Depends if they'd already passed and seen me eating the lasagne or not.
    
    eltham @meowington | 4 Dec '12, 17:05 | X | ^ This | Reply

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